Eight celebrities. Four matchups. And only one blog where you can see the carnage first-hand.
If you want a replay of this weekend’s amazing NCAA action, you’ve come to the wrong place. (ESPN is that-a-way…). But if you need your bracket fix between now and next Saturday, well… we’re suddenly the only show in town, now aren’t we?
(Mwah-ha-HA-ha-ha-ha-ha….!)
As always, you pick the winners. And this is the big-time. These Regional Final skirmishes will send half the contestants packing, and the other half to the “Phony Four.”
You know you’ve been waiting for this moment — you and about 20,000 of your closest friends. So now it’s time to step up, fire a long jumper, and elevate your game.
Or you could just dispense with the hoops metaphors, and vote for the famous phonies who turned out to be the biggest hypocrites in their entire brackets.
Yeah, that’s it. Do that instead of the weak-ass basketball stuff. Go ahead.
To review the Round-1 tournament résumés of the survivors who have out-lasted 57 of their fellow famous folks, just click on ‘em. (If you’re clicking on Perez Hilton, however, we recommend rubber gloves for your mouse hand.) Then vote for the bigger hypocrite in each matchup.
You might think Tom Cruise is a phony because he tried to steer 9/11 charity money into a Scientology front group. Or because he threatened to sue “Dr. Drew” Pinsky over comments about his father, which didn’t sound all that bad after you read what Tommy Boy himself wrote about the old man. Or it could just be the whole closeted gay thing. (Katie Holmes’s dad is a divorce lawyer. Don’t tell me she doesn’t know what a “beard” is…)
And then there’s the GOOPstress. Don’t hate her because she’s an out-of-touch Hollywood celeb-u-tard who can’t seem to escape the orbit of her famous family. Hate her because of that PETA non-apology apology for wearing fur, which kida ignored all the snakeskin and alligator dripping off of her lithe frame. And for her phony claims of vegetarianism, which is kinda hard to pull off when your online newsletter is full of recommendations for turkey-burgers, black pepper chicken, anchovies, and steamed oysters.
Cruise cruised through the earlier rounds, plowing through Tara Reid, Katherine Heigl, and Paris Hilton just like a good heterosexual. And Gwyneth got here via her devastating defeats of Brad Pitt, Madonna, and Lindsay Lohan. But now it’s time for you to decide who moves on, and who moves out.
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ARTIFICIAL EIGHT (Stars & Starlets): Pick the bigger hypocrite.
- Gwyneth Paltrow (52%)
- Tom Cruise (48%)
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Al Gore is … well, he’s Al Gore. That alone should be enough of a description. But let’s remember what got him here. The father of the global-warming movement can’t sem to keep a lid on his own greenhouse-gas transgressions. He left a fleet of limos running during one of hissave-the-planet speeches. He is the chairman of a company that makes gazillions off of selling “carbon offsets.” (Well, isn’t that convenient…) And just this weekend, he never managed to turn off the floodlights illuminating his trees during Earth Hour.
But Al won’t have an easy time getting to the Phony Four, because silky silkerson himself is standing in his way. This humble blog got its first mention in People because of my co-blogger Simon Scowl’s coverage of the emerging John Edwards scandals, back when The New York Times was still assigning crossword-puzzle editors to see if there was any “there” there. The one-act play of Edwards’ life goes something like this: Jimmy Carter’s teeth make a comeback, along with the Ken doll’s hair. Main character poetically insists that there are “two Americas.” He goes on to prove his point by sleeping with both of them. Only one of them is his dying wife. The dénouement is set in a maternity ward.
These two have left a political “who’s who” in their tournamnet wake. Gore crushed a Saudi king, the Chinese olympic committee, and Barack Obama to reach the Artificial Eight. And Edwards’ date with destiny was set up by victories over Larry “tap tap” Craig, Sarah Palin (you betcha!), and Prince Charles of England. It’s going to be hard to say goodbye to one of these contenders, but we only made one trophy. so get cracking.
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ARTIFICIAL EIGHT (Politicos): Pick the bigger hypocrite.
- Al Gore (57%)
- John Edwards (43%)
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If anyone needs a reminder of why PETA is in the tournament, just remember that they kill oodles and kaboodles of furry things while whining when the rest of humanity does the same thing. Last week one of PETA’s harshest critics leaked the group’s 2008 “kill numbers,” and it’s not pretty. PETA has been slaughtering more than 95 percent of the pets they take in. Wth numbers like that, these clowns ought to be working for Orkin instead of claiming that they protect or save anything with four legs.
