The flame-tressed flameout took time out of her busy day of… doing whatever it is she does now, and sat down to talk to E!:
“They need to stop saying we’re fighting,” she said of the media’s fixation on the ups and downs—though mainly downs—of her love life with [non-lesbian lover Samantha] Ronson.
“People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal.”
Lohan urges people not to believe everything they read.
“I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie,” she said. “I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it.”
On behalf of all of us here at Deceiver, I take back every single bad thing we’ve ever said about Lindsay Lohan. Why didn’t she just say she’s actually an awesome person? If I’d known she was a totally honest teetotaller, I wouldn’t have brought up all those times she’s been obviously inebriated in public, or her habit of making $#!+ up. Sorry, Lindsay!
She is to be commended for her not-at-all-unrealistic goals:
“I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.”
Well, maybe she can get somebody to write the books for her. She might not “be adequite.” But the Oscar thing, that sounds doable. And maybe she can call her charity People for the Ethical Treatment of Airheads. Oh wait, that one’s taken.
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“I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.”
Yeah, and I’d like a 14″….well, we all have silly dreams now, don’t we?
‘Scuse me while I get my hip boots.
And we’re back to the fact that if you have to TELL someone you’re not a ten-gallon, heavily-befeathered asshat, you ARE one.
I would also like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books. And eat a calorieless hot fudge Sunday every afternoon while being fanned by Colin Farrell.
The whole Lohan gang is just plain crazy. Anything else she wants to tell us? Good lord, the crap keeps getting deeper with this family.
What she forgot to add on that wish list was a fifth of vodka… whoopsies!
Sounds like meth/cocaine fueled grandiosity. It will be interesting to see if she overdoses and dies or get’s sober? Anyone want to start a pool?
I like how she talks about charity work and overseas work as if they are unattainable goals for her. She has all the time in the world and while I heard she is going broke she must at least have enough money to do nothing, so if she wants to do those things she should JUST DO THEM. Stop acting like the media meanies are holding you back from being the philanthropist and renaissance woman you CLEARLY are meant to be, Lindsay.
Denial is not a river in Egypt…
@Katy: I guess being on everything but skates probably gets in her way. Like, a lot.
Around three years ago I was looking at…oh, I don’t know, TMZ or something like that, and there was this video of Lindsay Lohan getting off of an airplane and walking through the airport. The main point of the video was these two tween girls who were screaming and generally freaking out that Lindsay Lohan was OMG RIGHT THERE. So as Lindsay walks by, these girls begin screaming her name and informing her that they’re “really big fans” and that they “love her.” Lindsay looks at the girls and says to the photographer following her something like “gross, she’s fat.” It goes without saying that, as a person, she is utterly minging. But insulting a 12 year old girl who idolizes you? Christ, even I was offended.
The girl cried, by the way.
Now, when she says she doesn’t lie and take drugs, does she mean she doesn’t do them separately?
That picture is horrid. I just threw up in my mouth.
She doesn’t even look like herself in that photo…and she looks *worse*. It also looks like her eyes are staring off in different directions.
It has been my experience that people who say stuff like, “I’m a good person” usually aren’t.
Is she trying to further her career in the Deceiver polls?
She’s pathetic. Can’t she see no one wants her. Seth Rogen called her out a few days ago. She does nothing but whines. Start whining LL. People are tired of you.
I suppose the cops were called out to her and Ronson’s love nest because they weren’t having a fight?
You know what’s sad and funny all at once? She probably believes her own BS.
Ruby, I bet those girls aren’t big fans anymore.
You guys are all crazy, I would totally hit it.
That string of “I’d like to’s” reminds me of the scene in Boogie Nights where Julianne Moore and Rollergirl are hoovering mounds of coke and talking about all the things they want to do…go back to school, take a pottery class, etc….”but I don’t want to leave this room.”
The girl has single-handedly destroyed her own career. It’s so awesome.
Behavior aside, she looks so awful these days. You shouldn’t be twenty-two and lost your looks, but that’s what too much sun and too many “substances” will do to you…
What’s with this “non-lesbian lover” crack, though? She’s said she’s bisexual. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Looking at that photo:
1) That’s Lindsey Lohan?
2) Smoking and drugs really take a toll. She looks at least 40.
I always think that photo looks like she’s been eating pork chops without using her hands.
Who said there was?
The chick needs help but she’s surrounded by morons and moochers.
StrawberryGirl – not to mention raised by two of them.
She already has a disadvantage in the looks department in that she is one of those people that when she was young and fresh, could look “adult”. Hell, her sister looks like she’s in her forties. But all the self abuse and partying have made Lindsay go from looking a few years older than her age to about twenty years older. And that’s good, if you actually are twenty years older, but not so good when you are barely old enough to legally drink.
“…and just want to work.”
Thats funny coming from someone who wants to go into modeling because “it isn’t work, its fun.”
This makes me so sad. She used to have talent and youthful appeal, and now I just hate what she’s turned into. I want my cute, sassy Lindsay Lohan from Mean Girls back! Paging Tina Fey!