We’ve had to learn to be very picky about our Octomom stories because honestly she provides enough fodder to fill this website on her own. But this is pure gold.
In a new video released today on RadarOnline.com, Nadya Suleman bitches about her unsupportive, “abusive” mom and says she can’t wait for the media to give her back her privacy. (Some of you more astute readers may note the irony in saying such a thing to RadarOnline.com. But you can’t fault Octomom for not appreciating irony when she doesn’t even appreciate logic.)
Other noteworthy moments:
“Sure, there’s a bias. There’s definitely a bias there. If it were a couple, married or just together, two people together who had eight babies, this probably wouldn’t be happening or wouldn’t be as dissected as it is and under a microscope. Scrutinized, like it’s being.”
First of all, it’s fourteen babies — not eight. Second, she’s not exactly the Duggars. They are able to provide for their children. And speaking of:
“Had I not been offered a couple little opportunites to secure some resources for them, I would have been forced, probably, to get [government] assistance ’til I was completed with school. And then again I would be forced to work I don’t know how many hours a day to support them as a counselor.”
Forced to work to support her children! The horror.
“My goal is to write a book and everything will be disclosed in that.”
Something to look forward to.
Seriously, if you have six minutes of your life you don’t care about getting back, watch the whole thing.
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You know, I’m new to this site, and the writing here is slaying me.
As far as Octomom Jolie, well…looks like she couldn’t control the media animal she jumped upon, and now she’s getting gored.
Somebody else said it best: Your womb isn’t a clown car, lady.
You know, there’s always the temptation to wish (fervently, with an almost supernatural passion) that someone would just beat her into a thin red paste with a shovel. Yet, when I stop and think about it, that would only feed her rabid mania for publicity and victimhood status. She obviously, clearly, does not give a crap about her kids, any of them. And every time she opens her stupid mouth–which, as obnoxious as she is, is still better than opening any of her other horrendous orifices–she just proves that it’s all about her, that it’s all about her drive for publicity. Nothing anyone can say or do will engender public distaste and loathing for her the way her own words will.
That said, I still long to see some authority take those kids away, for their own poor little sakes. I guarantee you, that would be the best possible punishment–without those kids, she’s just another idiotic whore hoping to be a star, and she knows it.
I haven’t wasted my six minutes yet, but I cannot believe the nerve of this woman to claim that people would be okay with this if she were part of a couple or married, etc… No. If she had some sort of income that didn’t come from the state or her parents, or was using her student loans to actually go to school, this story would have been one of those, “Can you believe she had 8 and they all lived?” stories. The fact is, she’s doing this in every manner but the right ones, and expecting people to lavish her with gifts and other charity because … ta-da… she is the woman who lives in a shoe.
Her mother is an idiot. I am 35 years old, and if I had ever even considered pulling a stunt like this and tried to drag my parents into it the way she’s done to hers, they would have been the first to give me a well deserved smack. But, idiot that she is, she has sacrificed her own hard earned money and retirement to support this out of her tree, poor excuse for a woman that she calls daughter. How dare this ingrate bitch speak ill of her mother after all she’s put her through. She should be kissing her ass on a daily basis.
I agree with Beige that those kids would be best off with parents who can take a break from media whoring and spending thousands of dollars on cosmetics.
On the way into work this morning, the two idiots on the station that I listen to, broke down octo-twatwaffle’s call to 911 the other day when she was bringing two of the kids home. When 911 picked up the call, stating “911, what is the nature of your emergency”, she first identified herself as Nadya Suleman and then stated that she was bringing home two of her eight babies and that the paps were “breaking down” her garage door. The guy at 911 sounded like he was thinking “S*%t, this skank again!” I’m with Beige, when is somebody going to beat this person into a bloody pulp and make it go away forever?
I’m still wondering why her parents have never, apparently, just slapped her around until they got bored. Because despite the chunky whore’s claims to have had a “dysfunctional” childhood, it all reads “spoiled stone stinking rotten from day 1″ to me.
That’s the problem, Beige. She is that way because her parents never disciplined her and probably had no boundaries or limitations. They did themselves and their daughter a huge disservice because they obviously don’t know how to say “no” to her.
I would happily beat the snot out of her. She needs it.