And how do you solve a problem like Heather Mills. She’s denied doing porn (even though the pictures are out there). She’s posed as a generous charity-giver (not true…). She’s even tried to burnish her image by announcing plans to help a Russian amputee get back on her – er … well, you know what I mean. And now there are rumors circulating that the vegan avenger with the uneven gait is on the take from Burger King. Wow.
Could it be that the student has eclipsed the teacher? This one-two battle has analysts asking how on earth a whole church could be toppled by one of its disciples. Hey — anything can happen. Nobody expected Louisville to go away so quietly on Sunday night. So it’s just possible that PETA itself might scamper away whimpering like a badly neutered cat. It’s time for you to take sides. Go.
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ARTIFICIAL EIGHT (Activists): Pick the bigger hypocrite.
- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (60%)
- Heather Mills (40%)
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When we first sketched out the idea of having this tournament, having a bracket just for celebrity douchebags was my favorite thing about the whole enchilada. So excuse me if I have a tiny tear in my eye as this plays out.
Perez Hilton is (in a tie with Tom Cruise) the lowest-seeded Deceiver to advance this far. But we saw how that designation worked out for Arizona, didn’t we? So he’ll have to bring his “A” game if he really wants another reason to be famous. I think he could “pull it off.” That is what got him into the tournament, after all — soliciting masturbation videos from another blogger while skewering Hulk Hogan for committing more conventional sexual indiscretions. And complaining that said blogger invaded his privacy by going public about the whole thing. (Imagine that …) Then there was Perez’s crusade against “puppy mills,” despite buying his own dog from a breeder. And just last week he oh-so-maturely bitched about Rihanna’s Glock tattoo while happily marketing his own line of uzi t-shirts.
Tyra Banks, on the other hand, could slap Perez back to West Hollywood with a single shout of “fierce”! Tyra claims that she was put on this earth to raise young women’s collective self-esteem. Whic his kinda hard to reconcile with glamorizing prostitution. Or with her endless complaints that America’s Next Top Model contestants are (in the inimitable words of Holly Won’t) too fat/too thin/too drag-queeny/too short/too ethnic/not ethnic enough/too edgy/too commercial.
Mario “Perez Hilton” Lavanderia dispatched a Lohan (Michael), a Spears (Lynne), and a punchline (Dr. Phil) to reach this matchup. If only he had dispatched them to someplace without TV cameras. Meanwhile, Tyra Banks took care of another Lohan (Dina), Plus narcisist Donny Deutsch and the twin Godzillas of Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt. And for this public service, we reward her with yet another battle. Who’d douchier than whom? Sorry: There’s no re-buy in this tournament, so Jeremy Piven is out for good. You’re stuck with these two.
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ARTIFICIAL EIGHT (Douchebags): Pick the bigger hypocrite.
- Perez Hilton (55%)
- Tyra Banks (45%)
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These polls will be open until tomorrow when the clock strikes 6pm in Hollywood (that’s 36 hours of voting). Updated Brackets will be posted by Wednesday morning.
“Phony Four” polls will open on Wednesday morning, with results determined by Thursday night. Championship voting will begin Friday morning and remain open until the evening of April 6 when the NCAA basketball championship game tips off. The final winner will be announced the following morning with a trophy presentation in Hollywood — which we fully expect the Hypocrite of the Year to attend, dammit!
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votes this week go to…
Paltrow
Gore
PETA
Banks
Voted for Paltrow. Cruise really has been that prominently crazy for the last year, he was even funny in that one movie. Paltrow on the other hand, has been consistently demonstrating a complete lack of perception or touch with reality. The woman has been absolutely heinous lately and I will continue voting for her over anyone one that is left.
Gore vs. Edwards was tough, but I had to go with Edwards. Gore probably is the bigger hypocrite, but at least he does the slightest bit of good. Edwards on the other hand, just seems to be a scumbag.
PETA. I retract my statement about voting for Paltrow no matter what, because it will be hard to vote against PETA. This one was easy.
And finally, Perez Hilton, because I find him far more insufferable than Ms. Banks.
Sorry, I meant Cruise HASN’T been that prominently crazy for the last year…
No one I really feel any kind of passion for made it far enough this year, which is sad. So my rather gusto-less votes are–
Cruise
Edwards (that was the hardest!)
Mills–you know what, I just don’t want to see PeTA score DOTY, so I’m not going to help them, even though this hypocritically goes against my belief that the bigger hypocrite ought to be selected.
