Barron Hilton, the 19-year-old brother of Paris and Nicky, is whining about everybody’s interest in his partying habits:
“I want to be an international singer-songwriter,” he tells Page Six. “I’m sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with. I’m done with partying and traveling. It’s time to get this [bleep] started.” Hilton, who’s recording tracks at his Upper East Side apartment, isn’t signed to a label, but is developing a reality show with Viacom. “It’s gonna be like ‘The Hills,’ but real,” he says. “A lot of that stuff is pre-setup or re-setup. This is gonna show the meetings, the production side, the recording side . . . I just want people to say, ‘Wow, this song really moved me, or made me cry.’ “
Oh, where to begin…
First of all, The Hills? Is totes about parties and sleeping with lots of inappropriate people. (Also shopping and getting your hair done.) So I’m thinking if he were really concerned about being taken seriously as an artist, he wouldn’t be pursuing a Viacom reality show.
Second, Barron being sick of “all the Hilton stuff” is definitely news to any loyal reader of the tabloids. Remember last year when he was arrested for driving under the influence? If you recall, he also leaked to the press that he called sister Paris to come bail him out, a plea she ignored. And don’t forget those photos he posted on Facebook of himself smoking marijuana, downing champagne and Captain Morgan’s, and holding bottles of prescription pills.
Let’s just say that Barron has never given us any reason to believe he was interested in anything but parties and acting like a jackass. Of course, now that he’s on my radar, I look forward to covering his sure-to-be-illustrious career.
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Doesn’t Paris haves a label call heiress or something like that.
honestly, you give these people enough rope…
Wow, even Paris doesn’t have enough pull to get her brother signed to her label? Maybe he is THAT bad.
The Hiltons are pretty much cut from the same yard of entitled, bitchy cloth.
Are there any pictures of his vagina on the net?
Yes there are Stan, but they were all taken in that nightvision filter.
That’s hot
Just how many Hiltons are there? I only knew about the two tramps.
Maybe they undergo binary fission when exposed to the warm glow of a disco ball?
M’eh. (Complete disinterest in Barron Hilton).
Sounds like Lohan, part 2. I think the only Hilton that anyone could maybe, possibly be taken seriously is Nicky, and that is by a long shot. All the Hiltons do is spend money and party.
Give him a killer body and a nice ass and maybe I will care…
I’m curious, yet at the same time don’t want to know what the “bleeps” was in “how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with”…
Too bad it’s not Barren Hilton. As in, infertile.
Yes, indeed. Let’s get this [bleep] started.
For [bleep] it is. It is the way of their people.
I’m with you Minnow. The existence of a male Hilton is fascinating. Huh. Guess he should get in the news more *cough cough*.
Nikki is the best looking one of the bunch, and by their standards, the most normal.
Paris is not only ugly and much older looking than she is, but she counters all that is good in the world by simply breathing.
This one… Barron… knowing just this much about him makes me want to slap him for being.
I’m fairly certain that if evolution were a fact, instead of a theory, catastrophic retardation of Hilton proportions would have bred itself out eons ago.
Actually Beige, that seems to be the cruel joke of evolution: the smartest among us are generally not at the top of the list breeding wise.
Just think of all the great minds in the last 100 years that didn’t pass on their genes for one reason or another. It’s ironic that those who spend their college years getting wasted are seemingly far more likely to continue their genetic line than someone who spent the entire time in the library.
It’s just another way that modern society interferes with natural selection. Another one is warning labels that keep morons from taking themselves out of the gene pool. How many Hiltons might we have been spared if their hairdryers didn’t specifically say not to take them in a running shower?
Theres another Hilton he is a boy and the youngest.
“How many Hiltons might we have been spared if their hairdryers didn’t specifically say not to take them in a running shower?”
That was my ripsnorting laugh for tonight.
Barron Hilton? They named him Barron? Why even bother with the second ‘r’?
But I thought the sons of the rich were doomed to learn the family business and spend the rest of their lives in misery because they could never be anything but the son of their father who, no matter what they did, was always the better man. TV & movies need to stop lying to me.
he sounds like a little bitch (sorry but he does) and question.. why has paris hilton not gotten her nose done??
Only Kathy Hilton could name her kids Paris, Nicholai (a Russian masculine name btw) and Barron.
Ummm, katie? That nose she’s sportin’ is the fixed version.
Barron is named for his grandfather, William Barron Hilton. There is a younger Hilton named Conrad – named after his great-grandfather and Hilton Hotel founder Conrad Hilton.
Someone please, please, PLEASE tell me he raps.
John Smith, that? Was AWESOME.