And look at that picture. She’s grinning because she loves the attention. What I wouldn’t do to smack that grin off her smug, entitled face.
Beige, I agree with your above statement. The fact that she is whining about her mom when her mom lost HER house because this ungrateful human being refused to help her. And not accepting government funding? What about the food stamps and disability checks? Is there a new money fairy I have not heard about. This chick is out there all together and I hope and pray for a better future for all of her kids. They did not ask for this.
And ANOTHER thing: I keep coming back to this “counselor” business. She? COUNSELS PEOPLE? Not just stuffed animals, or her Barbie collection, but other people? THE HELL? Who, in this sad, benighted world of ours, is so @#$%ed up that this walking horrorshow of insane self-obsession is allowed to counsel them?
What kind of counsel could she possibly offer? “I think getting knocked up with, oh, about eight or nine babies would really help your self-esteem, Marcia. And try bankrupting your family and your state while you’re at it.”
How toenail-gnawingly crazy would you have to be to end up in the clutches of someone this hopelessly narcissistic? Charles Frigging MANSON would roll his eyes at her.
I love this statement
“Had I not been offered a couple little opportunites to secure some resources for them, I would have been forced, probably, to get [government] assistance ’til I was completed with school. And then again I would be forced to work I don’t know how many hours a day to support them as a counselor.”
There is so much wrong here it’s truly amazes me. She is saying she would not have quit school to take care of her brood? What makes her think you get a degree and BAM! you’re a counselor with an office and patients paying $100 an hour? God I could just rant on this little paragraph for hours but alas I am forced to work to feed my 4 little demons
These comments are why I love beige and chronic malanga so much.
Total girl crush.
Honestly, being a counselor and helping people is a noble thing, but it’s only slightly more lucrative than picking through garbage to find aluminum cans. You don’t go into counseling for the money. Supporting 14 kids (a few with autism and eight at the same age) as a single mom on a just-out-of-school counseling job is about as realistic as planning to breastfeed all 8 at once.
It’s like she’s taken every common sense thing about having a kid and turned it upside down in some kind of bizarro logic of “I’ll just love them all a lot”
Stable home: No – it was you mom’s there wasn’t enough room for your family to begin with and it got foreclosed on
Stable family: no – no S/O in the picture to help corral the kids, bring in a second income, cover while you’re sick, etc. No grandma to babysit (I don’t know about grandpa but I think the grandma bridge is pretty well burnt). Already having children
Stable job/income: no – relying on daddy government or aunty charity is not an income strategy. You don’t have kids and *then* get the education you need for a job
Can somebody smack her in the head and tell her there aren’t enough hours in the day to work as a counselor to care for 14 kids (with mental and physical problems)?
The more I read, the more I hate this woman. Every time she opens her mouth, my blood pressure goes up and my head wants to explode.
She might be forced to work who knows how many hours to support her kids?
Welcome to the real world, dipsh!t!
I’m still wondering whose smart decision it was to let her bring 2 of the babies home.
Smacking her in the head won’t work. You can’t fix stupid. She did it to show everyone that she could do it…NOBODY was going to tell her she couldn’t have all those kids after she found a way to get the money to do it and a doctor that was as greedy as she was, to do the job.
What I find sad about the whole thing is she is a parent. No telling how those kids…all 14 of them….will turn out to be. Atleast one will be as pathetic as his/her mother unless someone steps in and takes every one away from her.
She’s morally stunted and missing the whole point.
I wish someone would just tell her ‘Look lady, we don’t care, you’re not so damn important’. Even better would be if the 911 operator said that. She is just another freak in the circus sideshow that is tabloid journalism.
Radar has stolen an awful lot of content from Deceiver over the year.
Gah…….what about her smirk in almost EVERY pic we see of her? Makes me want to reach thru the monitor and snatch her baldheaded.
SHE LOVES EVERY BIT OF IT….the *ahem* “lady” doth protest too much, me thinks.
You know, I am not one of those people that would go around saying that some people should just not be allowed to reproduce. I fantasize about it, but I know that the idea of ever implenting something like that goes against everything I was raised to respect, like freedom of choice and all those other pesky human rights issues that something like that would involve. I am of the opinion that if you have them, you deal with them. But this woman makes me want to rip her ovaries out and drive a wooden stake through them, burn them, and bury them where they will never be found and reanimated. I keep coming back to this and ranting because her mentality, presence on this planet, and waste of good air she represents just chap my ass in ways I cannot even begin to properly express.
