Psyche! But to PETA, is there really a difference between a furrier and a steakhouse?
While America’s current economic crisis might be causing a reduction in the number of men heading into strip clubs, recent studies have shown that it is increasing the number of women who want to perform on a pole. So while there are no guarantees that Pamela Anderson and Audrina Patridge will be flashing any flesh, the two Hollywood hotties have been booked to launch a new Gentleman’s Club entitled “Sapphire New York” on April 27th which will be part of Prime 333 Steakhouse on the Upper East Side. (It makes you think about “meat markets” in a whole new light, right?)
According to the invitation, the former “Baywatch” babe and “The Hills” hottie will be joined by Sopranos cast members Vincent Curatola and Steve Schirripa while Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson turns the tables.
But back to Anderson, one can only imagine what the 41-year-old would wear to the grand opening of a strip club steakhouse. The busty blonde recently hit up a NYC Fashion Week party for Richie Rich in a g-string gold swimsuit and the opening of a posh art gallery in Miami in her underpants and a shirt.
I mean, I get that PETA is pro-nudity, but I can’t help but wonder how they feel about their most gung-ho spokesperson backing a joint where you can get a strip steak with your strip tease.
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Gung “ho” spokesperson………ROFLOL!
Ok Holly, calling Pam “a hottie” is a bit of a stretch, but Audrina is smoking hot. Like Jrod, I would so hit Audrina.
The Steakhouse and Peta angle will be interesting to see the spin doctors at work. Can’t wait for the updates,
Now let’s not jump to conclusions everyone.
Maybe all the cattle from the steakhouse had originally been given to PETA’s NYC animal shelters so they could find homes for them.
Swede — take it up with Fox News. I have higher standards than that. And Audrina, really? The dead eyes don’t bother you at all?
Considering that I can’t look at Pam without the phrase “Mad Cow Disease” screaming through my synapses, she might just have hit on the one sure way to turn people off meat. If the thought of being escorted to your table by one of her undie-critters in a starched dickie doesn’t put you off your feed, you’ve got a tougher stomach than I do.
Well, maybe after a six-pack or two bottles of Night Train, I’d hit Audrina. You have to admit, from the neck down, she’s hot!
Pam’s just Tori Spelling fugley.
She has eyes?!?
Naked girls, steak, beer.
USA! USA!
I’d like a side of crabs and some herpes gravy on my porterhouse please. Isn’t there a farm in upstate New York where tired old hags go to enjoy their “retirement”? It’s right next to the farm my dog was sent to after she got into trouble for biting a neighbor’s dog when I was a child.
I’m with Pasta on this one; God (or a reasonable facsimile) bless America, home of the three greatest things in the world. Now if only we could keep Pammie out of it…
Pasta, ROFLMFAO! Winner of Best Post of the Week!
haggard pam and ceiling eyes audrina? snooze.
TheIrish
Apr 15th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Maybe all the cattle from the steakhouse had originally been given to PETA’s NYC animal shelters so they could find homes for them.
Well, that just makes it ALL okay. After all, the only good shelter animal is a dead animal. So sayeth the PETA drones…
Pammy does not look that appealing in person. Will the patrons be compensated for their suffering?
Is ok if they gave all the cattle to PETA , they would have a lot of Crabs courtesy of Pam.
“…escorted to your table by one of her undie-critters in a starched dickie…”
Surf & Turf. Specialty of the house.
Just looking at Pam makes me want to lose my appetite. I love my steak, but not if I have to look at her!
That pic is disgusting! As my mom would say, she needs to act her age.
ech, why won’t she go away?!
Oh wow. These comments are hilarious. I will never look at a Surf and Turf the same way again.
In a way, it makes sense. She looks like a moldy and overcooked steak.
y all ALL of u sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo incredibly jealious of Pam? She’s totally hot fr 40yrs old. How do u think u rate nxt to her? Don’t even answer because I don’t see any pix of u on any covers…HATERS u need to ALL get a life. She’s 40 n still looks the same can u all say tht whn u hit 40? I thnk NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Jealous ppl. r just plain ugly n this is coming frm me, a VERY beautiful girl….so don’t bother to strt hating on me…I already KNW I am H O T T!!!