During a Wednesday night concert in Vancouver, pop tart Britney Spears stopped the show for 40 minutes — complaining that people in the crowd were (*gasp*) smoking weed. She refused to come out and finish the show until the air in the arena had cleared.
I’m not making this up. And I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this.
Britney, better known as “that crazy chick who did loads of drugs, shaved her head shortly after leaving rehab, and pissed off a judge by endangering her children,” has suddenly decided that she’s too good to breathe in any secondhand Mary Jane fumes. Mmmmm-kay.
If she’s afraid the contact high will mess with her court-ordered random drug tests, I think she’s in the wrong business.
Let’s do a little comparison. Here’s Britney, finishing her encore Wednesday night, telling the crowd “Drive safe — don’t smoke weed.”
And here’s the Brit-Brit we all know and love: Strung out and complaining that her jaw hurts.
A few bloggers from the Spears Defense League are claiming that her sudden anti-drug stand was an attempt to create a more wholesome environment for the teens in the audience — many of whom still come with mom or dad in tow.
Yeah. Which is why she signed off in Vancouver by yelling, “Rock out with your c*cks out. Peace, motherf*ckers.”
What a classy dame.
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Yeah. Which is why she signed off in Vancouver by yelling, “Rock out with your c*cks out. Peace, motherf*ckers.”
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Or wears tacky pseudo-s and m outfits in her equally tacky concert….
Or sings the moronic If You Seek Amy….
Or spends the entire concert gyrating and/or bumping and grinding her male dancers…
Kind of think of it, the whole concert is quite wholesome, isn’t it?
I think she was just pissed off that the audience was bogarting.
I wonder what kind of psycho parents would take their kids to see her. It’s not the 90s anymore. It’s not like they’re seeing her in her school uniform doing the whole “I really am a virgin, tee hee” routine.
Actually, given the date on my calendar, isn’t Britney Spears kind of a golden oldie? What KIDS want to see her?
CM, that was funny. I haven’t heard the term “bogarting” in a while.
Last I heard, she was having trouble getting people to even show up to see the show. There must have been one hell of a ticket give-away going on up there.
Would any of you drop big coin to see it?
LOL, Swede0319, I’m glad there’s someone that still remembers what bogarting means.
To answer your question, I wouldn’t pay to see her in my local pub doing karaoke. But then, Britney isn’t my type of music anyway, so I wouldn’t have paid to see her even when she was in her prime. I like one of her songs, and even then, it’s not like an “OMG, I have to hear this, turn it up,” when it’s on.
There’s no one more annoying or self-righteous than an addict who’s been ‘born again’. Just because YOU can’t keep a handle on your *insert your vice of choice* doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t, little missy.
I’ve heard back in the day she put on a major show and would be worth the ticket price. But I’m saving my money for Coachella.
Is she on probation? You can’t go to your PO claiming you failed your test because you were standing next to some guys smoking weed. No one is going to believe that. I’m behind her telling them potheads to knock it off if she’s on probation. Otherwise, yea, she is a hypocrite.
Holly, do you have your tickets already? I seem to remember reading that Coachella is soldout. Went a few years ago to see the Peppers and it was AWESOME! Have a great time.
Yeah, if she’s worried about the contact buzz sending her into a relapse, she might want to find another job. I hope they don’t keep any clippers backstage.
Only Friday is sold out, and after working on this blog for a while now, Paul McCartney has lost his appeal for me anyway. Still trying to figure out whether the Killers or the Cure appeal more.
I’d do the Killer’s. The Cure was good a few years ago IMHO. Wasn’t too impressed with this years line up’s. The Mid-State Fair in Paso Robles is looking better and better. Judas Priest is bringing out and preforming the compete British Steel album along with other favorites. Yes, Whitesnake is opening and they are sort of lame. But a chance to hear the Les Paul riff from “Heat of the Night” might be worth the ticket ($53 for close to the stage).
