Michael Lohan’s official job seems to be to make me stabby.
The worst possible father figure I can imagine must have decided fellow pop star papa Jamie Spears has a pretty good gig as conservator of Britney’s fortune, for which he is paid $192,000 a year.
So like all good dads, Michael Lohan wants to get Lindsay declared incompetent so he can spend her money:
Now Michael is hoping to follow Britney’s dad’s example and take control of his daughter’s affairs.
He adds, “Finally Britney’s father did take control and she got her life back together.
“But Britney didn’t have Samantha Ronson in her life. Lindsay is my daughter and I love her but I’m not there to be a friend, I’m here to be a parent.
“If Lindsay doesn’t like that or is angered by what I have to say, quite frankly I don’t care because.”
Only Michael Lohan is no Jamie Spears. I think his final line is telling. He ends on “because” because he doesn’t have any standing given all the bullshiz he’s put his family soon. Just sayin’.
Moreover, I don’t know if Michael is up on his pop culture history, but Britney had actual, legendary leeches of her own. Namely Sam Lutfi and cousin Alli Sims — both of whom were worse than the long-suffering Samantha Ronson, who at least seems genuine to me.
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One word summarizes this turd: tool. He’s corrupt and his daughter’s welfare, who is an adult and can tell dad to pound sand in his ass, is not part of this equation.
I’d trust Samantha more with the money than either of LiLo’s “parents.”
Now he wants to “be a parent”? That time is long past, Michael Lo-life.
I don’t know much about Britney’s dad, but he seems to be doing a good job with her, as opposed to Michael Lohan, who would morph into that Lufti character the minute he got his meathooks on his daughter’s money.
I just read the article and I feel dirty.
What a sleazeball.
“Long-suffering” is absolutely the term I’d use to describe Ronson.
Before I forget: Could someone please duct-tape Michael Lohan to a tree? In the Australian Outback?
Beige – And feed him Ex-Lax?
I’d suggest the Arctic. Naked.
The polar bears are hungry this time of year.
So is he requesting the courts label her not competent? I mean officially or this just him blowing hot air?
If I am not mistaken Brittney had a medical diagnosis and the courts were already seeing her wackiness due to the custody hearings.
Flirt, I think you’ve just found a way to solve the polar bear extinction problem AND get rid of sleazy douchebags at the same time. I wonder if PETA would send up the first volunteers…
California Dave, ABSOLUTELY. If we fed him anything at all.
For the love of Pete, this guy now wants to take control of his daughter’s life? What about when she was a minor and he could control her life, he didn’t. From what I can tell, Jamie Spears did what he had to do out of love and he is not constantly trying to jump into the spotlight, like this boob is trying to do. Hang him by his toenails, in the Artic is even better. Polar bears are cute and they need food!
He hasn’t officially done anything, D. I was being facetious. I think he just woke up this morning and decided that controlling Lindsay’s finances would be way easier than working an actual job and that way he could have her attention instead of Samantha Ronson. But I don’t think he realizes what Jamie and Britney Spears went through and what it means, legally, to declare your 27 year old daughter incapable of managing her own affairs. In the eyes of the court she’s a child, and that’s not something a good parent wants for an adult daughter — especially one with kids of her own, of whom she can’t have custody because of the conservatorship. But in Britney’s case it was necessary because of her mental illness.
And now for something a little different:
From:
http://www.specialfoods.com/malanga.html
“Malanga pasta is very similar to regular wheat noodles when cooked. Of all the pastas, malanga fettucine is our favorite.”
Are these two really the same person ?
Mmmmmm… I love malanga. Malanga pasta is totally new to me though.
PETA would never send people to the Artic to save the polar bears. Carnivores are bad!!! They are mean to other animals. You know that if polar bears were really good, they would be living on tundra moss. *rolls eyes*
EXACTLY chronic.. that time is long gone, michael is a little late! this guy (and the whole lohan family really) is just so insane.
I feel sorry for the Lohan children they have two twats as parents.