That she wants to be a counselor is frightening. That she is lamenting the idea of working and raising children when she went through all the trouble to create an army of them sickens me. I can’t believe she has the balls to show her face anymore. She HAS to know what an idiot she is. She’s stupid, but she can’t be that stupid. No one is really that stupid. She just doesn’t care because she’s selfish and so caught up in her dream world that it doesn’t matter to her that every time she opens her mouth to speak the crap that comes out of it, she is giving the finger to everyone listening, her family included.
I’m just ranting now, so I’m going to shut up.
And flirt, I’m touched.
Okay, so it’s not just me.
Wants privacy, so she plans to write a book. Because that won’t feed the flames at ALL. I am not against big families (provided that you are willing and able to properly care for them), but it is insane to think that a single mother can take care of fourteen children without some sort of help. Even if only one child had resulted from this last pregnancy, she would still have seven kids, all under eight. That is seven people plus herself to support, financially, emotionally and physically. What rational person wouldn’t be concerned about the situation?
I know a family who had fourteen children (including three sets of twins). By the time the last ones were born, the oldest were going to college. The mother stayed home with the kids, and the dad had a decent paying job, but their house was still crazy. It takes strong, practical parents to handle such a large family. I also know a women who had a set of twins and a set of triplets a few years later. She and her husband had three babysitters come over if they went out. Three teenagers had a tough time handling the five kids under eight, and only one of those kids had autism, which was a mild case! The mother had the worst of it: if all five wanted mommy’s lap at once, or followed her around saying mommy mommy mommy, there wasn’t really a whole lot she could do before they were old enough to understand that all of them couldn’t have mommy to themselves at the same time. Imagine trying to do that with fourteen kids, at least three of whom have some sort of developmental disability.
Lastly: my sister is getting her masters in social work this spring. While every state has different laws, she says that many of them will not license someone with a masters in psychology as a counselor. The training in psycology programs is usually geared toward people looking to get a doctorate in psycology or psychiatry. Programs in social work or counseling tend to prepare graduates for counseling straight from the program. Perhaps California is different, or maybe she is preparing for her future career the same way she prepared to have a family.
“Had I not been offered a couple little opportunities to secure some resources for them…”
I swear, the first time I read this I thought she said “SCORE some resources for them”.
California Dave….the reason you saw that as SCORE, was because that’s exactly what Octobitch meant.
Did anybody catch that “exclusively for RadarOnline.com” bit? She’s gotta be getting SOME sort of income from that. Add to that a book deal (although I can’t imagine any sane publishing company taking that risk), a possible TV show (that’s next, for sure) and she’s should have more than enough money to support her family. I think that California ought to ask for the public assistance funds back if that’s the case.
It’s really sad when freak shows become big business.
Mwah back atcha, flirt.
You know, this stupid skankbasket is NEVER going to get it. If she were capable of understanding how screwed-up she is, she wouldn’t have done the things she’s done. If she understood the level of maturity needed (not always present, but NEEDED) to raise one kid, let alone a whole class, she wouldn’t act all “Why are people mad at me? Just let it go, you’re being so negative” at anyone who attempts to present her with reality.
Time is on our side. The more she tries to saturate the market with her stupid poochy face, the faster everyone will get sick and tired of putting up with her–even her supporters. We can wait.
I’m with Chronic in holding her parents partially responsible for this mess.
This whole sad story beautifully illustrates the maelstrom we create when we hand out trophies to every last place soccer team.
We’ve got an entire generation of people who think that every crayola scribble they make on the livingroom wall deserves a National Merit award, or at least a free year of Pampers and a five bedroom house complete with bunk-cribs.
Frankenmommy.
True, Minnow. True.
In a lot of ways, it’s as though she’s cobbled together the very worst of both traditional womanhood and radical feminism, or rather distortions of both. She’s a caricature of “breeders”, but has seemingly decided to insist that she doesn’t need a man. Just his money and everyone else’s, apparently.
It’s a doggone shame that freak shows have become big business.
