Despite her repeated denials, we all knew this day was coming. Now that the day has come, I’m practically giddy with anticipation.
According to In Touch Weekly, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has finally struck a deal for a reality show about her ill-begotten family — with a twist.
According to the magazine, the cameras will be following Nadya as she attempts to find a person to have a relationship with.
Talk about crazy! This woman just doesn’t know where to draw the line! Single mothers with one child have a hard enough time finding a good partner, let alone 14 children! Has she lost her mind?!
At this time, it’s still unknown which network got the rights to the show, but In Touch editor Kim Serafin says the series will be a cross between John & Kate Plus 8 and The Bachelor.
Come on kids, make mommy a star!
“A cross between John & Kate Plus 8 and The Bachelor,” you guys! Tell me I’m not the only one fascinated by what kind of show a crossbreed like that will produce. It calls to mind other mutant combinations, like Temptation Island blended with The Cosby Show (except with zero parents in professional careers), or The Brady Bunch meets Rock of Love.
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It’s official. I’ve lost all faith in humanity.
People will watch it, just to see what manure she’ll utter next.
Oh, and anything she says or does may be used against her in ANY kind of CPS action.
How does she keep her skull from caving in from the vacuum inside it? Styrofoam? Oh wait…that wouldn’t be “green”, would it?
It’s official. I’ve lost all faith in humanity.
Even in us?
This is just oh bloody scary. Is there anyway child services can interfere?
OK, not us, CD… just everyone else.
I’m trying to decipher where this is in the Book of Revelation. Is she the Whore of Babylon or the Beast that comes from the Sea? In any case, I think think this news confirms that the Mayans were off in their prediction of when mankind’s world would end by a few years.
A dating show, eh? Great! I can’t wait! What? I’m just curious to see what kind of men would want to date her.
I love the fact that, whenever a new picture of her has come up in the last few months, she ALWAYS seem to be out shopping and wearing designer name duds…(Is that one up today say “Holister” or something?…)…Who is taking care of her litter?
We have 4 kids, and can barely find enough time to do the food shopping and other errands…oh, wait, we have JOBS to support our kids, and I actually spend time with mine…She is pure evil… I hope that they take these kids away from her soon before any more damage is done…
Oh yeah, mark my words…I personally don’t think she is done with kids…I predict that she will, somehow, figure a way to attempt to make it an even 20…Psychos like this do not suddenly get content and start acting normal…
“I personally don’t think she is done with kids”
that’s probably what the dating show is for, she’s looking for a new *ahem* genetic material donor and decided to disguise it as a dating show
To be honest, I’m surprised anyone still has any interest in this woman.
It is agreed? No one here will watch it? I refuse to support this beyatch in any way shape or form and I assume you guys all feel the same way?
I will never watch this show Queen Bee. Though it would be interesting to see what kind of dates they find for her ….
I’d watch it once. I predict that it will be just like the Anna Nichole Smith show.
Man, I love train wrecks.
If I were an awful person, I’d have a plan and definitely use it after getting on this show. I’m not saying I have a plan, or am in fact, an awful person.
But I will just say that I’m an awful person, and I have a plan I’d use if I got the chance to be on this show. No, no it doesn’t involve murder, but it would basically involve selling your soul for money. I’m not saying I would do that, but wait, yes I would totally do that. For money.
Maybe I’ll take one for the team and watch it so you all don’t have to. I could do recaps of the insanity.
I should have known that the day after I made a solemn vow to do a better job of not hating people, the devil himself would once again thrust (EWW) Nadya Suleman into the public eye.
It would be amusing, I think, to have a camera crew on hand to document CPS showing up to rescue those poor kids. (“Tonight, on a Very Special Episode of ‘Touched By an Anvil’…”)
GAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
oh wait! It says “as she attempts to find a PERSON to have a relationship with.” That doesn’t necessarily mean that person has to be a man…Hmmm…What do you have to do to get on that show again?
Let’s get Jrod to do it. He’d hit anything! Except Pammy A.
