My stripper name, according to the degenerates at Yahoo Answers, is Dallas Glitteridge.
And what is Octomom’s, you might wonder? Angelina Jolie:
Although Nadya Suleman told a radio announcer she was only a stripper for one night, it appears that the Octomom may have been stretching the truth about her past. After talking to numerous sources, In Touch can exclusively reveal that the Octomom was a stripper, who used the alias “Angelina,” for at least a year in her early 20s. Sage, an exotic dancer who doesn’t want to reveal her real name, tells In Touch she performed at several amateur stripping contests and bachelor parties with Nadya from 1999 to 2000. “I met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together,” she explains.
Luis Ceballos, a limo driver who used to take the strippers to parties, has similar memories of Nadya, and shares that rather than being embarrassed about her job, the Octomom “was full of herself.” According to Luis, Nadya “always said she wanted to be really famous” and believed that someday, she would be. What’s more, Nadya wasn’t as innocent back then as she lets on. While she reportedly insists she had “never even kissed a boy” when she entered the stripping contest, Luis tells In Touch that Nadya was actually very worldly. And Sage adds, “She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.”
I’m sure the stage name had nothing to do with all the plastic surgery Octomom denies getting to make her look more like Angelina Jolie. That’s just a coinkydink.
But let’s see how this has played out over time…
In 1999, the real Angelina Jolie had just portrayed a sex addict in Pushing Tin and a sociopath in Girl, Interrupted, making her the perfect inspiration for a slightly-off-her-rocker 24-year-old in need of money and attention. Octomom’s oldest kid, Elijah, was born in 2001 — the year before Angelina adopted Maddox. Angelina didn’t adopt again until 2005, but by then Octomom was way ahead of her in the baby-collecting tourney with three down and three more on the way. By now, it looks like Octomom is going to win (unless Angelina can pull off the quadruple salchow of an adoption/pregnancy coup).
So I ask you this: Was Octomom copying Angelina, or was Angelina copying Octomom? I guess we’ll never know.
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Oh Man! I’m going to miss out on this one because I have a dog show this week end and I travel tomorrow. All the good remarks will have been made. Go get her for me everybody!
See you Monday.
The only comment I have is: Dallas Glitteridge!?!?!
She used the name Angelina for a year? I did too! What? Don’t look at me like that.
lol, I’m using my favorite singer/actresess’ nickname as my deceiver name. I lack imagination when it comes to screen names. awww now I feel like an ass. OTOH, though, I never denied my obsession with that singer/actress. And my stripper name is Diamond Leatherbrook (I used my real name to determine that).
Well, being a stripper should answer a lot of those “where did she get the money?” questions. And everyone was saying she just lived off the public dole when now we know she was once an erotic choreography entrepreneur. Yay! for capitalism.
I knew it…I KNEW she couldn’t have done all that on just student loan money. Capitolism is alive and well and Octomaw helped the economy with her erotic choreography.
And my stripper name is Bunny Leathershimmer……’cause Angelina was already taken.
Hmm. At least she was earning her own money, although if she tried getting back into that field now she’d need a “Wide Load” sticker and some flashing yellow lights. Heifer probably has to get her toenails painted at Earl Schieb, but whatever.
And my name…Lola Leathertower? Gaaahhhh, I sound like a prison matron in a Linda Blair movie. :p
Oh man, I got stuck with Heidi Leatherheat when I really want to be Bambi or Sugarlips. Dang!
Can we go ahead and just crown this nutjob 2010 Deceiver of the year already and get it over with? You cannot make up this stuff. Everyday I feel more and more for her kids.
My stripper name? “Get off the stage,” according to the customers.
And has anyone heard about how her kids are doing? For some odd reason, they don’t make the news nearly as often as their monstrous mom does.
Heidi Lustysizzle.
I lose on that one.
HAHAHAHAHHA…Heidi Velvet Thighs….Fantastic!
Now all Octomom needs to do to copy Angie is to make millions of dollars and find a sucker…I mean a hot man to be a father to her children. That shouldn’t be too hard…right?
Sugar Glittertush.
… really?
And seriously. This woman is so far off her nut, it’s ridiculous. But the worst part is still that the doctors enabled her to go for eight after the first batch. Ugh.
My stripper name is Roxie-wait, do they have a male version of this?
Heidi Deepside.
Ew.
I think that I totally lost on this one.
But nothing about octomom surprises me anymore. She’s definitely two cups of crazy.
Last I heard, the last 2 babies came home a couple weeks ago, and until this little juicy tidbit posted here, I’ve heard nada. But then, I have looooong passed the point where my ears perk upupon hearing her name anymore.
Rocko, I don’t know if there is a male version…but you could use Sugarlips Leatherglitter if you want.
Geeze O’Pete on steroids.
I’m Chesty Sunnyjugs.
Finally, a name worse than the one my mom picked out.
Heidi Heaventhighs. Better than the traditional formula of your first pet and the street where you grew up. That was Kitten 317th. Not very cool.
I’m Candy GlitterThong
Lovely….!
With this nutcase, I’m taking the mentality of “No news is good news”. As is if she’s not in the “news”…GOOD!
Since I’m much to lazy to ever really read the stories, I was wondering what in the Hell you guys were talking about, well here it is…
Fantasia Leatherridge.
Huh. I always saw myself more as a Lance Manion, Or Rock Launcher or something. Next time I’m naked on the street I’ll let the ladies decide. (Saturday night, Division Street.)
awww, I did it wrong
I was supposed to use the THIRD letter of my first name and I used the first…okay, my correct stripper name is Sugar Leatherbrook. Awww. I liked Diamond better 
i’m raquelle glitterhorn. wtf? haha octomom is a creep, seriously.