Banks
Cruise – Still a scientologist.
Al Gore – By virtue of his popularity alone
PETA – Do you need an explanation?
Perez – more irritating.
Cruise Gore PETA & Banks – all but #3 showed 50-50 when I voted – talk about CLOSE!
This was a tough one, but I had to go with those who have higher name recognition, because they do more damage. . .
Cruise
Gore
PETA
Perez
I had a hard time choosing between the Scientolooney and Queen GOOP, but Cruise got my vote this time.
Al Gore because he is more damaging than Edwards. Edwards is damaging to his own family and that’s crap, but Manbearpig actually has the attention of vacant eyed eco-tards.
PETA, for obvious reasons. People like Heather Mills are almost universally disliked and called out on their own BS, but some people do take PETA seriously.
My hatred for Perez Hilton edged just past my hatred for Tyra.
I have a feeling that PETA is going to go all the way — meat eaters think they’re ridiculous and vegetarians (like myself) are appalled at their pathetic actions. I don’t think they’ve ever reconciled any of their beliefs with their actions. Biggest hypocrite of all time, yet they still manage to recruit legions of minions. People will never cease to amaze me.
I think the choice is easy for me.
Cruise, linked with a cult who got a bodycount and induced much suffering. Palthrow is nutty, Cruise is Nutty and dangerous.
Al Gore, More likely to affect my life with his “WE ALL GONNA DIE!” anthics. Edwards is a douche but more in the comedic fodder type.
PETA, they militate against research made on animals. Looks like nothing but it might put many prominent medical research in jeopardy. I will need medical care when I grow old.
Perez, He’s a king-size douche.
Wow, some hard choices. I went with Cruise as this whole Scientology thing bugs the crap out of me. Not to mention that Katie looks more drugged up than ever.
Gore – as much as I hate Edwards, Gore is a bigger deceiver than Edwards is. Plus, Gore crying and carrying on about the election got to me.
PETA – the article I read today on Drudge that does show they killed 95% of the animals in their care kills me. If I could adopt all the poor animals in the world I would. My dogs mean everything to me and PETA just sunk to a new low, if that is even possible.
Banks – another tough one. Perez is annoying, but does not have two shows that backs him up. Just a website and some book that he is out promoting. Banks is just worse than he is.
Paltrow because she’s almost an underdog by this point and I’d like to see her in the Fake Four.
Gore because overall he does more damage.
Mills because again, I’d like to see a couple of underdogs, but she’ll probably be crushed by PeTA.
And Tyra because reading up on her matchup forced me to read the word “fierce” again.
Paltrow
Gore
PeTA
Banks
I’m hoping for a showdown between PeTA and Al, personally.
Paltrow
Edwards
PETA
Perez
The PETA v. Pegleg was a HARD CHOICE!!!
GO AL!!! C’mon you guys I can’t believe whatshisface is even close!
Oh yeah
Paltrow
peta
tyra
Best line ever “Cruise cruised through the earlier rounds, plowing through Tara Reid, Katherine Heigl, and Paris Hilton” – Lucky Bastard! (well, maybe not Tara Reid)
That made me vote Tom.
I voted for Al Gore because I hate him. And he sucks really bad too. Did another see the “Monsters Vs Aliens” movie? They kinda have an “inconvient truth” joke in there. I laughed.
I voted PETA, because, well, that is how I found this place to begin with. I had googled about PETA being Hypocrites and got the link to the PETA/Activist section. After reading through that, I knew I found a Blog I could count on!
I voted Tyra because the less I have to see, think, or hear about that Ass Clown Perez the better. Seriously, why does anyone read that crap?
Paltrow just because, Gore because he’s more visible right now, and Tyra for the same reason as Gore. PETA, well, because it’s PETA. No explanation needed.
It should be Mills and Edwards. You cannot equate Al Gore in the same breath with these bozos.
Palthrow-Though I appreciate all her hard work at trying to improve my life, I really wish she would just go back to pretending to have a British accent.
Gore-I would have voted earlier this morning, but my scenic lighting was hogging all of the power from my apartment.
PETA-They make angels cry.
Perez-A close one, but when it comes down to it I think his entire life is a contradiction.
Paltrow, Gore, PETA, Perez — Cruise is scarier, but Paltrow’s a bigger hypocrite. GOre knocked out Obama (who should have won) so I’ll pull for him. PETA, because without them all celebutards wouldn’t even exist. And Perez because I find him more annoying and more hypocritical. Phew… back to work.