I want to see what kind of man or women would want to try to date her. She comes with a lot of baggage, and I do not mean the kids. I read this article last week where I thought, here we go. At least with The Kate plus 8 show they are married and are working. Octomon just wants the money without any of the work.
Wouldn’t the “show” fall under the “cruel and unusual punishment” section of the constitution?
“I want to see what kind of man or women would want to try to date her.”
AAW, If I had my pic uploaded anywhere on the web, I’d link you. Just so you could see.
Sad part is you know guys want some attention and will be on the show. How great for the kids to deal with all sorts of men coming in and out of their lives.
Hang on, isn’t this the woman that divorced her husband because they couldn’t conceive? If she didn’t need him to be artificially inseminated with a platoon of children then, why would she commit to one now? What kind of idiot would even consider marrying this woman, when it’s entirely likely that when she decides she wants to raise a battalion of children, she’s divorce again? How stupid would you have to be to even consider dating this nutcase?
BetC, that’s what I’m saying. I want Allred, as toolish as I think SHE is, to have all the ammo she can.
Who am I kidding? The people who let Michael Jackson keep his kids aren’t going to do anything about this self-adoring nightmare.
I just gave the posted picture a closer look, and you know, it looks like she has a Klingon forhead and is smuggling M&M’s in her shirt. Just an observation BTW.
I just remembered that reality dating shows usually pay next to nothing to the contestants. I hereby withdraw my application. Too bad, it could have been fun. I know I’d be able to make it exciting and interesting for everyone involved (including the viewers). If it paid well, of course. But, alas, it doesn’t, and even I wouldn’t stoop that low. Dating Octomom. Practically for free. Eww.
But Nati, think of the possible follow-on deals to be made. Books, interviews, a date with “Dr” Phil, and the first one on the block to be able to say “I did Octomom”! How could you pass this up?
“a date with “Dr” Phil”
That alone makes it worth all the while. Okay, I’m back in. But the reality show people better throw in some free stuff…like a year worth supply of “I did Octomom” T-shirts or something like that.
Wasn’t Octobitch quoted as saying that she was going to be celibate/single until all her kids were 18 or something like that? Tell me I didn’t imagine this.
I think Nati and Pasta need to sign on for this show just so we can make it worth watching.
I don’t plan on watching it, but I probably will catch an episode for the inevitable unintentional humor and utter horror.
Per Fox News–and I refuse to apologize for citing them–she claims now that she has “no interest” in celebrity, and “absolutely will not” be doing a reality show. This just in–Amy Winehouse is a clean-living virgin.
LMAO, Beige! I read that. I like how she told Life & Style magazine on this round of interviews that she doesn’t want to be famous.
The only thing that would make this reality show worth it was if she was using the money she’ll get to pay off the humongous medical bills that have been accrued at Kaiser Permanente !!!
I just want someone to explain to me how it is that she is “never” going to reveal who the father of the children is, when in the first weeks she said it was some guy named David (whose name is on at least some of the birth certificates). Why haven’t any of the news articles picked up on that? Somebody get the National Enquirer, STAT!
Sad when they are the only reporters who actually investigate anything…
I think I’ll do something morally loathsome and self-aggrandizing, then call up the media and tell them I have “no interest” in being interviewed. It might be necessary to call them several times a day before they send out a crew to find out how not interested I am in being famous. It might take several interviews and a documentary or two, in fact. Maybe I could get some endorsement deals or a reality show, because that’s how not-interested I am.
Leave me alone.
We used to be a Neilson family back in the 70’s and 80’s.
Damn, I wish I had that kind of raw power now so I could not-watch a whole bunch’a shows. First show I’d not-watch was anything with Octobitch. Then I’d not-watch a lot of Rachael Ray.
And mayhaps I could’ve saved Journeyman and Life on Mars.
On the flip side, my family was largely responsible for The Dukes of Hazard and What’s Happening. I take no credit for Saved by the Bell though, that was all my sister’s doing.
