Lindsay Lohan had a rough weekend, if you hadn’t heard.
A warrant was briefly issued for her arrest following the accusation she violated her DUI probation. She drove out of state to see girlfriend Samantha Ronson play a gig in Las Vegas, and she blamed the paparazzi for barring her way into court-mandated alcohol education classes. (Odd then that the paps didn’t seem to block her from any other activity on her full schedule, from tanning to smoking to partying to shopping.) Then the cops were called after she broke a window at Ronson’s house during a violent argument.
So here comes fellow attention ho Kim Kardashian to the rescue with a Chris Cocker-esque “Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone!” speech:
“It’s so sad that there’s such an invasion of privacy, with camera people, cops and paparazzi outside their home,” Kardashian, 28, told PEOPLE Monday.
“I mean, when have you not thrown something when you’re mad?,” says Kardashian. “Everyone has to admit that at one time in their life, they’ve gotten so mad that they’ve thrown something, but maybe not necessarily breaking a window.”
Can’t people have an argument without everyone watching?,” asks Kardashian, who recently came to the defense of another star, Jessica Simpson.
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star also scoffs at buzz that Lohan, who has had previous stints in rehab, is spiraling out of control. “Just because she had an argument, I don’t think it means that she’s off track and that everything is crazy. It’s really just messed up that everyone blames her.”
Her tips for coping with the scrutiny? “Focus on living your life and not the watchful eye everyone has on her,” says Kardashian, who appears in a steamy pictorial with football player boyfriend Reggie Bush in the upcoming GQ. “I think everyone needs to let her breathe.”
Ahem: “‘Focus on living your life and not the watchful eye everyone has on her,’ says Kardashian, who appears in a steamy pictorial with football player boyfriend Reggie Bush in the upcoming GQ.” Someone tell me where these twatwaffles would be if not for the attentions of the media? Name one time they have ever accomplished anything without blogging about it or spawning a reality television series. Surely these do-nothing starlets are savvy enough not to bite the hands that feed them.
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Once again, Blob body has said something rightous and hopefull. I’m sure “The Booty” was sipping an adult beverage somewhere, while whinning about how unfair everybody is the “stars”.
Kill Bruce Jenner for breeding the loser family!
All I can say is, oh my god “twatwaffles”.
Hee. “Quit staring at Lilo and Jessica and START STARING AT ME. Here–I’ll even help. Look! Boobs!”
Hi Beige, That is spot on, except I hate implants. Those thing are not natural!
Bruce Jenner is the step dad, Robert Kardashian is her father. He was a friend of OJ Simpson and died in 2003 of cancer.
Queen Bee…funny you mention OJ Simpson….because that’s all I think of when I ask myself how Kim Kardashian got famous.
And “Twatwaffles”? That’s an epic insult and I am most definately adding it to my list.
Twatwaffles is my new favorite word.
This is rich. She only made that statement so that someone would quote her and remember that she actually talks out of that mutant ass. I mean, really, anyone with their own reality show should really just shut up about invasion of privacy and the paps.
You know, in a perfect world, people like the Kardashians–and by that, I mean fatuous, stupid, useless celebretards–would be harvested for their organs and their parking spaces given to the more deserving among us. Think of all the sick kids who’d get wigs made of Kim and Khloe’s armpit hair. Think of the drums of fake tanner that would go to better uses, like painting utility trucks orange. Think of the eyeshadow-deprived in trailer parks, all across America, who could be helped if just one fewer Kardashian were lumbering around.
No, actually, Kimmie-dearest, I’ve never come close to throwing something that would even remotely compare to that… I did accidentally break a window as a child, though. Huh.
“all the sick kids who’d get wigs made of Kim and Khloe’s armpit hair”
I guess now it’s my turn to e-scream “THE VISUAL, BEIGE, THE VISUAL!!!!!”
“Twatwaffles”. Great word, Holly. You’ve invented a new insult.
We won’t know about the epic boobs until Jrod checks in. But I think he’ll say he’d hit it…as long as he wore TWO condoms.
Poor Lindsay Lohan, being judged for her actions, just like how everyone else is.
To answer Kim Kardashian’s question, it’s difficult being rational when you’re upset sometimes, but I’d never resort to damaging someone else’s property. To the furthest extent, I’ve punched a wall or slammed a door when I was upset, and honestly, it’s hard to believe that bashing in a car window isn’t premeditated.
