Somebody call the wahmbulance, because Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is acting as childish as all her progeny combined:
Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman had high hopes her first two babies — Noah and Isaiah — were coming home Monday… but, those hopes were dashed Monday evening when officials at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center determined that Nadya’s new home in La Habra was not quite ready for the babies arrival.
“I’m really upset about this. I really wanted to return to a normal life. I know the hospital is doing its best for the kids but I never asked for all of this. It just makes me sad and I’m going to do everything I can to get them back but I also need to please the hospital,” Nadya told RadarOnline.com exclusively.
Excuse me?
When you enlist the help of unethical fertility docs to help you reproduce in bulk, you ask for it. When you choose to be impregnated with a dozen or so children and have no means of supporting them, you ask for it. When you squeeze so many babies into your uterus that once you give birth, several of the newborns are under 2 pounds and need to stay a while at the hospital so generously billing taxpayers for their care, you ask for it.
Some might even say you beg for it.
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I’ve said this before, but if I were ever face to face with this twatwaffle (I’ve been dying to use that in a sentence!), I would punch her in the mouth. I agree, she has been begging for it ever since she decided to have a litter. She is so used to dealing with unethical douchebags that now when an ethical organization steps in and makes her play by their rules, she doesn’t even know how to react.
You know who she reminds me of? Remember that creepy dude that claimed he killed JonBenet Ramsey, but it turned out he didn’t? I remember watching the news with my stepmother and she commented from the get go that he was full of it because he seemed utterly fascinated at the idea of watching people watch him. While that sums up a lot of celebrities and wanna be celebrities, it’s something that pops into my head every time I think of OctoMom. She’s getting off on the publicity, even if it’s negative.
Although I agree that this woman is totally crazy, I do need to correct you on something. When a person undergoes In Vitro Fertilization, the embryos are not IMPLANTED in the womb they are just transferred there. Women dealing with infertility wish the embryos could be implanted because then there would be a much higher rate of pregnancy with this procedure. Unfortunately, that doesn’t happen and so the stage of implantation is still left to God or Mother Nature or whomever/whatever you believe is pulling the strings. Yes, Octo-mom’s fertility doctor was unethical (it is standard practice for no more then 1 or 2 embryos to be implanted depending on the mother’s age and previous treatment success) and yes she is batshit crazy, but please let’s not make other women who undergo these procedures in order to have just one miracle baby have to hide what they are doing by making Octo-mom seem like the norm when it comes to fertility treatments. Just clearing that up, thanks!
Gee, she had no problem creating a website and asking the public to help support her and her 14 kids, which she paid for to have implanted. She had no problem using her college money to pay for these treatments along with plastic surgery instead of helping her mom pay her mortgage. Yeah, she asked for it. She made her bed and now she must lie in it. I have zero sympathy for her.
While I agree with the above posts and she is definitely getting off on the attention, I was alarmed when I saw the chaos in front of her house when people thought she was bringing home some of the babies. If you haven’t seen it go to TMZ, it’s a freakin’ circus
God help those children.
They should never, ever give those babies to that fruitbat. Never. I don’t care how much help she gets or how safe the enviroment is, those kids will not stand a chance with that woman.
She may not have “asked” for any of it but you can tell by that stupid grin on her face she is loving every minute of it.
Where did her broke unemployed ass get a house?
I want a house. I’d keep chickens in the yard. Do you think people would give me a house if I quit my job and got myself 14 chickens?
Man I love paying my Cal state taxes to support this F$#@ing turkey baster loving twatwaffle. I read today that the docs will not give her the kids because the house she moved into is not kid friendly as of yet. Just seeing her picture makes me want to bazooka barf and then break something.
On another thread, I announced my presidental bid for 2012. Octomom is high on my “hit” list. Not that I would actually whack her, but I can dream that somebody will can’t I?
Elle, her dad has it in his name. Plus, according to this crazy psycho, people are giving her thousands of dollars in donations to cover the expenses. So, if she loses the house, her credit is not affected at all, but her dad’s. Just like her last house. It was her mom’s but her and her 6 kids lived there with her and did not contribute to the house expenses.
