A Hollywood regional that was supposed to be as predictable as a quiet Sunday at home with the BYU Cougars instead turned into a dizzying array of upsets and changes. It’s unbelievable! This is why we hold the tournament! These contenders are leaving it all out there on the Internet. And the results are much closer contests than we saw in Round 1.
Gone is the four-seed Khloe Kardashian. Don’t let the door hit you on the behind! (Not that it could miss…)
Yesterday the two-seed, Victoria Beckham, also caught the loser-train back to Poshville. And the conductor is that diaper dandy Lindsay Lohan, with her play-to-win attitude and that drunk driving record that nobody — nobody — else in this field can compete with. She’s going to be a top draft pick in the pros for sure.
Take it from me, Jimmy D.: The next round is going to be awesome, baby! Tommy Boy against Paris! And more Gwyneth-on-Lindsay action than I’ve seen since that time the Golden Globes rolled out their red carpet on top of a sleeping homeless guy. There were tripping starlets everywhere! Extra and ET had to pre-empt their “Who Wore it Best” segments! It was pandemonium, baby!
Round 2 (Stars & Starlets): Who's the bigger hypocrite?
- Paris Hilton (1) (58%)
- Jennifer Aniston (9) (42%)
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- Tom Cruise (5) (57%)
- Katherine Heigl (13) (43%)
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- Gwyneth Paltrow (3) (53%)
- Madonna (11) (47%)
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- Lindsay Lohan (7) (55%)
- Victoria Beckham (2) (45%)
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Hells bells. If I were betting on this thing I’d have lost my opposable thumbs by now.
I can’t believe Madonna is out! I am in shock!
WOW! All of the ones I voted for won except Madonna. She has been around much longer than GOOP and has been annoying much longer. I am shocked by that one. Especially now that it has come out that she plans to adopt another one from another country.
I don’t know how Madonna dropped to an 11 seed anyway. Her matchup against GOOP in Round 2 is like pitting two conference foes against each other on the first weekend of the Big Dance. The selection committee frowns upon that, I hear.
Dang, Madonna is Gonzaga!
It is hard to beat GOOP. Madonna had the GOOP beat out of her. I’ll shut up now.
Huh. Guess Madge doesn’t hide her hypocrisy as well as GOOP did.