Written by the vapidest celebutard of them all, Heidi Montag’s Twitter page juxtaposes a cleavage-a-licious head shot with her “I love Jesus!” bio without a hint of irony. How much does the Hills villainess love Jesus? Check it out:
i love reading! the bible changes my day(life)! about 17 hours ago from mobile web
i love sundays God’s day of rest! about 20 hours ago from mobile web
i love life!!!! thank you Jesus! 4:13 PM Apr 4th from web
go to perez and hear new my new song!! more is more!!!!1:48 PM Apr 3rd from mobile web
Note the last tweet, it will come in useful in a minute.
Pious as she may be, that doesn’t stop her from “singing” about getting nasty with Spencer and living it up in the club. Seriously, don’t listen to her new single “More Is More” — I’ll save you the pain and transcribe some of the lyrics as best as I can given her mind-dissolving singing voice:
More is more/On the dance floor
It’s f*cking chaos in here
More is more/Than you asked for
It’s f*cking chaos in hereI’m good to go/Got my girls in tow
I’ve been waiting all week to get highForget your plans/With your man/At your hand
There’s plenty of that kinda guy where I’m goin’More drinks/More skin showin’/More lights glowin’
It’s an endless supplyNever too much/Of a good thing, baby
You don’t need to be asking me why
Also:
More touch/Less talk/Keep it up, boy
This is my favorite part
When I get started/There’s no more I wish about it
I just gonna do what I like
And if you needed the visual:
More you/More me
More of what we been doin’ naturally
Etc.
Incidentally she’s apologized for the track’s “profane” lyrics and claimed it “was never intended to be released and was cut from the album.” I guess she shouldn’t have given it to Perez Hilton, then. And what I really want an apology for? Is her useless career.
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Perez needs to find her some waterproof mascara.
I feel an urge to cut her. Is that in line with the bible stuff?
I believe that the “???” that you were unable to decode (it must rhyme with plan and man, right?) is actually an astute reference to Ayn Rand. Heidi apparently believes that her objectivist philosophy of individualism is more readily apparent in the libertine atmosphere of the nightclub.
Who else wants to give a hand at trying to sing? Goodness, this girl just does not want to believe that her 15 minutes were up a long time ago.
this bitch needs to go away yesterday. remember her statement that she was saving herself for marriage, even though when she first joined the hills, she and her (original) boyfriend used to have sleepovers, and she had o buy a pregnancy test 3 weeks into her relationship with spencer?
I find this absolutely hysterical.
She has to know what a hypocrite she is. Does she seriously believe her own BS? I am sure that if she were truly filled with all that Christ love, she wouldn’t have recorded the single at all, much less leak it to the Queen of all Douchebags.
I wish I had access to one of these magic bible where Jesus is a partygoer and a drug user.
Apparently Toubrouk, you missed the bible story about the loaves and phishes.
Maybe she meant her Mexican masseur, Jesus.
I still think her head is shaped like a giant Tic-Tac.
The real question is: Will Jrod still hit it?
No, no, no, this isn’t hypocritical at all! See, the Bible isn’t meant to be followed RELIGIOUSLY– er, wait… Okay, it’s not like they’ve got rules written in STONE– oh, yeah, those… uhm, you just have to remember, what would Jesus do? He would say that he who is without sin could cast the first stone, and hey, who hasn’t recorded god-awful music, put it on the net, advertised it, and then claimed that all of it was an accident?
…Huh. That is an awful lot of stones you guys got there.
Is it just me or does she look like she is trying to crank out one on the potty?
I don’t know for certain, but that shirt/jacket thing she’s wearing looks very, very Jaclyn Smith for K-Mart. Not that I would know.
I’m with AAW. WWJRD?
Doesn’t the bible encourage us to stone whores to death… I’m just saying.
I thought it was Tori Spelling at first glance. What a pathetic little whinger.
Toby: Nicely done.
“her useless career” LOL holly, i love it! this chick is such a joke, and so is perez hilton. it’s obvious he’s promoting her pathetic ass. guess famewhores have to stick together or something??
oh and pasta her head sorta looks like jay lenos.. i like the tic tac idea though LOL!
On top of everything else–and that’s quite a pile–she seems to have been unable to distinguish between “profane” and “obscene”. “Profane” generally refers to blasphemy against God or the divine, while “obscene”…well, “obscene” is inflicting Speidi on an unwilling public.
Jesus wept
Is it wrong that I want her to stick around just so The Soup can make fun of her?
Haha, good point Beige. I like your definition of obscene.
Now her twitter-twatter page is thanking Jesus for the song…
thank you Jesus for this amazing song!!!!
about 3 hours ago from mobile web
Save me Jeebus!
I’m telling y’all, there’s a perfectly valid reason to keep Speidi around. People are on lists all OVER the place, waiting for someone to donate organs.
Dear Lord,
I would so hit it.
Amen