Never was a Whitesnake fan, but my friend played “Here I Go Again” at her wedding for the first dance and I thought that was pretty awesome. Most inappropriate wedding song ever.
Eh, I’d have to say Joan Jett’s “I Hate Myself For Loving You” takes the Bad Wedding Song title.
I like how fast the topic Britney Spears is dropped from a conversation nowadays. It gives me hope that eventually others will get the hint and I’ll never have to hear about her again.
You guys are all lame. I’m tucking my skin tight jeans into my boots, putting on my Greek fisherman’s cap and going to the “Firehouse” show!
**throws smoke bomb, jumps out window**
Ooh, good one Beige. That’s up there with B.B. King’s “The Thrill Is Gone,” which I have actually heard at a wedding before. Dumb.
I’d go see Firehouse only if Winger or Wasp opened up. I got a three pound chuck raost to launch at the stage.
As far as the worst wedding song goes, it’s got to be “Baby got Back” by Sir Mixalot!
I like big butts and I can not lie…
Worst Wedding songs? How about “You’ve lost that loving feeling?”
I saw Firehouse for free back when I was in college. My hometown use to have free shows in the park.
I’m waiting for this fall. KISS is coming back!!!!!
As far as Brit, f#ck her!!!! She needs to go home,put some clothes on, and take her meds!!!
This “Circus” crap is just a rip-off of KISS’s 1999 “Psycho Circus” tour.
Took “She who Must be Obeyed” to ZZ Top when Jackel opened up a few years ago. For some strange reason, she disappeared about the third song in during Jackels set. Didn’t see her until the Boys started. Strange girl.
Although we did see Stone Temple Pilots last year at the Mid-Sate and she liked the show.
Monalicious, I saw that tour. Skid Row, minus Sabastion Bach, Ted Nugent and Kiss. What a great evening. Not sure if I’d go again to see Kiss. They haven’t put anything new out in a while, so it would be a greatest hits tour. Not that I mind, the stage show is awesome.
Tammy Wynette. Nuff said.
CM, have you ever made it the Mosters of Rock at Donnington Park? Went back in the late 80’s to see Iron Maiden. What a great venue!
I don’t know, maybe she’s legitimately trying to avoid drug exposure, even if her language shows that she hasn’t exactly developed the grace of Audrey Hepburn.
I would hit it still. I am a sucker for nostalgia…
Or should I’d say: “I’d hit it baby one more time!”
Jrod, nice to see you back and why not hit it one more time. Everybody else has.
I did once attend a wedding whose march, instead of Lohengrin, was the theme from “The Godfather”. I larfed out loud and everyone whipped around and glared at me, but…”THE GODFATHER”?
I fail to see anything remotely “hot” about this talentless non-singing woman. Asia Argento is hot, IMVHO, or Alicia Keys, or Mila Kunis…but not this homely bitch. Or may be I just have an unconventional taste.
Swede0319, did you ever hit a nerve!
I love Iron Maiden. You have no idea. We were going to go to the Donnington thing the year before last, and almost had tickets in hand before we realized that we had to go to a wedding that weekend (speaking of weddings), so no… and they are one of my favorite bands that I have yet to see live.
As for horrible wedding songs, I would choose “Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter” and one that I have actually seen used, “Every Breath You Take”, which is like… about stalking.
‘One’ by U2 is a very popular yet horribly inappropriate first dance song. Listen to the lyrics, people!
Hi, everyone. Nice to be back.
Has anyone even mentioned (today, I mean) how odd it is that the dude or dudette in charge of some government office is designated a “czar”? I mean, there hasn’t been a REAL czar of Russia since, what, 1917? Why not “drug emperor” or “drug potentate” or “grand high poobah of weed” or something? What’s so magical about “czar”?
I think it’s just fun to say. Czar.
It’s even more fun to say it the Russian way – ‘tsar’ with a nice r-roll at the end, Beige. ‘Czar’ is also shorter and snappier than ‘potentate’ or ‘emperor.’