Ummmm, has anyone noticed that ALL of the Octomom’s reality tv rumors stem from ONE MAGAZINE ARTICLE????? Is there anything else to back it up? It’s not even in the National Inquirer!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love Octomom.
I do.
She’s excellent at making me feel like an incredible person in comparison.
please GOD.. no. noooo :[
“I think Nati and Pasta need to sign on for this show just so we can make it worth watching.”
I am sure that I will be able to defeat Pasta and win Nadya’s heart. And to do so, I will rely on my sensitive romantic personality and a solid set of moral values.
*packs a strap on, a home enema kit and a bag of dro*
I’m all about my partner’s feelings and emotional needs…
Can’t you see what’s happening? There are signs everywhere! She’s looking for a new relationship after her last genetic donator refused to help anymore… she’s got 14 kids already from multiple in vitro fertilizations… the number of kids popping out of her uterus has increased each time…
She is. She is totally breeding an army.
At her current rate, she’ll be able to double the number of kids she has, what, in 4, 5 years? By the time her body finally gives out she’ll have 40 of them. And then they’ll have kids, and an old and withered OctoGrandmom will have a legion of thousands and that’s when she’ll make her move.
You’ve been warned, people. Myself, I’m gonna start preparing now. …Toddlers are like zombies, right? They want our brains and you aim for the head?
Nati, I just nearly choked on my coffee.
I do wonder, though, if a turkey baster would be more attractive to Nadya than a strap on. Just saying… might give you the advantage.
That’s it. They will give ANYONE a reality show. Who do they expect to watch this drivel? Seriously, I saw a commercial the other day for “Daisy of Love”, which is apparantly the tatted up, bleach blonde skank (apologies to tattooed bleach blondes everywhere) from “Rock of Love” trying to find a man.
Vagrant Dog~Toddlers are like zombies, but they want ’show and ammal crackers’, not brains. Although in a pinch, you can distract them with junk mail to open before you go for the head.
I find that turning on Disney XD or Sprout slows mine down.
Do we know what network this is supposed to be on? Because if it’s NBC, and if they cancel Kings yet show this drivel, I’m going to cry.
this is the one time I wish the government would step in and demand she be sewed up so that she can not conceive anymore. I really feel for her kids. The more she opens her mouth and states that she did not want all of this, but now she wants to be on TV crap is just plain irritating and damaging to her kids. They want to be in a normal house, not in some psych ward. There are many people out there who would love to have kids and can’t, me included and just wander why people allow her to do this over and over again?
Tal, that’ll be two crying Deceiver readers, not one. We can protest together if it happens.
I’m telling y’all: As eye-gougingly excruciating as this show would be, it might be those kids’ one shot at her getting exposed for what she is: An attention-whoring narcissist and a uniquely unfit mother. I would LOVE to find out that someone on a camera crew notified CPS or Allred of something horrendous, then showed them footage of same.
Besides, the more she clamors for publicity, the faster people will get sick of her. It didn’t take three months for people to get tired of hearing the name Natalee Holloway, and that was a missing (presumed dead) teenager. I think we should batten the hatches and ride this one out; Suleman will bring about her own demise as a public figure.
Anni, make that 3 criers. Kings is such a cool show. Let me know where the protest is, if (God forbid) they cancel Kings for Octomom.
*packs a strap on, a home enema kit and a bag of dro*
That’s funny right there! I don’t care where you come from.
This will be a show i wont watch, If its not on the same pace as flav and ray j, im not with it. They are both Doing Deon Taylors Nite Tales.
I heard of nite tales! By Deon Taylor right. I seen it on his website
Octo mom needs to sit her ass down, her having a reality show is all bad. Up all nite had a great segment.
Dear Octo mom, you are kiding your self if you need a man in your life. your a lose woman. i would not date a woman like you. you do not care about your kids. so get a life and go to work for a liveing. thats how you can make money.
I knew it. I KNEW IT!!!
