Jessica Biel, Entertainment Weekly, 2001:
That [basically nude Gear Magazine] photo shoot was just a really bad decision on my part and I got myself involved with people who weren’t thinking about me and were instead thinking about what kind of a story they could get out of it. I learned a whole lot from the experience, so it was definitely a blessing in disguise.
Yep. And what she learned is: People really want to see Jessica Biel naked!
Egotastic, today (NSFW):
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen (but mostly gentlemen), the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Egotastic! is proud to be the first to present: Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue!!!!!!!!! These are the first caps of Jessica Biel’s nude and topless scenes from her new movie, and they were completely worth the wait.
Sample pic after the jump:
I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson today. Mainly, if you’re a moderately talented actress from a family-friendly WB show who once tried to change your wholesome image by letting people take pictures of your boobs, and then you made a bunch of movies nobody really cared about because you didn’t show enough of your boobs, maybe it’s time to start showing your boobs again. The science is settled, people!
Oh, and also your hiney.
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That sink pic makes her look like a mentally-delayed foster kid who got left behind on a class trip or something. I’m fairly certain the menfolk will beg to differ, though.
You do, however, just have to applaud the sheer boldness and honesty it takes, in this Puritan day and age, to show off your body. Nobody ever does it these days, nor have they ever done it in the past, like EVER, so it’s really very groundbreaking and iconoclastic. The human body is a beautiful thing–it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Unless it’s not perfect. Then you need to stay inside and wear a burqa.
Beige, did you see The Wrestler? I was shocked at how much Marisa Tomei got into her role as a stripper. I mean there was NOTHING held back. Girlfriend is damn near 45, too.
I for one am appalled at her hypocrisy. Why as soon as I was done masturbating to those pictures I fired off a strongly worded e-mail to her fansite.
And direct to DVD no less? Has this woman any shame?
No, I couldn’t stomach the idea of watching Mickey Rourke do…anything. Just knowing he’s out there somewhere touching stuff makes me want to head for Sam’s Club to load up on Clorox products.
I do like Marisa Tomei, though, and have ever since “Untamed Heart”. (I know, right? FLEH.) And she’s a couple years older than me? Crap. I got no excuse, baby. No excuse…
I’m going to beat JRod to the punch: I would hit it. Well, maybe I wouldn’t but, man, she has got a damn fine body.
Simon, I thought that lesson was learned from Alyssa Milano, Drew Barrymore, Nicole Eggert, etc. so on and so forth. I’m sure Mr. Skin can provide a more comprehensive list.
I notice no one really cares about the plot by the way.
Queen Bee, I always thought she had one of the best bodies in showbiz, if not the best…but her face sometimes reminds me of a stable. *waits (forever) for the riding-related jokes* And LMAO@Stan’s comment, that just made my day.
Ew it looks like she’s peeing into a sink! Great body but what’s up with that first pose? It reminds me of Amy Poehler’s scence in Baby Mama when she does that because the toilet’s locked down.
Holy cow, a female celebrity was a hypocrite about nudity? Stop the friggin’ presses.
I always get her confused with Jessica Alba. Which one starred in all those crappy movies?
Both of them Vagrant, both of them.
Nati, I’m glad you said that, because I never thought that Jessica was all that pretty. Great body, sure, but yeah… stable pretty much hits it spot on.
That picture of her in the sink looks like a hooker at the end of the night washing up in the train station loo. Not that I have ever seen a hooker do this, but I would imagine that the scenario is more common than we think. That or I am a sick individual. Either way, that picture just makes me think of germs because who puts their ass in a public bathroom sink? What sort of desperate and dirty, or just plain batpoop crazy does one have to be to invite a germ army into their bits?
I was going to say something more, regarding her turn around on showing skin, but now I just want to shower.
I was actually being sarcastic in my first post, but I apparently did it wrong.
“Mainly, if you’re a moderately talented actress from a family-friendly WB show who once tried to change your wholesome image by letting people take pictures of your boobs, and then you made a bunch of movies nobody really cared about because you didn’t show enough of your boobs, maybe it’s time to start showing your boobs again. The science is settled, people!
Oh, and also your hiney.”
EXACTLY………..if you can’t get the attention you want with your clothes ON then you gotta show ‘em your naked bits.
@Rocko: Probably nobody cares about the plot because it doesn’t appear that there’s much of one. I’m basing that opinion on the one still in this post – in which she is mostly naked and covered in what appears to be blood (?) – but I would bet money that it’s accurate.
Beige – loved Marisa in “Untamed Heart” and “My Cousin Vinny”. I wish more actresses would learn a few things from the greats.
The only think Jessica Biel ever did that was right was date JT.
Beige, I love your description in the first post: “mentally-delayed foster kid who got left behind on a class trip”. I’m going to be laughing about that all day. And I totally caught the sarcasm. I’m so sick of seeing boobs in every freaking movie and magazine, as if exposing yourself legitimizes you. I only wish that talent sold as well as sex.
Of course talent sells as well as sex! That’s why so many in Hollywood are sell-outs! Get it? See, it’s a… never mind. I just realized how bad that joke is.
Hey, where do we purchase the little D pasties? Do they come in rhinestone too?
I thought she could have been switched in “The Illusionist” with a large block of cheese and nobody would have noticed a difference. Shoot, Edward Norton could use a bit of a weight gain anyway.
Am I the only guy who can look at the B/W photo and progressively go through the following thoughts, “man, she sure has a long torso”, “she has one huge rib cage”, “why is she in the sink”, “why is the sink not collapsing”, “hmmm…looks like the next sink has at least one supporting leg”, “not sure how safe that is,” “why is she in a guy’s bathroom”, “I wonder what color the floor tiles are”, …
Maybe she was filmed in the men’s bathroom because she had to tinkle before they took the photo?
See, if any normal woman tried that, you’d hear as the sink ripped free of the wall.
I hope Angelina Jolie doesn’t try this; we’d then be subjected to photos of Nadya Suleman wrecking plumbing all over the place, in an attempt to copy AJ. Again. Some more.
Hmm. My post got wonked. Should have included [SKREEEE, KACHONK] between “hear” and “as”. Dang.