Paltrow
Edwards
PeTA
Banks
C’mon, people! Gwynneth Paltrow is an out-of-touch, pretentious egomaniac, but she’s not dangerous to anyone.
I don’t think most people here really appreciate how evil Scientology really is. Being a crazy cult charging people hundreds of thousands of dollars for apparent salvation (becoming a ‘clear’) would be bad enough. But what most people don’t realize is SCIENTOLOGY HAS LITERALLY KILLED PEOPLE. Check it out- http://www.scientology-kills.org/
Gwynneth Paltrow is about as pathetic as Paris Hilton. But at least they aren’t $cientologists.
Tom Cruise must win Deceiver Madness, if only to make more people aware of the evils of Scientology.
Let’s be honest. I haven’t carefully researched who I want to make it into the final four; I just want to be entered in the contests. At least I’m not a hypocrite, right?
Because….
I like looking at the pic of Cruise…looks like he is picking his nose….great work, guys!
Al Gore….like you said….because it’s AL GORE!
PETA…who I think will take the whole thing, BTW…Mills can’t kick PETAs’ ass with only 1 leg anyway…
Perez…The pink hair always sends it over the top for me!
Paltrow
Gore
PeTA
Perez
These choices are getting tough, well except for Gore and PeTa
Had to go with the goopy one. Cruise is under the influence of his “religion”. Religious fanaticism = Brain dead. Cruise can’t be held responsible.
Gore because he is a bigger idiot than given credit.
Peta because Pegleg is a cog in the system, Peta is the system that must be destroyed.
Perez…just look at the hypocricy oozing out of his pours.
Wow LN you can’t be held responsible for actions under the influence of religious fanaticism?? So next time a terrorist chops someone’s head off it’s excusable?
And I’ll gladly hold Cruise responsible! He’s promoting a deadly cult like it’s some kind of real religion.
Oh and I voted for PeTA too. Makes me wonder why anyone in the world took them seriously in the first place.
Okay, something is wrong here. Since when Paltrow can hold a candle to Tom Cruise? $cientology is responsible for the death and slavery of their members and FREAKING HIPPIE PALTROW IS WINNING???
Something is smelling bad here. I don’t know if it’s the ill-will, estrogen backlash or nefarious forces in action, but there’s something wrong.
Cruise (nothing classier than taking funds away from 9/11 and giving them to your cult)
Gore (I shall illuminate my trees to celebrate Earth Hour!)
PETA (Save animals? Nope, sorry)
Banks (just for promoting the now-ubiquitous adjective ‘fierce’)
Pretty easy this round!
Tom, Al, PETA, Tyra
Hey, long time reader, first time commenter. I wouldn’t even be commenting now if it weren’t for the fact that Paris got ROBBED, thus ruining my hopes for a puppy murder showdown. In order to make sure people vote correctly this time, I’ve decided to say something about it.
STARS AND STARLETS
Tom Cruise: I really don’t care about Gwinny’s little problem with the definitions of “furless” and “vegetarian.” I stopped caring after people bought that the leader of the free world didn’t know what “sexual relations” meant, way back when. What I care about are people who hurt others with their lies and people who announce that others should “Do as I say, not as I do.” Tom Cruise’s efforts on behalf of Scientology qualifies as the first. It helps that he is also just plain creepier than Gwyneth.
POLITICOS
John Edwards: This decision was the toughest out of all of them. Both of these candidates satisfy my criteria- Gore encourages others to do something about the greenhouse gases he is emitting, and there is probably a long list of people who have had their lives ruined as a result of the Edwards scandal, not least his love child. In the end, I had to go with Edwards, who managed to inspire the entire media industry to follow in his footsteps by pointingly ignoring what they would scream about from anyone else. Sorry, Gore; it looks like you may lose yet another election.
ACTIVISTS
PeTA: There are many, many reasons. More than 21,000, apparently. To put it mildly, there is a special place in every hell for those who would kill helpless animals, and I hope that PeTA goes to every last one of them. Incidentally, they’re also my pick for Hypocrite of the Year.
DOUCHEBAGS
Perez Hilton: Another toughie. It could be argued that Tyra Banks is potentially more damaging, since I don’t think anyone views Perez as a role model. On the other hand, I don’t actually know anyone who watches ANTM, and besides, if we were going to go after Tyra for being a lousy star on a reality show, we should also go after all the non-singers judging American Idol (I don’t know anybody who watches that, either. Maybe I’m lucky). Bottom line- some people actually think of Perez as some kind of authority, which is more than Tyra can say, and thus his hypocrisy is greater.