Ya know, it occurred to me – she could have herself named exec producer and decide what gets shown to the world and what doesn’t.
She’ll put herself in the best possible light, and make the desperate would-be suitors look even more pathetic.
California Dave, I think you’re giving her too much credit for PR savvy. She seems to have truly believed that she’d be given a free house and vacations to Hawaii and whatnot, just like all those other huge families with their own reality shows. She didn’t count on people calling her out for not having a job or a spouse and getting plastic surgery and misusing her student loans and billing taxpayers for her child care and bankrupting her parents in her pursuit of more babies. I honestly think she is flabbergasted at the criticism.
I hope you’re wrong, Holly, because if not, she just got proven right. And that is going to encourage copycats. Which means that I have to go get a crowbar NOW instead of in a few years. Dammit.
My god. As a comic, I’ve gotta ask her to stop; I can’t keep up with all of her nonsense. Give it a rest so I can catch up!
Holly, I would hope you to be wrong, but I am thinking she will never realize just what she has done. The fact that she even said that the foreclosure on the house was her mom’s fault, never once owning up to the fact that she lived there for months without contributing to the household income and spent rather than saved. What is this world coming to?
@aaw: Actually, I’m more hopeful at the end of every bullshit stunt she pulls off because people – for the most part – aren’t buying this. She’s selfish, thoughtless, insensitive, narcissistic, etc., etc., and people know that and reject it. If people don’t accept this as acceptable behavior, then, I feel pretty good about where the world is coming to (in this one thing
).
Y’all, I’m pretty convinced that Holly is right on the money. Suleman seems to have convinced herself–based on what I can only surmise was a pathologically UNDER-critical upbringing–that whatever she did would be okey-dokey with everyone else.
Imagine her chagrin. Okay, imagine her having sense enough to be chagrined.
I know, I can’t either.
1) Hollister=Whore wear!!!!
2) Is she doing the “Tyra” thing and wearing double Spanx???? There is no way in Hell her tummy is that small after all those babies!!!!
It just occured to me that I forgot to reply to Chronic’s post. First I couldn’t think of any smart ass comeback, then I thought of one, but couldn’t post it – I can’t post when my daughter is around, she doesn’t like deceiver for some reason. Every time she sees deceiver page on a computer screen, she cries. lmfao I have no idea why. Apparently, kids just don’t like you…you…you wingnuts, you. So, anyway, by now I forgot what my smart ass comeback was supposed to be and Chronic probably thinks I ignore her.
I’m sorry, Chronic, for my belated response and for causing the choking on coffee.
Nati, I should know not to try and sip coffee when I read Deceiver. The mental image of a child trauamtized by Deceiver… it’s…have you ever had coffee nearly come out of your nose? Yeah.
Pedophiles. That is who this woman will attract. I feel so sorry for those poor kids.
Chronic:
It’s better with diet Pepsi. You get all those bubbles up in your sinuses.
Lol, Chronic, she told me today why she doesn’t like Deceiver – “It’s all dark and there’s no music”. Mystery solved. I was pretty freaked out last time I tried to check on the blog while she was in the room – she started crying and saying “Help, help!”. I didn’t know what to think. lmao Help, the right wing blog is attacking the family computer! Turns out, she just doesn’t like the design…oh, and the fact that there’s no Wonderpets here. And I had Cola come out of my nose couple times, but I imagine it would be as much fun with coffee. Or diet Pepsi.
I’ll have to try the Pepsi some time. I don’t drink soda, though, so it might have to be mineral water. I twitched just thinking about that.
That’s hilarious about your daughter. Maybe next time you are on here, you should play some music- just don’t set your playlist to random and make the trauma worse when she gets close enough to the screen and “Iron Man” starts playing.
I guess she turned down the offer from Vivid to do a porn movie with 8 dudes? Thank God, that’s nasty just to think about!
Chronic and Cal Dave – just don’t try snarfing with a shot of J.D. It took weeks for my sinuses to fully recover.