It’s been days since Ashton Kutcher made himself look like an idiot on Twitter, but give him enough time and the man will always prevail.
watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckI’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckshhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck
So he took a photo of Demi Moore bending over in a bikini and posted it without her permission on the internet. I’m sure she’ll never find out.
A show of hands from the men out there who think they’d still be alive if they did this to their wives or girlfriends? Do I hear crickets?
And need I remind Ashton of what he said last year about Demi stopping him from acting like a jackass?
‘Sometimes I act like I’m 50; other times you’d think I was ten,’ he reflects. ‘Somewhere in the middle is a guy who loves parties and having a good time, but who will never forget he’s got family responsibilities too.
‘I’m not saying partying and parenting cancel each other out, but’ - and he winks knowingly - ‘it takes a cool head and sleight of hand to do them both well.
‘I mean, I feel so darn grown up now I’m 30, even though the number is inconsequential.’
Because this is what grown-ups and parents do. Seriously, someone punch this guy in the face.
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Sounds like somebody’s headed for a time-out.
I saw this earlier today and it made me feel dirty inside.
One of two things is going on here.
1. As Simon said, Ashton is headed for a time out, and I think possibly a well deserved spanking, though not the good kind. I mean, really, what kind of a jackass does this?
2. Demi is in on it and looking for some attention so that she might actually get some offers to work.
Personally, I’m inclined to go with option number one, though I would not dismiss option number two outright.
Somehow I can’t stop laughing at this. Does this mean she’s been Punk’d???
at least she doesn’t have an ugly behind. I would have killed him…
Parenting, geeze oh puhleeze. Because all kids pop out 15 with a trustfund.
I’m a little disappointed. I thought it would look better than that.
Do Demi and Ashton have a kid together?
I’m with Pasta.
Holly, perhaps you’re hearing cricket “bats” being hit over the offending males’ skulls.
I’m gonna go with Chronic’s option no.2 here. I think he’s bikini clad suit pressing “wife” is on it. Something doesn’t add up here though. She’s pressing his suit herself? Since when do these people do anything by themselves? And also, how do we know it’s even her butt? Could be anybody.
Someone deserves a spanking over this…
lol…was I banned or something? My comments wouldn’t go through and everybody else’s do…I didn’t do anything wrong…did I?
hmmm…that 1 went through. weird. I’m going to go with Chronic’s option no.2 on this 1 and assume that his bikini clad suit pressing “wife” is on it. Something doesn’t add up here, though. She’s pressing his suit by herself? Since when do these people do anything by themselves? And also, how can we be sure that it’s even her butt? Could be anybody.
I don’t understand the obsession with butts.
is IN on it *fixed*
ashton needs to grow up!
Well she can’t be pressing the suit because it is hanging on the door of the bathroom. And who in their right mind steams in a bathing suit? Besides there is no steamer in sight, and no steam in the picture.
Me thinks she is in on it. Come on, she is the one who helped him Twitter about their neighbor. I guess she felt left out that Bruce was getting remarried and wanted it to be about her instead of him.
Hee, Nati. You posted what I was thinking. Like Demi Moore would actually have picked up any useful, non-fellatio-related skills at any time in her life.
Twitter, Twittered, Tweeted. It seems a little early to declare this the most annoying word or phrase of 2009 but I’m willing to do that.
So I come in this morning, snicker, and go, “Yeah, right. Demi Moore a) knows how to do that and b) doesn’t have someone to tell to do it? This is staged.”
Then I come back a few hours later and everybody’s stolen all the good comments!
It’s probably Rumer’s butt. Mom’s been punked
I, for one, applaud such efforts and he is off of my shitlist for at least 12 months.
And there is what proof this isn’t some snap taken by a guy in a crappy apartment somewhere in Jersey of his GF’s butt?
Oh! Cuz it’s on the net..it must be true! Ashton would never post a pic that wasn’t really of Demi!!
I admit That 70’s Couch would make me doubt the photo’s origins too, Radtec. But unless someone hacked Ashton’s Twitter account — which he’s been using for ages — he would have some explaining to do if it weren’t Demi.
Am I the only one who thought “granny panties” instead of “bikini?”
My daughter actually knows who Ashton Kutcher is. We were watching the TV and they showed a glimpse of him and she said “Look, it’s Michael!” She just turned 4. I failed as a parent
Huh…..he couldn’t have “found something else to do” instead of taking this picture? Set up, plain and simple.
Demi Moore has got herself one fine-looking ass. And her butt’s not bad either.
Sometimes I act like I’m 50…
Since when does this douchebag act like *anything* resembling a mature adult. I would imagine being married to this guy would be like being married to a 14-year-old. But then again, Demi’s hardly a genius herself.