BOTTOM LINE
I’m paraphrasing this from the late Lewis Grizzard, who himself related it from somebody else. When asked who he favored in a football game, the man said, “Neither. You’re all a bunch of damn Yanks and I hope you both lose.”
Cruise is just a crazy pawn for scientology, not a hypocrite. Just crazy. Gwenyth is a real bitch and deserves at least the top title of the two.
My Vote:
Paltrow
Gore
Peta
Tyra
I cannot stand Perez and he IS the bigger hypocrite of the two, but he’s like a nasty rash. Poking at it wont make it go away! He doesnt deserve any more attention.
Gweneth, Al Gore, Peta & Hilton. The Hilton/Banks matchup was the closest for me, but I had to go Hilton because Tyra only seems a little confused, which i expect from former (now chunky) supermodel. Perez is just a dick.
Cruise, Edwards, PETA, Perez.
Creep, Creep, Fascists, Douche.
PETA was an easy choice but the rest were close.
Gwyneth churns my stomach and has been doing so for far, far longer than Tom. Ever since I read an article, back in the 90’s about her making fun of a school mate for being fat, I was done with this bitch. When she sobbed her way through her totally undeserved Oscar speech, I wanted her to go give it to Cate Blanchett. When I found out she stole her Oscar winning part from Winona, I hated her even more. I could go on and on but I won’t. She’s just that big of a bitch.
John Edwards: Gore is a tool but John Edwards makes my stomach churn.
Perez: Tyra is crazy but Perez is a hate filled, hypocritical crazy bitch who tears people down for fun.
Ooops, I missed my Heather vote. I know PETA is going in it to win it but man, Heather is such a bitch.
This has been more entertaining than the NCAA Tournament, anyway.
I voted for:
Tommy Boy: High Priest for Scientology
Al: High Priest for Church of Global Warming (or Climate Change)
Peta: I think only Al Gore can beat the puppy killers
Tyra: I still don’t really know who that Perez Hilton person is
I can’t believe John Edwards isn’t a front runner. Yeah, yeah, Gore says one thing and does another. DUH he’s a politician. Edwards takes it to a fine art. Lying and cheating on the dying wife. Denying the little baby his real father (not that I think that’s much of a loss)
Of all of the contestants, the one that got to me the most was Tyra. What on earth was she thinking, putting women in Red Light district windows, and calling it a modeling challenge? She clearly has issues of her own to think that one up, or lacks the balls that she’s always been rumored to have, to “green light” such a revolting idea.
As for the Paltrow-Cruise contenders, I had to vote for Ms. Perfect. I’ve seen her on Oprah showing how she “cooks” and waxing on and on about her microbiotic diet. How nice to know about the turkey burger recipe biting her right in her assless pants
Defintely PETA I went for, since to claim to be a source of rescue for strays and then kill them on a wide scale is just gross. I’d hate to be one of the former owners that dropped a puppy off there to find a “good home.”
Cruise is just a jerk, Al Bore sucks, PETA supports Heather Mills, and Tyra is hypocritical while Perez is annoying.
Cruise, Gore, Peta, and TyTy. This round I did what I do with the basketball matchups–pick who has a better mascot/nicer uniforms/nicer sounding hometown.
Perex & PETA were easy enough.
Al vs Johnny Boy was a li’l tougher – but the Gore conclusion didn’t take long to come by…
but OH MY!!! $cio Savior va GOOPy Girl was a tough call. Although this was the battle royale of my Deceiver dreams, it ended up being far too much of a Sophie’s Choice. Yet, rather than risk taking too long and losing out on them both, I shall click my mouse over TommyBoy’s bubble… because the last thing this world needs is another “religion.”
*Perez – d’oh…
Tom Cruise: Because Scientology trumps conceit any day.
John Edwards: Because illegitimate baby (and subsequent cover-up) trumps foam glaciers and WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE OF GLOBAL WARMING!!!
PeTA: Because dead kitties and puppies trumps…pretty much everything.
Perez: Because he doesn’t even write his own copy any more…he has stunt doubles do it for him.
Tom Cruise because he plowed through “through Tara Reid, Katherine Heigl, and Paris Hilton just like a good heterosexual.” Why not Paltrow? How did Paltrow get this far?
Edwards because he’s my DoY but seeing as how I’ve been doing in this tourney so far, Al Gore will end up winning. But you’re the winner in my heart Johnny boy.
