No one could be more emblematic of the Douchebags bracket than one guy who eats live goldfish and another guy who eats his young.
This true Jackass among jackasses had a banner year. Steve-O took a brief break from tormenting animals on-camera to get naked for PETA, and after his contribution to charity (such as it was) had been completed, continued to be generally a waste of oxygen.
Whereas Michael Lohan, bless his heart, took no break at all from feeding off his daughter’s celebrity by flaunting his feud with Lindsay’s lesbian lover, thumping his Bible when he wasn’t up in the strip club, and polluting the blogosphere with MichaelLohanOnline.com. I think I finally figured out the one thing that Hollywood is missing: A healthy dose of shame.
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Deceiver Madness '09 Round 1 (Douchebags bracket): Pick the bigger hypocrite
- Michael Lohan (4) (82%)
- Steve-O (13) (18%)
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Since I can’t stand Steve-O, I voted for him.
How many Lohans are there in this tournament? Still, I voted for the Lohan b/c he is actually talking out of both sides of his mouth while Steve O is just a moron.
Support Peta, get the vote.
While I would automatically vote for the PETard in any other case, Michael Lohan got my vote. He is a disgusting, poor excuse for a human being, and I hate him even more than I hate Dina Lohan, which is saying a lot. His fame whoring and riding on his daughter’s fading fame, while all the while claiming to be a Christian make my skin crawl.
I voted for Lohan for the same reason I voted for Beyonce in Paris VS Beyonce. ‘Cos from Steve-O you just expect that stuff.
Lohan, hands down. He stopped blogging to blog some place else. I like Steve-O’s story on “Dancing with the Stars”. I applaud him for being sober and I hope it lasts. Besides, you know what you get with him.
Lohan because you see more of him than Steve-O. Plus Steve-O might be stoned half the time and not know what he’s doing.
Steve-O can’t hold a bong load to Lohan
Since I really am kind of vague on who the heck Michael Lohan is (. . .), um, I gave it to Steve-O,because even though I’m REALLY vague on who he is, I know that you can’t torture animals for a living and then decide to announce that fur is bad.
Besides, whoever heard of men wearing mink, anyway? Didn’t beaver hats go out with the century before the last one?
I didn’t exactly expect much from Steve-O. Ditto for Lohan, but he wants to lay claim to being better, so Lohan it is.
Woot! I voted the Lohan Trifecta!
ML. He’s a tool!
Pffftt… I voted for Papa LiLo.
But let’s face facts folks, they both amount to backwash in a can of Billy Beer.
Went with Lohan. He’s relentless! There is a 50% chance Steve O will accidentally kill himself with a staple gun in the next 5 years.
Daddy Lo, hands down.
If he is such a good christian why is he always making negative comments about other people? Nothing is worse than a hypocrite that uses religion as a weapon.
One expects crazy behavior from Steve-O. Michael? Oh geez. It’s no wonder Lindsay is a mess.
Anyone that uses God as a cover for their actions should be ashamed – and win the vote.
PETA association got my vote but doubt he’ll pull off an upset.
Damn! They really are both hypocritical knuckleheads. Michael manages to make the Yahoo News headlines, though.
keeping it in the family – votin’ Lohan
Gotta vote Lohan… I expected Steve-O to do stupid stuff.
Lohan. Steve-O has been pretty much irrelevant lately – maybe the teenagers have wised up and found that those Jackass stunts really aren’t that funny.
Lohan. Steve-o has great teeth and I can’t vote against them.
Nothing gets under my skin worse than “Christians.”
Although Lohan is a homunculus, Steve-O is a huge douche.
Steve-O 4 sho.
easy one… michael lohan is douchebag supremo
Michael Lohan is just more douche than Steve-O, as painful as they both are.
Went Lohan on this. Anyone who can make you feel sorry for Lindsay gets my vote. I didn’t know who Steve-O was until he showed up on DWTS. I wasn’t planning on voting for him in that, so I guess that takes care of both of these d-bags.
Steve-O. I hate PETA’s new stripper advertisement campaigns.
Michael Lohan.
I picked Stupid-O for his lame PETA connection
kbug61… exactly. I think I hate Michael all the more because he makes me feel sorry for Lindsay and actually want to defend her. And you know what? Feeling like that makes me feel dirty inside.
Lohan. He’s older and should know better.
OK, Steve-O is really more of a retard than a douchebag…Lohan, on the other hand, is a retarded douchebag that breeds and makes MORE retarded douchebags….
Had to go with Big Mikey. Steve-O is at least trying to overcome his demons, kick his addictions, and make something of his life. Mikey Boy was okay for about ten minutes while Lindsay was in rehab, but he’s fallen back to the bottom of the barrel.
michael lohan because his daughter is an idiot just like him!
Mr. Lohan ought to know better.
No contest. Congrats on your win Michael.
This was a tough one! So I went “Eenie minnie miny moe, who’s the worstest of them all” and the result was Jackass. Steve-O, you win by sheer luck!
This is the last one to vote on, I’m lazy, and I want to get a comment in so I can get in on the drawings, so I picked the upset.
Man, I had to flip a coin, they are both idiots. Steve O got it.
They are both irrelevant unproductive fame whores…but I went with Lohan. There’s something about the Bible-thumpers that just enrages me.
Lohan