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Pam Anderson Protests Celebrates New Steakhouse

pam_anderson_prime333Most people associate Pam Anderson with roast beef, not filet mignon. But no matter — she was on hand to host the opening of New York City’s new Prime 333 Steakhouse and Sapphire strip club. Ah, capitalism. Do you ever fail to impress?

Of course, for weeks we’ve been harping on the cognitive dissonance of having PETA’s darling associate herself with a restaurant that keeps all those “evil” slaughterhouses in business.

But now other/bigger/badder blogs are taking notice:

Pamela Anderson opened a steakhouse, and her blouse, last night in New York City. But in true Pammy style, it wasn’t just a meat factory, it’s also a strip club. Yes, Sapphire Gentleman’s Club debuted a Big Apple location that will serve as part of Prime 333 Steakhouse on the Upper East Side.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s strange that PETA activist and very, very vegetarian Pam would spend her Monday night pimping the opening of an establishment that pushes both kinds of meat?

Don’t act so surprised, Page Six. This isn’t the first time Pam’s shown ambivalence about her long-trumpeted vegetarian philosophy. Remember when she served pigs in a blanket, tuna tacos, and lobster at one of her many wedding receptions? Classic.

And if you really want the whole archive, we’ve got that too. Hope you’ve got a minute.

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29 Responses to “Pam Anderson <strike>Protests</strike> Celebrates New Steakhouse”


  1. 1 Hurricane Apr 29th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    She’s a human Surf-N-Turf platter herself.

  2. 2 Beige Apr 29th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    It’s all about quality, folks. Quality and integrity. Quality, and integrity, and leathery, weathered boobage. And getting some photo ops for a gamey, wind-chapped crotch. That’s what it’s all about.

    Bleaggghh.

  3. 3 MC Mom Apr 29th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    That photo of Pam alone is enough to make me question the virtue of a “very, very vegetarian” lifestyle. If that’s what a non-meat eater looks like, pass the New York strip.

  4. 4 Jenn Apr 29th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Pam needs to invest in pants

  5. 5 Chronic Malanga Apr 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    I agree, MC Mom. If not eating meat turns you into a dried up looking chunk of beef jerky that’s been gnawed at by raccoons, I’ll enjoy the ribs going on the BBQ grill tonight even more. There are crack heads on 79th Street in Miami selling their muffins that look classier.

    The fact is, while getting older doesn’t mean dressing like a frump, you have to give up the ghost when it comes to wearing stuff you wore when you were in your 20’s, even if it’s not as trashy as everything Pam wears. She is a perfect example of a mutton dressed as a lamb.

    I am glad that someone other than Deceiver has been pointing out the monumental hypocrisy on her part finally, but why have they ignored it until now?

  6. 6 Hurricane Apr 29th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    As being from Miami myself I can back Chronic’s claim about the tasty treats on 79th Street. Econ 101: Cheap whores always better than expensive whores. Why pay more for the same crab?

  7. 7 Anagram Apr 29th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    i got so excited when i saw the picture i sent you, but you failed to mention what i originally pointed out in the tip, the calfskin fendi bag she’s holding and now that i think of it, the leather pumps she’s wearing. :(

  8. 8 Holly Won't Apr 29th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Anagram: Good eye. Unfortunately I didn’t receive your tip, or else I would have mentioned it. Did you use tips@deceiver.com?

  9. 9 Minnow Apr 29th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    333 is her age, right?

  10. 10 Chronic Malanga Apr 29th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Hurricane! I should have put two and two together. I’m a native myself. :)

    And yeah, I agree. I mean, I wouldn’t suggest anyone throw it down with street hookers, but if you’re gonna slum it, at least do it in style and hit 79th like Jrod. ;)

  11. 11 Anagram Apr 29th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Holly: yup, i guess it didn’t go through. ah well, next time for me.

  12. 12 Hurricane Apr 29th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Chronic, glad you got the name. At least I’m not called a Gaytor. We Floridian’s aren’t all hanging chads!

    Alas, there are fewer whores in the Naples area. Well, fewer cheap ones anyways….

  13. 13 Kristine Apr 29th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Wait, wait, wait… did she really open her blouse? *retch* I thought the purpose was to sell food, not gross people out. Bleh.

  14. 14 angry army wife Apr 29th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Is it even possible for her to wear an outfit that does not look painted on? How old is she now? That is just plain disgusting.

  15. 15 Koka Apr 29th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    I’m still laughing over Beige’s comments………..

    Is “udder” on the menu…..’cause it sure looks like that is what Pam is advertising.

  16. 16 Chronic Malanga Apr 29th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    LOL, Hurricane. I’m actually a Gator fan, but I wouldn’t even use that screen name. Guess it’s better than a “wide left”/”wide right” Seminole in any case. :P I spent a good part of childhood between 3rd and 9th grade in Ocala, and went back to Miami after.

    Naples is nice. Pam looks to beat up to be a Naples whore.

  17. 17 Pastafarian Apr 29th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    She’s living my dream. For real.

    I’d look better in those heels. Scratch that, I HAVE looked better in those heels.

  18. 18 kelli Apr 30th, 2009 at 4:02 am

    Judging by the tightness of the pants outfit I would say she’s had to much of the freebie steaks… By the looks of it the bbq sauce is coming out of her pores…

  19. 19 katie Apr 30th, 2009 at 4:16 am

    is that a leather bag she’s holding? if it is.. good lord. and why does she look so haggard all of a sudden? she’s looked like that for about the past year.. maybe she’s in the sun a lot or something. but she looks pretty bad!

  20. 20 Beige Apr 30th, 2009 at 7:45 am

    I don’t know if it’s just my monitor or not, but that photo actually looks so badly pixellated or something that she really does resemble a slutty Fraggle. Not a good thing. I mean, better than her real look, but still.

  21. 21 MC Mom Apr 30th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Beige, that photo is badly pixellated. Here’s a clearer version of same.

    http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/04/vfugp.html

    “Slutty Fraggle.” Heh heh.

  22. 22 flirt Apr 30th, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Oh beige…gamey wind-chapped crotch. Classic.

    I am seriously done over here.

  23. 23 Shell Apr 30th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    CM-
    I actually live in about a half hour from Ocala right now- Miami native myself too. Funny ol’ world, ain’t it?

  24. 24 Beige Apr 30th, 2009 at 11:58 am

    @MC Mom: Um…thanks? ;) It’s like instead of being told about colon surgery, getting to SEE it. Whoopee.

  25. 25 MC Mom Apr 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    I know, yick, right? Maybe the Deceiver poobahs should blur all future photos of Pam as a public service for everyone’s eyes.

  26. 26 Beige Apr 30th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Yeah, if anybody ever needed a burqa for aesthetic reasons, it would be Pammy. Well, and Octomom. Plus a whole list of others I could compile if I didn’t have to shower or take care of my family.

  27. 27 Chronic Malanga May 1st, 2009 at 3:39 am

    Shell, it is a small world indeed! I am almost homesick suddenly. :)

  28. 28 Beige May 1st, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Shell, I’m just a few hours north of you. Think Ray Charles, Nancy Lopez and Paula Deen. That area. I wish to the heavens above we were home, but no, we’re here. And I’m here to tell you: “here” sucks for drug money.

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