Anybody else catch that bit about “exclusively for RadarOnline.com? She’s gotta be making SOME sort of income from it. Add to that a book deal (publishers falling over themselves for the privilege. Or are they?) and a TV show (you know that’s next) and OctoMom should have enough to support her family.
If that’s so, then California ought to ask for the public assistance funds back. Hmm, that reminds me. I wonder if she’s defaulted on her student loans yet. If you’re not in school at least half-time, you owe that money back within six months. Watch, she’ll be whining about that next…
You really nailed it, Minnow. I hate this PC culture that kids are growing up in these days. It seems that ever since the late 80’s, parents have decided that their children are friends that should have just as much say in household decisions as the adults. I was watching this show about UK families checking out New Zealand for a possible move, and some of these parents were being completely dominated by their bratty kids that were against the move. My husband and I found ourselves yelling at the television any time one of the kids was on screen and screaming at the parents to smack them for acting so disrespectfully.
In 18 years under my parents’ roof, I was only smacked three times, and when I say smacked, I can’t even claim that anyone left a mark. The idea that my parents had been pushed to that limit shamed me into behaving because I was taught to respect my elders, speak when spoken too or when the adults were done speaking, and to leave adult decisions to adults. I know I sound like someone ready to chase the kids off the lawn at only 35, but kids today are shockingly spoiled and encouraged to unhealthy levels of self esteem that because of the PC culture that, as Minnow said, turn any Crayola scribble into something deserving a National Merit Award. Those are the people that as adults, will come crashing down from their pedestal the minute they realize that they aren’t going to be rewarded for mediocrity. I really hope that this attitude changes over the next few generations after a few more Octobitches crop up in the news, along with other entitled ass clowns.
Yeah, for those of us who believe in the pendulum theory, the wait for things to swing back to personal responsibility already seems interminable.
I am curious about one thing.
Most of my exposure to this story comes from radio, which is blissfully free visuals.
Are there lots of pap shots of Frankenmommy with her kids?
Because everything I’ve seen has been sans-droolers, with the exception of TMZ taking the grand tour of her last home. But let’s face it, they paid her to occupy the same time zone as her merry brood for that 10 minutes.
Honestly folks, I have 3 and I can count on one unmanicured hand the times I’ve gone anywhere in the past decade without dragging one behind me. Getting a shot of me without a monkey is the equivalent of tripping over the Holy Grail in a Hooter’s.
I’d feel just a little better about her parenting skills if she had urp on her shoulder in at least one picture, just one…
Minnow, you’re being SO rigid and inflexible, here. Just let it go.
Heh. I just wondered if that made anyone else’s head go throbby, like it does mine.
I am so angry about all of this – I was a single mom for the first few years of my child’s life (one child), I had to work to support my child – I never took any government assistance. My child is great, healthy and graduated from a major university last year. I have seen families that had to work two or three jobs to support their kids and never got government assistance. I am not against this assistance, I believe there are situations that require it – but it is not for this Octomom’s situation. She chose this situation. She is out getting manicures, buying Mac (I can’t afford Mac-not in this economy, I’m a CoverGirl), and getting “free” nanny service, and to boot – an @ $600,000 house and plastic surgery. Not to mention the costly InVitros, and I don’t buy the whole “I worked double shifts at the metnal ward to pay for them.”
She can’t even take care of the other six kids – we see that by the condition of the previous house, and this was with help from the grandparents. And how come the kids are never with her? I had one kid, and she went everywhere with me, there are so many pictures of this woman without even one kid.
Again, I am angry. I would like to see her investigated, by social workers, government auditors, IRS, the agents who gave her financial aid for “school” that she has admitted using for her kids, and the hospital officials who are now giving her these helpless babies two by two.
I want to ask, what can we do to make sure that this evil woman does not continue with this circus and still protect the children, there must be a better way. Any ideas?
Froggy, I wish I had better ideas, because I agree that this woman, and anyone inspired by her, do not deserve the attention, and should be investigated by all the entities you mentioned. She is an insult to all single mothers, people on government assistance that need it and aren’t abusing the system, taxpayers, and anyone adult with a scrap of sense.
