Let’s get the Week Three prizes out of the way first.
We’ll be sending a $100 Best Buy gift card to “luscious_t.” The $50 ESPN Shop gift card goes to “Loop the Lup.” Two Deceiver.com t-shirts will be adorning “The Irish.” And the goofy gift bag of Scientology swag? Well, “invyzible” is stuck with the Booby Prize this week.
If you’re a winner, drop us an e-mail (tips@deceiver.com) and let us know where to send your loot.
If not, keep voting! New goodies arrive after the weekend. we promise.
And now for the moment the rest of you have been waiting for… We had zero (count ‘em!) zero upsets in these two Snark Sixteen matchups, folks. These were solid wins — no squeakers — and it makes me wonder if the world will come to a premature end in a massive ball of fire during the next round. Unstoppable forces, immovable objects, and all that…
-WIN- 
One of these two powerhouses will be your Activist representative in the Phony Four. They’re both congenitally full of it. They’re both more arrogant than Simon Cowell. And they both make stripping it all off a part of their “charm.”
Can you pick a favorite? Me neither. It’s like having to choose between Wal-Mart and K-Mart. Luckily, we can judge them from a distance, right?
-WIN- 
And in what has trned out to be the most surprising bracket of all, Perez Hilton and Tyra Banks are your two remaining Douchebags.
Not Jeremy Piven. Not the Montag-Pratt connection. Not even Martha Stewart. (I thought she had an outside shot on the strength of the horrible chicken-baking incident.)
Nope. It’s these two.The jerk-wad and ol’ poopypants.
But you picked ‘em. And one of these douchetastic celebrities will face the PETA-pegleg winner. So think ahead as you vote next week, people.
I feel so dirty.
Poll results and updated brackets areafter the jump.
SNARK SIXTEEN (Activists): Who's the bigger hypocrite?
- PETA (1) (57%)
- Pam Anderson (4) (43%)
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- Heather Mills (2) (59%)
- Unilever / Dove (3) (41%)
Loading ...SNARK SIXTEEN (Douchebags): Who's the bigger hypocrite?
- Perez Hilton (5) (55%)
- Dr. Phil McGraw (9) (45%)
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- Tyra Banks (2) (56%)
- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt (3) (44%)
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Perez? NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo! I quit.
Ok, I unquit. I’ve been assimilated.
I just want to point out that the Scientology starter pack comes with a bag with volcanoes on it. You can’t deny, that shiz is sweet.
Hey – wow – thanks
I must admit, I was just hoping to get the Deceiver tote in week 1 (I’m a simple girl of simple pleasures) but I think I might be able to use the gift card. 
Congrats, winners, and since deceiver has turned a deaf ear to my countless whiny pleas for anything Toby Kebbell, here’s a little something-something for me…by me.
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1191385/photo_21_hires.jpg
Ahhh…everybody wins.
Oh goodness… I have to say, I didn’t even contemplate that I might get a prize, much less the booby prize. If I *don’t* send you guys my address, does that get me blacklisted on Deceiver for life?? I think I’d be seriously embarrassed to even receive that package.
Hey, wow. I feel like one of the cool kids now. Thanks!