Let’s be honest here, this little meth wench probably weighs no more than 110 pounds at herheaviest, so she must have bashed it in with some force or repeatedly.
It’s time to stop letting Lindsay Lohag get away with her obnoxious behavior. For as nasty as this sounds, sympathizing for this little bitch is only encouraging her. I don’t give a rat’s ass who mommy and daddy are. There’s an age where you stop blaming everyone else for your actions and take responsibility for how you act.
With all the sympathy Lohan receives, she doesn’t try to improve but instead relies on it. Instead, she manipulates people with her “but daddy doesn’t love me” spiel.
I don’t give a damn. I know tons of people whose fathers/mothers were f*cked up and left them…and they didn’t act like Lohan. Once everyone begins to see through her manipulations, she’s screwed. She’s clearly just a quarrelsome brat who loves to be angry and get into as many fights with people that she can get away with (and is).
Since Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done anything noteworthy in her career over the past few years that weren’t a big joke anyway, she has stepped down from “movie star” to “socialite” status. All she is now, is a public figure. Being scrutinized for your revolting personality is your job. Designing a few pairs of leggings doesn’t mean you’re hard working. Everyone and their mothers have a clothing line/perfume line.
Lindsay Lohan can do whatever she wants. She treats people however she wants…and yet, being criticized for being a complete twat somehow negates her over-priviledged life? Please.
As far as Kim Kardashian’s concerned, I was going to say the same thing that Beige said, but she phrased it better than I would have. Lately she’s been chiming in on these topics to bring attention onto herself. Good luck being taken seriously.
Also, if Kimmie dearest wants to clean up her reputation so badly, how about putting some clothes on? Seriously, we get it, you’re attractive. Stop whining about your negative public image when you’re sprawling around naked or half naked. I’ve yet to see an interview with her that wasn’t featured in (insert breeder magazine titles here) where she isn’t sticking her ass out in the air.
Wah wah wah.
“blob body” hahaha i love it! kim is such a no talent hack but lets really think about this.. what else does she have to do other than sit home and blog? not like she has, you know.. a JOB.
Edit: I thought it was a car window, but I was wrong.
Still, it’s pretty much the same thing. How can you *accidentally* bust a window, especially when you’re not large by any means? If you were that blind with rage, then you need to talk to a shrink or take some sort of anger management program.
And you know, if you fight with your partner THIS often (there seems to be a report about it weekly) or this violently, it’s time to break up or take couple therapy…all couples argue but not to this extent. Is Samantha Ronson really this stupid, or is she riding on the coattails of what’s left of this relationship for attention?
I don’t think Ronson’s any good either. She seems like an opportunistic freeloader.
Christina X, you are absolutely spot on. You don’t accidentally bust a window any more than you accidentally beat the crap out of Rihanna. Yes, I went there.
If a relationship is that full of conflict, then it’s not much of a relationship at all. I do think Samantha is riding the coattails of Lohan’s fading fame, and once people start caring, she will likely dump Lindsay for someone more high profile. I just see that coming a mile away.
“And Lindsay, if you ever kill someone and need help covering it up, call me!” The very fact someone bothered to get Kim Kardashian’s quote on Lindsay Lohan’s latest antics confirms we are living in the Stupid Age.
Given her violent outbursts, maybe we need to fix up LiLo with Chris Brown. Their first date can be in a Texas steel cage.
THREE CHEERS FOR TWATWAFFLES!
Here, here Holly! Completely agree with you but to be fair, Lindsay Lohan *did* start in some pretty cute and adorable movies before back sprialing into the flames of LA. Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, the terrific Mean Girls were all done before she became a mess – she at the very least, has a small reason to have paparazzi following her or trying to sell photos of her.
Kim Kardashian along with Paris Hilton and even LiLo’s little sister Something Lohan are all famous for being famous (somehow).
Damn, who knew y’all were so into twatwaffles? Next time I’ll make them with extra syrup.
“Twatwaffles” is my new favorite word. Oh, and, I love this blog to death. Keep up the awesome work, guys!
Gotta say: It’s only a matter of time before some clueless marketing guy at IHOP starts putting together a Twinkly Twatwaffle Morning Special. With extra Lohanberries.
Has there ever been a kid star inflicted on us by Disney who DIDN’T turn out to have some sort of genital-flashing or substance-abuse-related issue? Anyone?