Heather Mills because I’ve been picking all the losers so far it seems.
Tyra, not because I think she’s the bigger hypo but because I’m tired of seeing Perez’s fluorescent pink top.
Paltrow, Gore, Peta, Perez. All people who really ought to shut up for a while.
Cruise,Gore,PETA and Tyra.
My votes go to…
Cruise
Gore
Peta
Perez Hilton
Paltrow: Tough choice, but one could argue Cruise is brainwashed.
Gore: I think Edwards is scum, but more lying scum than hypocritical scum (compared to Gore’s ratio).
PETA: Killed animals. Mills just irritates the heck out of us.
Perez: Tyra annoys me less.
Much as I like to keep Johnnyboy in the news, there’s no denying Al Gore is a much bigger hypocrite.
Johnyboy is just a lying politician and cheating husband, and most of America has already forgotten whom Rielle Hunter even is. Within a year, she won’t be able to get in to watch Jerry Springer.
Gore is the modern equivalent of the traveling miracle cure salesman, hawking false tonics like carbon credits with false intellectual arguments bolstered by pseudoscience.
Global warming made Al Gore a rich man, and gave him respect he never came close to receiving while in politics, even as Vice President (yes, Al Gore was once the Vice President of the United States, kids).
Al Gore is the biggest hypocrite, and even Bill Clinton (who was not a hypocrite) agrees with that.
I voted for Gwyneth Paltrow, Al Gore, PeTA and Tyra Banks. Voted for PeTA because even my cat would be against them. And then I voted for the ones with the weirder and funnier-looking faces because, really, how else am I supposed to choose? Although I think Tyra Banks is a greater evil than the Perez. But then again, her face looked a bit funnier too. And Perez isn’t really worth much attention anyway.
Even hypocrisy sounds better with a faux British accent, and Gwynnie’s quite the hypocrite. Might be more tolerable if she didn’t condescend to her country of birth and biggest fans. Would not be surprised to see her torn limb from limb one day when she accidentally walks by a gate of Americans just returning from the Indy 500.
Perez Hilton is a hypocrite of course, but he is the sum of the worst of the Internet, but he’s really just a microcosm of every disgruntled John Doe looking some daily schaudenfreude.
That being said, he did create himself out of nothing. Can’t wait for the tragic ending and the True Hollywood Story, because we all know its coming.
I call drug overdose / heart attack before August 28 of 2009.
Heather Mills? Just a twentieth century, one legged bucannear, trying to get her chest of gold.
Just another busted starlet marries poor, divorces rich, and retires. Even her German porn was lame.
How is Tom Cruise not winning??
At the risk of putting myself in the running for the booby prize again…
I went with GOOPeth, Gore, PETA and Tyra.
Paltrow, Gore, Mills, and Hilton.
But they are all losers (winners?) who deserve trophies.
Paltrow – because I just HATE her
Edwards – he’s (arguably) a bigger douche
Mills – everyone is voting for PeTa and I like to be different
and Tyra – the crazy bitch knows she needs to be stopped
tom, john, PETA, and perez!
Gwyneth, Gore, PeTA, Tyra
Paltrow, Gore, PETA and Banks, all because they’re either marginally more in-our-faces than their opponents, or because I hate them more devoutly.
Right on FS (About Goremeister)
Gywn
Edwards – he not be in the running at all next year, so this might be only chance to win this thing.
PETA
Perez – the little gun tattoo story swung it for me.
Cheers, ya’ll
Good grief – Sorry about missing words – lack of sleep last 2 days.
Ms. Paltrow, Mr. Gore, PETA, and Ms. Banks all got my votes.
Gwynnie~ Cruise may be nuts, but he’s a sincere nut.
Gore~ Little miss Fitz-Edwards isn’t costing me a cent. Gore on the other hand…
Mills~ Stickin’ by my pledge not to vote for PeTA. They’d love the publicity.
Perez~ The only thing worse than a diva is a lamprey.
PETA, all the way. Evil people siphoning $30 million out of the economy to make commercials that can’t air on television, but not tossing the dogs in their care a bone. I want to see the ringleaders jailed. Al Gore is probably going to place second, lousy blowhard. Cruise supports a dangerous cult and Tyra is a stupid bitch who seems to hate women.
Tom Cruise must win because $cientology is evil and dangerous.
I simply cannot believe GOOPy won!!!! WOWZA – i have to rethink my next vote~