I got Sugar Glitterlips, though don’t feel bad, Queen Bee, under the traditional formula I was Dusty Feather River.
People are so stupid. You would think that if she wanted to be rich, famous, and admired by all, that she would at least be up front about her past. It certainly would have made me more sympathetic (not much) to think that she did this with g-string money, stupid though it all is.
Angelina can at least rest easy knowing that Octomom can’t put in the time to actually stalk her since she’s a few up in the child army department.
Calling oneself Angelina and having surgery to make oneself look like her, however, is as creepy as the fact that she had two litters implanted.
I read somewhere where Angelina was even disturbed by this women, so that says alot. I mean if Angelina can makeout with her brother on national tv and carry Billy Bob’s blood around, then Octomom must REALLY be disturbed in her eyes.
And for the record, I am sick of hearing about Angelina as well, but Octomom takes the cake on this one.
I like my new name…Candy Leatherheat.
Lets be honest, neither Angie or Nadya seem like the brightest bulb in the box. I am so tired of the… I did this, no I didn’t, I am not doing any more movies so I can stay home with my kids, no I am not. Stop pissing on my leg and telling me its raining.
Even better, she now has applied for the patent to the name “Octomom” so she can sell baby items with that name labeled to them. So much for that “I wish people would stop calling me Octomom” crap. Oh, and she would not be famous if it were not for her kids, which seem to be absent from a lot of her daily outings. So much for the “love will carry us through” crap.
Cinnamon Glitter Ridge…blah, I always pictured myslef as a Bambi Tickle Thong
Minnow –
“I’m Chesty Sunnyjugs.
Finally, a name worse than the one my mom picked out.”
I am kind of diggin’ Chesty Sunnyjugs, you should use that as your posting name
In regards to the story…not really shocked, any bets she was planning on a long career as a strip. Hence the surgery to look more like Angelina
Chronic Malanga,
“Angelina can at least rest easy knowing that Octomom can’t put in the time to actually stalk her since she’s a few up in the child army department”
Only if one assumes that Octomom is willing to spend as much time with her kids as she should. Or heck, even if she would spend more time with them then it currently seems she is.
I am Peaches Voyageur using the pet name/street you lived on as a kid formula. As for Octomom – she is both creepy and crazy now. Poor poor babies
Jenn, using that formula I would then be Cuddles Clarvon based on my childhood pet and street name. Now, there is a name!
meant to include this – it’s off topic but while we are having fun with names…
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
The Sarah Palin baby name generator.
I am Stag Lump Winchester
Sugar Lustythighs. Yikes! Still better than the pet+street one (Obi-Wan Kenobi Memory).
I can’t believe this woman ever bothered denying her creepy idolization of Angelina. Though the timeline Holly presented is interesting – Octo began collecting kids *first*. Hmmmm… And while I cringe every time I hear about a porn star or stripper having kids, at least she was WORKING for her money back then. Sounds like she was a real winner too, with all those quotes from the people who knew her. “Full of herself” yep. At least having that many kids now will prevent her from going down that career path again, unless you guys are up for seeing a stripper named Stretchmark Saggybosoms.
Uh…
Nope.
Sorry D, I’m just not feeling it.
And under the other formula, I’m Muffin Mohawk.
Crap.
I just can’t win.
I like my traditional formula stripper name – Rubywhite Butterfly
This one gives me “Montanna Deepthong” which sounds like someone gave Miley Cyrus a really bad wedgie.
I’m having nightmares about the kind of behavior a fellow stripper would call “Overly flirty”
Chesty Sunnykiss is mine. These stripper name things have never worked out for me. EVER.
She’s totally nuts. And then some.
And just call me Candy Velvetshock.
Lovely. Just lovely. NOW I’m Fluffy Hilltop.
Thanks, Jenn, now I’m Clip Dragon Palin. Awesome. Ok, I’d better go now, Mama Palin doesn’t approve of my surfing the net.
After seeing Gilbert Gottfried’s parody of OM on the Tonight Show….everytime the Big N gets mentioned all I can see is GG throwing baby dolls into the audience, wearing a Morticia Addams wig and HUGE red wax lips.
And in using the old version of a name, mine would be Whitey Dallas.
Bunny Leathershimmer is MUCH better.
I thought the old version was first pet’s name and your mother’s maiden name…rather than the street where you grew up. Pet and street, eh? Just call me Keisha Fulton.
Nati,
“I thought the old version was first pet’s name and your mother’s maiden name…rather than the street where you grew up. Pet and street, eh? Just call me Keisha Fulton”
In that case, I’d have arguably the worst name for a stripper ever (so long as you slightly mispronounce the last name anyway) : Fishy Kuntz
Hmmm…
I almost swallowed my gum reading your post. Hilarious!
LMAO, Hmmm! Why, that stripper name could be quite popular with people who have *ahem* unconventional taste.
Maybe they should get together for playdates or something. If I were Angelina (and I thank God I’m not) I’d be asking myself what’s wrong with me that someone this crazy wants to emulate me.
I guess if I were getting into the profession I’d have to be Lola Glitterkiss… songs will be written about me
Very true, Hmmm…
I can’t help but wonder what the tell all Octomom’s kids will write will be like. Heck, I’m waiting for Maddox’s tell all as well.
“Heidi Heaventhighs. Better than the traditional formula of your first pet and the street where you grew up. That was Kitten 317th. Not very cool.”
Hi, Kitten 317th! I’m Kitten 225th.
Is anyone particularly surprised that Octomom was a stripper? Now if she used to be a man, THAT would be big news.
Big smooches,
Sugar Silvertush (much better than my porn name, Boris Park)
In all my years of dancing I’ve never seen anyone who has doppelganged someone who was famous.
Blaze Silvertower