Thank Angry Army Wife,
Well then I guess Octo’s not a leech after all. [/sarcasm]
I can’t believe people are actually sending her donations. Maybe I’m a heartless b*tch but the quicker she’s in over her head the quicker good homes could be found for the kids. I seriously wouldn’t trust her with a dog.
I think she didn’t ask for “this.” She envisioned a scenario where everyone would adore her for being such a devoted and selfless mom. She thought the world would love her for bringing a litter of children into the world. When other people did it, they were given television shows and everything else they needed. People donated houses to them so they could deal with their many children.
So far, it hasn’t panned out that way. She has been universally derided for her insane choices. Instead of being seen as some sort of beautiful angel, we see her as some sort of plastic surgery enhance joker clown face. She is being stalked by paparazzi that constantly remind her how people really want to punch her in the face as opposed to revering her as a sainted mother.
Nadya is the reason I think Dr. Phil should really advance to, at least, the final rounds. He has had her on his show several times, probably paying her pretty well. He excuses her behavior and is exhorting people to help her out. I will say this again: Beyotch needs to stand in line at the food and clothing banks just like any poverty or below family. It’s complete crap that she is getting rewarded for her stupid choices. “But think of the children!” Yes, and anyone else in this situation, without the press, without Dr. Phil, would have to scramble to survive. Why shouldn’t she? “If you can’t feed em, don’t breed em.”
“If you can’t feed em, don’t breed em.”
QB, thanks for semi-restoring my faith in humanity. Why should this skank get breaks when my wife and I both work, pay our taxes and struggle to get by? I hate her!
Queen Bee – that is exactly what a bumper sticker I saw the other day say.
The fact that she paid for these babies and then expects sympathy is horrible. I feel for her kids, I really do.
Here I am working away at a job and wondering if I can afford a mortgage and property taxes. What a fool I’ve been. I should have quit working 10 years ago and bred a whole bunch o’ kiddies.
What has been really killing me about Octomom lately has been her saying that she doesn’t like all this attention, ON T.V. How many interviews and t.v. appearances has she made now? She sits down in front of a camera perfectly willingly and with a straight face talks about how crazy all this attention is and how she doesn’t want it. It is some of the most blatant hypocrisy I have EVER seen.
I’m a hypocrite for adding that tag line. I remember seeing that on a bumper sticker years ago and thinking it was pretty cruel. At the time, I worked for a social services agency and I would listen to people, day in and day out, who had worked hard, played by the rules, gave to charity, had modest lives, maybe two kids, who lost their jobs and couldn’t make ends meet. At the time, they could afford to feed their kids but all of that had changed and they were freaked out.
I have no empathy for her because she has never been able to support her children and yet she continued to have more and more. She hasn’t worked hard. She borrowed money to pay for having these kids and for facial surgeries (Oh yea, she denies having them. Cause we are all to dumb to notice).
What an ungrateful bitch. “Oh boohoo, I have to please the hospital. All they ever did was save the lives of my EIGHT MICRO-PREEMIES.”
Seriously, she pisses me off more every time I see her give an interview. She acts so put out by the restrictions/requirements placed upon her by agencies that are giving her tens thousands of dollars worth of FREE help and care.
1) Sure, she didn’t ask for it… she demanded it. Totally, hehe, different, hahahaha *smile for the camera* 2) There is hope… maybe she’ll never get them.
I would adopt one of the babies, hell, there are 100’s of 1000’s of “fit” parents in our country that would give their souls to have a child, especially a newborn. This, “thing”, the human “ez bake oven”, will have nothing to give a child. These kids, all of them, will want for everything. Food will be received like a Christmas Gift. These children, all of them need to be taken away from her.
Hells bells……….WE didn’t ask for any of this either, now did we? I’m glad she’s being hounded, maybe, just maybe, she will learn her lessons. And the idiot doctor that put all those embryos in her ought to have to pay child support for them. He put ‘em there, now help take care of them.
Wahmbulance. I’m so gonna use that. With kind permission, of course.
Over at Enabler Online, oh wait…Radar Online, there is a little clip of her conveniently holding a tup and looking all maternal and stuff, talking about how awful the press is and how she now realizes her life is different and she has to be careful.
Um. ORLY? Hand biting, feeding, sound familiar?