I find it very unfair that there are people out there who are struggling, and due to an insignificant technicality, are denied government aid, yet she very blatantly takes advantage of the system, rapes it even, and she gets away with it. I am not the type of person that calls “racism” on everything I see, but if she were black, she would never have gotten this far with her abuses and if she had, she would not be getting the media attention she is enjoying now. And she is enjoying it, because while I feel that it hasn’t worked out for her in exactly the way she envisioned, a person like her will take any attention they can get, positive or negative.
OctoMom: Why people with Borderline Personality Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder really shouldn’t be let anywhere near a fertility clinic.
Seriously, the only bright spots in this whole miserable debacle is that she didn’t saddle any of them with names like Moses or Apple or Pilot Inspektor.
She’s still a stupid bint, though.
Ahem. That would be “the only bright spot is”.
Proofread, proofread, PROOFREAD.
I thought she was getting all of those student loans so she COULD complete school. This was her entire plan for supporting them — getting a degree and working. Now she finds it offensive that she should even CONSIDER working. Maybe the federal government should call in her loans. She is not working nor is she enrolled in school. They should sue her for fraud as she had admitted (on tape) that she used this money for her fertility treatments & living expenses. Get the money back & give it to actual students who plan to contribute to society, not suck from it endlessly.
I agree with you – I filled out the paperwork for student loans for my child when they were going to start college, just in case we couldn’t afford it. I was fortunate enough to get money from my job, my mother and her grandmother to help pay for her college. I was a manager at a bookstore at a college, and dealt with students that got these loans to pay for school and books. These students were serious about their school and even they were scrutinized for every purchase they made. Where are the officials that scrutinize these loans now? This woman has admitted on public airwaves that she is using the money for something besides books and school – that loan should be called in immediately and she should have to pay it all back immediately and she should NEVER be able to get a loan again, to go to school or for anything else.
Also, I saw on RadarOnline.com that she has fired the “Angels in Waiting” and plans to hire her own nannies, with what her good looks? Where is all this money coming from?
Check out the last sentence, Froggy. That says it all.
http://64.90.166.18/news/report-octo-mom-fires-free-nursing-staff-2009233
Well, I hope Gloria Allred goes through with her intent to have her investigated by CPS. She should not be allowed to make money by exploiting her own children. She has no regard for her children, the first six and now the new eight babies. Everyone keeps saying that the only alternative is foster care, but there are so many childless couples out there that would be willing to take the kids – even if they had to be split up, it would be better than the neglect and exploitation that they are going to experience at the hands of this sorry excuse for a mother. In my opionion, she is unfit.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/buzz/Entertainment/6334865.html
Any bets as to when these children are taken away from her? This is a sad situation and will likely get worse before it gets better for those kids.
“’I think it’s more of an issue with trust between the mother and those taking care of her kids,” Czech said. “If you can imagine being monitored by somebody (that) every little mistake you make may get you reported to CPS.’”
That jumped out at me. “(E)very little mistake you make”? EVERY LITTLE MISTAKE? You mean, like deliberately getting knocked up…you know what? Screw it. I hope all 14 get taken and placed with actual human beings, ASAP, and I hope this paunchy smirking freakshow never sees them again. Then I hope she ends up under a bus.
Radar Online is supposedly paying her for their exclusives, so that is where the money is now coming from for $1000 in cosmetics. Is that one of her little “mistakes”. She sure seems to be out and about a lot for someone with several preemies at home. SUCH a good mother.
Does anyone know which college she was attending? She needs to pay those student loans back. If you aren’t attending classes or buying textbooks, you have to repay the loan within six months. Don’t the government officials that gave her these loans know that she was fraudulent in the use of these loans, and that she now has the income to pay them back. Also, since she now has this “income”, how can she get food stamps? Also, I have never known anyone to be able to get disability payments for a child with ADD. How is she getting away with not working? If she was able to carry eight babies to nearly term, then she can no longer claim to have back problems associated with a former on the job injury years ago (which was probably a hoax, too, knowing the source).
Why aren’t all these government officials checking into this? Yes, I care about her kids, but she is using those kids (all fourteen) to exploit them for mony for her. She is a narcissist and a fraud. I pray for her kids.
I will not sit around, however, and see her continue to use the taxpayers and the government to pay for her bad choices.