As you may remember from two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan is fine and we all need to stop spreading lies about her and Samantha Ronson and the alleged drinking and drug use and so forth.
A lot can change in two weeks. As she told Us Weekly about her breakup with Sam:
“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events. …
Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.
“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, b—h.”
Sources tell the magazine Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lohan over the past month, but each time, “Lindsay threatens to kill herself — she cares about her but wants out.”
Lohan laughs upon hearing that, saying she’s okay.
“I’m just really hurt!” she says. “The whole situation is sick.”
RadarOnline also has reports of her “chugging” vodka and smoking a joint on Monday night.
This might be the fastest turnaround in Lindsay Lohan history. This girl doesn’t just fall off the wagon — she leaps.
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Who didn’t see this one from coming a mile away? What is truly amazing is that Lindsay Lohan is still alive. That’s even more amazing than the fact that the tabloids are paying attention to her at all anymore.
You know that when Drea De Matteo, who hasn’t done anything other than get killed off “The Sopranos”, spit out Shooter Jennings’ kid, and co-star in the short lived “Joey” wants nothing to do with you, you have gone beyond Z-list.
Chronic – I did not even realize that Drea was still around. Who? Oh yeah, Christopher’s true love whom he killed.
And I agree, gee anyone surprised that she was dumped. Needing attention there LiLo? Oh, never fear, I read where your dad is on his way out there to help you cope with this.
AAW, I didn’t either. I think that was the biggest surprise of that entire article. Credit to her, I love Shooter Jennings, but when she’s getting into events and Lohan isn’t, it says a lot given that Drea has had little or no career since that little run in the woods on “The Sopranos”.
There’s nothing to add of what you have said, Chronic. You are right on the money. I don’t understand why her liver dint said “Screw it, I am out of here!” years ago.
Lindsay needs to find someone who actually cares about her and doesn’t see her as a meal ticket. Neither her mother or father fits that bill. I actually really feel sorry for her. She has a best friend (and coc head) instead of a mom. A violent sociopath dad. Does anyone really take care of her and her interests?
I would say she just needs to go home for a while and stay out of Hollywood, but with her family that doesn’t exactly work. It’s so sad to see someone who has the potential to get whatever she wants yet still can’t find fulfilling happiness, and ends up destroying her life in the desperate pursuit of it. She’s cycled through every fleeting thing that gives temporary pleasure: fame, drugs, sex, alcohol…
“Who? Oh yeah, Christopher’s true love whom he killed.”
Christopher’s true love whom he let…Silvio?…kill, but, yeah. Owner of the doomed Cosette.
I totally believe that LL threated to kill herself when Sam tried to break up with her.
Wasn’t one of her movies “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen?” I think she got too immensed in that role. Would she kill herself? Probably not, but it got Sam to stay with her a bit longer. That, and the fact that there are claims that she cuts herself. She is searching for help and I agree, her mom and dad are not the ones for her to turn to. They would only make it worse.
She needs a conservatorship too. Wait, her Dad’s no good and neither is her mom. Y’know, I’d volunteer but I’m sure she’d try to hump me at some point and I like my penis.
This is a person who has no one. I do believe her when she says she feels so alone, and her desperate little interviews in the wake of this break up with a person who probably did offer her some stability and sanity is a pathetic cry for help. I am not overly sympathetic to Lindsay Lohan. I think she is self destructive, has a messed up family that isn’t supportive, and would love to see her overcome her issues. But in the end, she has to grow the f*ck up already. She’s a 22 year old woman. Her parents’ failings created this, but it’s up to her to make the necessary changes now.
This is just pitiful. I do hope she doesn’t actually off herself, seriously, but it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if she tried.
This poor girl. I wince whenever I read about her because her life just seems like a train careening off the tracks. I sincerely hope that someone, anyone will come along and help her. The reality is though that self-control and self-love (the root of her problem I would guess) can’t be given to you by someone else no matter how much they care. If she lives to 30 she might have a fighting chance to come to terms with herself. That’s a mighty big ‘if’ though.
Well, let’s all be extra-sure to take our cues on values, politics and spirituality from entertainment figures, because if they’re not tearing their own lives apart with both hands like Lohan, they’re busy turning on each other like overcaffeinated sharks. What beautiful human beings!
Got something in my eye, here.
Drea wasn’t there because of how famous she is or isn’t. She was there with Shooter because he’s been friends with Samantha Ronson for years. Celebs do invite their friends to their parties – not just the most famous ones.
And yeah, Lindsay’s a mess.
what a mess.. but look what happens when your screwed up parents let you run a muck at age 12. (i don’t know how old she was when she got into hollywood) its also odd how she has NO career left but she’s still a tabloid fixation.
Well, she’s definitely hit the end of the Hollywood roller coaster- from child star to useless boozer. You can tell when a celebrity is finished when even their stupidest comments evoke pity rather than disgust.
Here’s hoping you get your life back together, LiLo… just out of the limelight.
I was not aware that Shooter and Samantha were friends, actually. Thanks Linda.
Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the character Anne Hathaway played in ‘Rachel Getting Married’: manipulative, deceitful, self-centered, attention-seeking…gee, I’d say that also describes a few other Lohans. I kind of feel bad for her, because she never had a chance, but she is also so completely deluded about her talents, her beauty, her abilities, that she behaves like an entitled, spoiled brat and just makes her situation worse.
She reminds me of Tatum O’Neal.
So when she is 40 she can be a crack head like Tatum?? lol
I only came in here to see if Jrod’s verdict on to hit or not to hit had come in. I guess it hasn’t. *sigh* Now I’m depressed.
Habanada, I’m thinkin’ Jrod wouldn’t hit it w/a ten-foot Pole or two five-foot Czechs.
It’s funny, Jrod’s declarations of the hittable are becoming my baseline for measuring a woman’s looks.
The worst part is that I am a woman myself, not interested in hitting any of them.
WWJrD?
You know, in all this time, I can’t quite think of anyone Jrod’s said he would refuse to hit. Maybe LiLo will be it!
lmao@Drea…”Come at me, b”…what was that even supposed to mean? I used to like Lindsay at one point, but I always hated “the Sopranos”. And Drea’s character on that show.
I used to date a girl like Lindsay. From my experience they are their own worst enemies. They create the drama in their lives, drag everyone around them into it, then blame everyone else for things going wrong. Plus the constant need for attention, affirmation that they are a good person and the “do these jeans make me look fat” (after the 10th time my response turned from “noooo…” to “it ain’t the jeans”….)
ugh, chicks like that are just a beating.
Ooh, Habanada, there *was* someone Jrod wouldn’t hit. Maybe it was Octomom.
And if any of you gentlemen even consider hitting LiLo, either think again or buy yourself a few packs of Trojan Extra Strong (‘Ain’t No STDs Gettin’ Through This Thing!’).
MC!!!!!
*cue John Barry’s string section, runs slo-mo across a sun dappled field of daisies*
I’m sorry, but the only redeemable thing about “The Sopranos”, IMHO, was the opening theme song.
Minnow, you are adorable. I’m running through the daisies from the other direction.
I gave up web surfing for Lent. It was freakin’ difficult, but, you know, giving up brussels sprouts or ‘Keeping up with the Khardashians’ just wouldn’t have had the same impact.