All right, all right, I might as well confess! I ASKED for it. I did. I was just so bored and dissatisfied with my life (or lack thereof?) I just wanted some entertainment. Something to laugh and sneer at. It’s all my fault! I am so sorry! *cries*
“I didn’t ask for this” my behind. It’s not like got pregnant the old-fashioned way, she went into a doctor’s office and had all of them injected at once. And now she’s whining because things didn’t turn out the way she wanted?
Cue the violins, please…
I’m kinda wondering if the hospital now regrets “asking for it”.
They agreed to take care of her for a few months while she finished gestating, to assemble the surgical team, and to hold a glowing press conference to announce the happy news to an enthralled public.
Little did they understand they’d have end up hiring security guards, press liaisons, social workers, home health inspectors… all for this uninsured poptart. In Loco Parentis takes on a whole new meaning when the mom is actually loco.
And you can’t tell me the hospital is able to bill California for the entire amount they’re spending on these kids.
Sure, let’s take her case! It’ll be great publicity! What’s the worst that can happen?
This made my night.
oh boo hoo, life’s tough. this chick is a joke and i’ll be glad when her 15 mins are UP!
You’re all so hateful, I think that’s way worse than anything this lady has done. She’s cheerful in the face of great adversity, she loves her children and probably takes better care of them than most of the creeps posting here, and she has the same rights as all of you, who would take assistance in a New York minute if you needed it. If you’ve ever gotten an unemployment check or disability check or early retirement or any of that, you’re sucking up money you didn’t physically earn. Hypocrites. Selfish, jealous, rude and inconsiderate, all of you.
Those babies were Heaven-sent. Who are you to send so much hate to the mother that God chose for them?
I just hope that all of the stress people like you are causing her in her time of joy doesn’t ruin her enjoyment of her newborn babies, or her health. To abuse her over the internet is pure evil.
God Bless Nadya and family. Those are some beautiful babies, by the way!
Minnie, you? Are a stone idiot. Seriously, you are. You’re either Nadya herself or someone just as stupid.
You know what’s REALLY hateful? Breeding kids like seamonkeys, THAT’S what. Bilking your own parents and the taxpayers of your state and nation to fulfill YOUR OWN stupid, immature, selfish desires. THAT is hateful, lady. Those kids, all 14 of them, will be paying for the rest of their lives for her stupidity and self-obsession. She did this deliberately, for the attention, PERIOD. She doesn’t care about these kids, beyond their capacity as accessories to her deluded, vampiric lifestyle. DO NOT come here and preach at us about being “selfish” and “inconsiderate”, in defense of some git who embodies those very qualities. Nadya Suleman is catastrophically retarded, morally speaking, and she needs to be thrown a supersized juicy beating.
In short, Minnie, SHUT. UP.
Dang it Beige, you stole all the things I wanted to say! Except that those babies were NOT heaven sent. They were sent by a turkey baster.
Oh and Minnie, I get a disability check, but I earned it. Military service has a habit of getting people hurt. Before anybody askes, it’s only 20% against my Navy retirement.
GREAT! Now I’m in a rage again!
On a positive note, got my swag yesterday. How cool is that?
Oh, I believe the babies were heaven sent. I believe God makes us. I also believe He wants us to do better than start up our own vaginal carpools and HOSE UP OUR KIDS’ LIVES, and then demand that everyone else pay for it and sympathize with us in the process. Don’t try dragging God into this like He supports freeloaders and irresponsible parenting. God has limitless compassion, but I do not, and I tend to save mine for people who did not BREED THEIR OWN FRIGGING PRE-K CLASS.
Gaaaah, my head is thrumming like a marital aid.
Beige, have I mentioned that you rock?
Minnie, this Octobitch is blatantly raping a system meant to help those that need to get back on their feet more so than any inner city welfare breeder could ever hope to do. Worse than that, she’s getting away with it, flaunting it, and doing so with with a sense of entitlement that’s disgusting enough on a spoiled thirteen year old, but vomit inducing in an adult.
No one in their right mind chooses to have fourteen kids when they cannot afford it themselves. No one in their right mind puts their parents into debt the way she has, though to be fair, no parent in their right mind would allow it.
