I thought Jeremy Piven was a lock. I really did. But I also had American University upsetting Villanova last night. So what do I know?
You — the voters — sent the top-seeded Pivert packing yesterday, judging Dr. Phil to be the bigger douchebag-hypocrite. You also put the upset-minded Perez Hilton into the Snark Sixteen (over Michael Lohan), and helped fan favorites Tyra Banks and Speidi Prontag stay in the running.
Rachael Ray and Dina Lohan were retired from Deceiver Madness. At least for this year. Not a good day for the Lohans, overall. Or maybe it was. it all depends on how you look at it.
And now for the matter of Week Two prizes…
The $100 Nordstrom gift card goes to “Sophie.” The $50 in Shell gasoline gift cards goes to “Crow Jane.” Two Deceiver.com t-shirts go to “milk ‘em.” And the hardcover copy of Political Hypocrisy goes to “Rocco Lore.”
If you’re a winner this week, drop us an e-mail (tips@deceiver.com) and let us know where to send your loot. If not, keep voting! (New goodies arrive Monday.)
So the Snark Sixteen is set! Here’s the tourney schedule for next week:
Prizes: announced on Monday
Monday/Tuesday: “Stars & Starlets” & “Politicos” regional semi-finals (polls open for 48 hours)
Wednesday/Thursday: “Activists” & “Douchebags” regional semi-finals (polls open for 48 hours)
Results: announced on Wednesday and Friday
Don’t forget to spread the word! This crazy idea of ours will — I repeat — will produce a winner. Did we mention that we’re sending the top hypocrite a trophy? Stay tuned…
Round 2 (Douchebags): Who's the bigger hypocrite?
- Dr. Phil McGraw (9) (54%)
- Jeremy Piven (1) (46%)
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- Perez Hilton (5) (57%)
- Michael Lohan (4) (43%)
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- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt (3) (58%)
- Rachael Ray (11) (42%)
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- Tyra Banks (2) (54%)
- Dina Lohan (7) (46%)
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I stuck with my same choices for round two, for the same reasons. It pains me to vote against Perez Hilton, but Michael Lohan is still worse in my eyes. After all, he’s half the reason his firecrotch kid is so screwed up, and every time he moans about her on his blog or Twitter, it feeds into her own publicity.
Hmm. I can actually imagine secret meetings between Lilo and Mad Michael, planning his next gormless Twittering to coincide with her new line of super-unrealistic eyebrow pencils or something.
“Sssshhhh! Remember: We HATE each other. Right, Daddy?”
“Right, punkin.”
So Piven is gone but Heidi and Spencer are still in? That’s what’s wrong with democracy.
Congrats to the winners, and, deceiver, next week better make sure Toby Kebbell is among those prizes. And don’t forget to gift wrap, I want a ribbon on that package.
The last time I won anything, was in second grade. I won a copy of Sideways Stories From Wayside School.
Yay Rachael Ray Rocks!!!