Unilever/Dove vs. Alec Baldwin. One has done so much to entertain us and improve our lives. The other is Alec Baldwin.
Unilever needs to stick to selling soap and quit trying to make its Dove customers feel better about themselves. “Uncover your real beauty by making yourself look different! Oh, and it’s okay to be a little chunky, but we’ll Photoshop you anyway.” I just need to get the dirt off this, okay? You got something that’ll help me out?
Over the years, Alec Baldwin has transitioned from leading man to leading cause of heart disease, but he’s never given up trying to boss people around. The peaceloving porker wants the government to keep your kids from getting fat. He also wants to spare them the pain of marrying Kim Basinger and starring in The Shadow. And don’t even get me started about the leather seats in his speedboat. (I guess “Meat Your Meat” doesn’t apply to the outside of the cow.)
This poll — and today’s seven other Round 1 matchups — will be open for 24 hours. Updated Brackets will be posted tomorrow.
Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Activists bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Unilever / Dove (3) (52%)
- Alec Baldwin (14) (48%)
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Alec Baldwin is nothing but a whinny whore who want to use tax-payer money for his cause. Dove, on the other hand is just a private company selling soap by any way they can find. Alec got my vote.
Another close one. However, Dove wins my vote because they are so blatantly hypocritical selling beauty products that we presumably don’t need because we are all beautiful… well, unless they can photoshop you and bleach your ethnic skin.
Alec may get the upset here, but I went with Unilever. Don’t they own Ben & Jerry’s? That would make a great tie-in for their self-esteem campaign: “Love yourself, but you’re fat and ugly so eat some ice cream.”
Alec, hands down. No comparison.
Alec just because he’s louder and more annoying, though not by much.
Baldwin. Because big as Unilever is, Baldwin is a blowsier target by far. And he’s also more obnoxious, and he contributes nothing to society, while I love, love, LOVE creamy Dove lather. Mmmmmmmmm…
Alec is a total douche, and I agree with Beige, I just couldn’t vote against such foaming moisture…
Alec because I despise him…yes it’s personal
Baldwin. Because he has infiltrated my Hulu experience and his soul-sucking eyes make me weep blood every time I try to watch Psych now!
I hope Baldwin wins, because he is a THOUGHTLESS, INCONSIDERATE LITTLE PIG, and he has insulted us FOR THE LAST TIME.
Baldwin. Because he is funny on 30 Rock.
Baldwin – I expect beauty companies to lie to us. If we were all “good enough” we wouldn’t need them.
Baldwin.
Gary Johnston: “We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.”
(what a great movie…)
Voted for Unilever – I love Alec too much in 30 Rock – sorry /shrug
Alec, just for the Hulu commercial.
Unilever/Dove – Baldwin seems self-aware. He know he is a dick. Dove acts like they are doing women a favour
Unilever/Dove… because they actually had me going for a while… grrr
Alec, because I took him at his word when he promised to move to Canada.
I’m going with Dove! I LOVED their campaign! Real women, real bodies. I was so pissed when I found out they photoshop.
Another tough call.
Dove. How dissapointing that their “real women” were to real for the ads.
Baldwin, but it was close.
I went with Dove because (and I know I’m in the minority here) I thought that message to his daughter rocked and was probably exactly what she deserved. More fathers need to have that same talk with their bratty kids.
The Dove deception is probably worse but I have to go with the blowhard.
baldwin in an upset. dove is seeded too high.
baldwins are homunculi
Dove is just doing what any company does. Alec by a mile.
I like Baldwin much more back when he was skinny.
Fat Baldwin just seems too entitled.
dove…. because true beauty hides under several hours and layers of air brushing and liquify
I hate Alec Baldwin with a passion. Remember, this guy said he would move to France after the 2000 elections. However, I went with Dove because any company that brags about true beauty while selling skin lightening cream in the Middle East and India is truly disgusting.
Hahahaha, Beige wins. I too voted for Alec.
I’m still bitter about how Alec Baldwin almost caused the world to end by siding with Kim Jong Ill against a US Task Force trying to stop 9/11 x 1000
Alec gets my vote. I’ll let “BIG CORPORATIONS” get away with murder if it affords me a comfortable lifestyle I enjoy, and so richly deserve.
Baldwin: at least Dove produces something of value to society.
Baldwin. Dove just has a stupid advertising gimmick here.
Alec.
Dove, those lying lame-ass fakers. Plus Alec can be a dick in my bed anytime.
Baldwin – he could have been double-listed as a douchebag. . .
Remember…you can’t spell “total hypocrite” without A-L-E-C! This poor excuse for a human being won’t be winning any Daddy of the Year awards…might as well have a shot at the hypocrite!
Dove. I hate their line of overpriced products…sure, some of them are nice, but who can afford $5+ for body wash? And the airbrushing of the models was the last staw. We love you as you are, except when we don’t.
And I loved “The Shadow”! Alec was a hot piece back then. Now he’s several hot pieces. But that’s okay with me…as long as he doesn’t open his mouth. Man, he ruins it when he starts talking.
Dove! Those bastards!
I like Dove soap on my sensitive skin, but I doubt that I would like Mr. Baldwin on my skin.
Technically Dove is the bigger hypocrite here but Alec never left the States if I recall. He’ll always have a special place in my hypocrite shelf for that. He gets my vote.
Dove, hands down. Because there are millions of women with an already low self esteem involved.
I picked Alec Baldwin. He called his daughter a little pig.
Had to give it to Baldwin………I hate anyone who is an actor who tries to tell me how I should live my life. I already got a husband that does that, thanks. Don’t need a nutcase on tv doing the same. Oh wait, I can mute the nutcase.
I voted for Dove. Those “love your fat” ads are incredibly annoying. Plus, “it’s okay to be fat” is not the message that should be being sent to the fattest nation on the planet.
For lack of anything better to say:
FUCK YOU BADLWIN! You FAT PIG!
I went with Alec, because I just don’t like him.