If you don’t see a problem with that, Minnie, then you are as bad as she is, if, as Beige said, you aren’t Nadya. And if you are, I can only hope that all this comes back to bite you in the ass when that litter of children turn on you and treat you the same way you have treated your parents. Outside of actually being forced to pay back the taxpayers, it’s the only justice that exists for Octoscum.
I’m still waiting for someone to mount (EWW) a cogent, intelligent defense of this stupid spunkbiscuit that amounts to more than “Waaaah, she’s got babies, you’re mean”. It’s a tough old world out there, and it requires a lot more than sunshine and saccharine sentiment to get by. Part of being a grownup–and ESPECIALLY of being a decent parent–is taking some responsibility for the little lives you bring into being.
The world owes you exactly bupkis. The. End. Thanks for playing.
Y’all want us nicer? Well, we want y’all smarter. Looks like we’ve all got crazy dreams, honey.
Oh–and before I forget entirely: Receiving unemployment, retirement, or disability checks does NOT equate to sucking up resources, a la Suleman. I’ve drawn short-term disability before, BECAUSE I PAID INTO IT.
Not only are you stupid, Minnie, but you don’t even take time to find out how things work. Retirement–early or otherwise–is something that people have paid into, over years of working*. It’s not some sort of magic money; it comes from somewhere, and people who CONTRIBUTE have a right to draw it. People who choose, instead of working, to litter the landscape with the human casualties of their own self-obsession, OTOH, DO NOT have that right.
*This term tends to be alien to people who think they automatically have a right to the earnings of others. It generally refers to effort and time expended to produce a result. Look it up.
Minnie, do you realize that Nadya, this lovely, selfless, glorious woman spent $1000 on MAC make up recently. Now, I have been on unemployment, that was paid into by my employer and myself, and I was single. I didn’t have $1000 to spend on make up. Yet, this woman, who lives for her children, was spending a $1000 on something completely frivolous, $1000 that she could spend on feeding/clothing her children. A mother who adores her children and thinks only of them doesn’t blow her student loans on creating more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more babies rather than feeding the ones she has.
Good point, QB.
I don’t have children, I’m not on any sort of benefits but neither am I wealthy, and I can’t even begin to imagine what $1000 worth of cosmetics looks like. And I use mid range priced products with the occasional splurge on something more expensive! Not only is this woman spending money that she never earned on something frivolous that could go toward supporting her clutch, but what’s the point? She has claimed that she is going to remain celibate. Seriously, I am not of the school of thought that make up is there to impress men, and totally go with the making oneself look their best for oneself theory, but you don’t need $1000 worth of cosmetics to do it. At best, she’s trying to perfect her Angelina face, and at worst, she’s on the prowl.
But no, Octomom is selfless and people are just so cruel.
Can you imagine? The first person to “hit it” would need to strap a 2 x 4 across their butt to keep from getting sucked into void that is this twatwaffle’s vagina.
*** sorry for the mental image ***
Most thinking people who get that close to both a 2 X 4 AND Suleman aren’t thinking of “hitting it”. Not in that way, I mean.
Ky – Just wanted to clarify what you said about implantation of the embryos. You are actually incorrect in this case. The doctor she used does a specific and somewhat controversial treatment where the embryos are actually implanted into the lining of the uterus. It doesn’t appear that the success rate is as high as transferring them. She did have 5-6 embryos implanted each prior time, which only resulted in a single birth until the last one, which resulted in twins. This was due to the low success rate of this procedure (although I still believe it is completely unethical to transfer or implant that many due to the risk). She & the doctor didn’t plan on having all of the implants take and then to have 2 embryos split into twins. This would be TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE to plan.
Having said all of that, I still believe she is one sick individual. I do not understand why she even needed ONE implanted. The embryos were frozen & weren’t going anywhere. They were not under threat of being destroyed. She just didn’t believe in *not* using them! Maybe implant 3 at a time when you finally get a REAL job–not a pretend job as a student while you suck money away from kids who really need it for school, not used cosmetic surgery & baby-milling! The woman doesn’t live in reality but in some sort of baby-Disneyland in her mind where eventually little animated birds and squirrels will be singing and helping her dress her children in ribbons and bows. God help those poor children and PLEASE do not let them inherit her insanity!