Score one for opposite marriage: Heidi Montag has opened up in a new interview about what married life is like when you’re eternally bound to a man with a flesh-colored beard.
“It’s real love,” Heidi told “Extra” in an interview airing Thursday (May 7). “And we will be married forever and ever and ever!”
Heidi has taken a huge step toward showing everyone that this is the real deal. “I legally changed my name to Pratt. … I’m very excited,” she gushed. Spencer, who calls married life “amazing,” added, “We’re going to the DMV and we’re getting the license, and I’m framing it.”
Heidi, who wore a Monique Lhullier gown to the wedding in Pasadena, California, on April 24, said that moments before they married, she knew she had made the right decision. “I was just sitting there in my dress, like, ‘I am really about to marry the most amazing man, and this is such a great experience.’ ”
She said the dress was the one she had always wanted. “I thought about my dress for years. I knew everything I wanted,” she said. “I knew I wanted a strapless, gorgeous, big, flowy, princess, fun, amazing dress, and that’s what I had. I wanted it to be really classic but young and fun and fresh. I felt like a princess, and it was perfect.”
She is really into her dress! And what she was thinking while wearing the dress. Which is something I’ve wondered too.
She may not realize it but this interview confirms that their whole Mexican wedding drama last December was a planned hoax. Unfortunately it looks like there’s no chance of fakery this time, guys. Prepare the bomb shelter for when they decide to procreate, most likely in time for the Season Six finale.
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Please please PLEASE!!!! No more of these “people”.
I don’t care what they do, when they do it, how it was done, why they did what they did or where it all took place. Some people just shouldn’t exist in this world and these “people” lead that list.
Dang it! I was hoping that their nuptials would not make it on here. gag! I hear now that she is so in love and married, she plans to pose for Playboy.
Another idiot with whom I’m familiar only because of Deceiver… but, reading that interview, she doesn’t sound old enough to get married. My little sister – 15 years old and the “baby” of the family – seems more mature.
“Miss, may I see your driver’s license?”
“Sure, officer.”
“Take it out of the frame, please.”
You’re cracking me up, Dave.
Can we please get a new post on here so everytime I open up Deceiver.com I do not have to vomit from seeing them kiss? Pretty please………
Great. This proves without a doubt that there is, in fact, a God, and that He loves us. Because in a world of mouthbreathing ‘tards, these two found each other–which means, I pray, that neither will be out messing up the life of a normal person.
I’m sorry AAW, I’m looking for more material and coming up empty. Give me something to write and I’ll grant your completely reasonable wish.
Holly, check the tips email. Got one on Octomom.
So did she want the guy or the dress? I’m confused.
I have sent a few in this week to tips@deceiver.com. Guess I need to look harder for you. I have seen quite a bit on Octomom, but that story is just getting plain old
More ennui.
I think I’ve found something to cobble together so the Pratts’ stupid mugs aren’t at the top of the page all weekend. You can thank me later
Oh, brother.
My greatest fear is that they will now procreate.
Bleah. Presumably their “procreating” would involve her digging a hole in the yard and laying eggs. Somebody mark that spot, so we can go back later with sledgehammers.
“…said that moments before they married, she knew she had made the right decision. “I was just sitting there in my dress, like, ‘I am really about to marry the most amazing man, and this is such a great experience.’ ”
First of all Twit, most people are aware when they decide to get married that they are making the right decision. They don’t have this revelation moments before the wedding.
Secondly, calling it a “great experience” doesn’t exactly evoke mental images of legally becoming one with your soul mate as it does flashbacks of that one time at uni that I swore the entire room was melting.
Finally, in Hollywood, the more you gush about your man and your perfect marriage, and the more you talk about how it’s going to last forever, the more likely your husband is already banging a tranny hooker in a pay by the hour, West Hollywood motel.
And I have to echo Kristine’s question… what was she more excited about? Twat or the dress?
What a shallow, annoying, and hopefully barren bitch. Not Kristine, but Heidi.
Aww, Chronic, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said lol Too bad my poor mom shares a name with Twit.
Beige, that was hilarious.
these 2 are disgusting, i am so sick of them. and holly i PRAY they don’t breed. please!!!
“We’re going to the DMV and we’re getting the license, and I’m framing it”
Okay, she’s either a few hookers short of a bachelor party by thinking she is going to FRAME her driver’s license, or she smoked too muuch Panama Red and thinks you get a marriage license (which would be cool to frame) at the DMV. Or perhaps it’s both.
I’m with Beige….in fact, I stand here, sledgehammer in hand and ready to go.
Chronic, he doesn’t have to pay a tranny hooker…he’s already married one.
Well, hey . . . looks like people can be completely unmistaken when referring to them as a couple of Prat(t)s.
Damn, flirt. You’re so right. You know, I can totally picture Heidi with a massive Adam’s apple and that scares me a little.
Wow, Kristine. There was no way I was going to get that sentence to sound right, was there?