28 Responses to “Kirstie Alley Vs. Perez: The Pot Calls The Kettle Fat”

1. 1 Kristine May 8th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

   Uht oh… we went from Bimbo 1 and Bimbo 2 to Perez’s ugly face. I’m not sure this is a reduction to the barf factor lol At least she has had a career, unlike Perez who is just famous for… for… oh, being a douche.

2. 2 Fortunate Son May 8th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

   I hate to say it, but Kirstie Alley wins the battle of class here.

   Herpez is a no less than a celebrity gossip blackmailer with an arrest for check fraud.

3. 3 Swede0319 May 8th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

   A Wimp and a Blimp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
   I guess it comes down to which of them has a worse “time of the month” to win this epic battle!

4. 4 Queen Bee May 8th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

   Here is my thing: Engaging Perez Hilton on any level only feeds his ego. He then spews out more garbage to keep himself relevant. It really is best for all concerned to ignore him. Don’t click on his website. Don’t utter his name. Then, maybe, he will crawl back under the rock from whence he came.

5. 5 snapnhiss May 8th, 2009 at 5:44 pm

   Come on, she’s got some major cojones going against him since he’s seriously popular right now.

6. 6 Kristine May 8th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

   I agree, Queen Bee. Completely.

7. 7 Anni May 8th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

   Twitter wars are ridiculous.

8. 8 Beige May 8th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

   I’m paralyzed with indecision, here. Do I pull for the overfed troll doll, or for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon in a caftan? Which one smells less like kitty litter? Which one is more likely to routinely eat his/her weight in stray UPS men? Tough call…

9. 9 Chronic Malanga May 8th, 2009 at 7:02 pm

   I agree with QueenBee. He’s loving this. He’s looking for anything like this because it’s free publicity and he is so convinced that he is clever.

   I like Kirstie Alley. While I think that it’s pretty dumb to egg someone like Mario on simply because he s overrated and a fat girl can’t actually expect public support, I just don’t see the point in this “feud”. It’s as pointless as t*ts on a boar hog.

10. 10 Chronic Malanga May 8th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Then again, Twitter is pointless as it is.

11. 11 Shell May 8th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    You know what they say about arguing on the internet…

12. 12 MC Mom May 8th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    No, Shell, I don’t know what they say about arguing on the internet, but I do know what happens when you engage in speculation thanks to “House.”

    Beige, I heart you so much. Your comments are like sunshine on my shoulders.

13. 13 katie May 8th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    oh lordy this was on twitter too?? these people..

14. 14 Rocko May 8th, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    Actually Holly does win this one. I’d give ya Peace Prize but I traded it for a #1 at McDonalads. I got some left over fries though. You want that?

15. 15 Shell May 9th, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Well MC Mom, arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics…
    even if you win, you’re still retarded.

    and on that extremely un-pc note I am going to bed.

16. 16 Nati May 9th, 2009 at 1:00 am

    As much as I hate to say it, but Mario comes out of this looking good, actually…He didn’t start the “twitter war”, she did. He responded to her just once, but she keeps…twittering ? (I’m not sure what the proper word is, I’m so behind the times…) and it looks like she’s typing in a frenzy…*waits for Mario to post “Kirstie Alley talks about Perez!” in his “blog”*

17. 17 Nati May 9th, 2009 at 1:05 am

    oh wait…I thought she called him a talentless hack via twitter. Then I take it back, he did start a “twitter war”. But still…6 responses in a row, Kirstie? Have you ever heard an expression “Don’t feed the troll?” It could be used both figuratively and literally here…

18. 18 Beige May 9th, 2009 at 10:49 am

    @Shell: Mr. President, that was brilliant.

19. 19 Holly Won't May 9th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Rocko, there’s nothing I like better than cold, leftover fries. Gimme.

20. 20 Koka May 9th, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can’t even think of anything witty to say, what an epic smackdown!!

21. 21 Stan May 10th, 2009 at 12:43 am

    Kirstie wins because at one time I wanted Saavik to co-pilot the starship Stan. Perez not so much.

22. 22 Darla May 10th, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Water (and piss) seeks it’s own level, I have heard.

23. 23 angry army wife May 11th, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Kirstie wins, hands dow, depsite her being a Scientologist. Mario will take this back to his website and will use this to belittle her some more. He always does. If you are not with him, you are against him. Trust me, he may not have twittered her back ,but he does have a large platform to turn this against her. Anyone who takes on Mario in my book is a winner. I agree with Queen Bee, just ignore him and maybe he will go away, far, far away.

24. 24 LN May 11th, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Look at that picture and explain to me why he was judging a beauty contest.

25. 25 Beige May 11th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    LN, I love you. Not just a little spark, but a big ROARING FLAME. (Fans of classic Tom and Jerry will get that.)

26. 26 timmy c Aug 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 am

    omg. perez over kirstie? kirstie may be big, but not as big as herpez enormous head. please. get a real job. blue hair. that should say enough dont think? how do you say it, smurfagette? lol

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