Dad of the year Kevin Federline says he wants to give his sons the best so he’s moving his brood into a more family-friendly home in Chatsworth, Calif., this month.
But a source has snitched that “family friendly” has nothing to do with it. Dude is broke despite his $40,000-a-month allowance from ex-wife Britney Spears (that’s $480,000 a year, folks), and he’s planning to make another withdrawal from the Bank of Britney now that her tour is doing well. Apparently his entourage is causing continuing major money problems.
Among his expenses, according to the National Enquirer:
Kevin was renting a $7,500-a-month, five-bedroom home in Tarzana, Calif., that he shared with his sons, their nanny, Kevin’s girlfriend Victoria Prince, brother Chris Federline, best friend Jimmy Federico and a few part-time bodyguards.
Kevin’s food bill is more than $2,000 a month. He claims he needs to have the boys, Sean, 3, and Jayden, 2, on a special diet because they are picky eaters and suffer from allergies. He always has a fully stocked bar with top-shelf liquors, which cost him an average of $500-$800 a month. Utilities run $1,500, the nanny’s monthly salary is $2,800, and the bodyguards get $3,000 a month, added the source.
Why Kevin Federline needs bodyguards is beyond me, unless it’s strictly for image purposes. You can’t pretend to be a major baller without rolling deep in security, I guess.
More importantly, why won’t this unemployed mooch get a job? Not to point out the obvious but clearly he’s no longer dancing full time. Maybe instead of hitting up Britney one more time, he ought to take NutriSystem up on their offer to improve his cash-flow situation.
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Kevin gave up his best years for Britney so she could have a family. He deserves every penny. Alimony rules. You Go Guy!
I really really thought he had died. Damn.
So that’s $17,600 – you’d think the other $22,400 a month would be enough to cover other incidentals…
Doing the math and using 6000/ month for bodyguards, he should still have 21k left over. Are taxes taken out of alimony? Maybe that’s why… other than that I see no reason why he should be broke. I can’t even get the $400 in child support I should and I’d be so happy to get that.
Hurricane, that post tore me UP.
Awesome.
Oh c’mon, gang – some people simply CANNOT live on $40k/mo.
Remember the basketball strike? They actually held a charity game because the “kids” were getting less than $300k/yr…and they just CAN’T live on that.
I mean, the sneaker costs ALONE…
Beige- as much as I enjoy making somebody smile I’d rather have this tool gone for good even if it means I can never joke about him again.
Don’t sweat it, Hurricane.
Post mortum status opens up a whole fun new world of dead-beat allusions…
I guess Kev’s kids really are picky eaters if they’re insisting on “top-shelf” liquors, but I didn’t realize they started them on the sauce quite so young out there.
He spends 2 grand on groceries in a month because 2 toddlers are on a special diet and they are picky eaters. Not even going to go into the whole ‘what kind of moron feeds a toddler whatever they want’ angle.
Will say this: at first glimpse of the photo, I thought it was the pregnant man.
Well, it’s obvious he didn’t spend it on any self image improvement courses. Much as I despise Britt…I hope she and the judge tell this hoser to stuff it. 40K a month is MORE than plenty to raise 2 toddlers, even on a “special” diet.
He ought to try living on my family’s monthly income: 2500 a month. And I ALSO have a child with special dietary needs. He’s on the autism spectrum, so we try to get GFCF foods for him. This guy is a complete waste of space and a money whore. I work my booty off and so does my husband in order to live…and if we got $40,000 a month, we’d be out of debt within 4 months – and the extra money would be going into a college fund for our child (hopefully college…if not, well, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it). It just eats me up inside when people like this get all this money, then claim to be living hand-to-mouth. They have NO FRIGGIN’ CLUE what it’s like to live like that. It’s insulting.
Lilly,
I know the feeling. That’s pretty much what we’re living on. K-Fat just pisses me off for bitching about this. I had to fucking give up putting money away for my child’s college fund because we’re so broke.
Stupid fat ass. Maybe if he’d stop eating, he wouldn’t need a raise.
Lilly, I can relate. My daughter has Autism Specturm Disorder and even though I am lucky to have great insurance, I still pay for weekly therapy sessions for her. And you don’t know what a picky eater is until you have a kid with sensory issues.
I wish I had 40 k a year…If he has a full time nanny and no job what the hell is he doing all day?
“If he has a full time nanny and no job what the hell is he doing all day?”
Probably the nanny. (See: Williams, Robin; Law, Jude)
BetC – exactly!!! My kid won’t eat anything except breads and dairy – so imagine how hard it is to get him to eat anything that’s GFCF – half the time we don’t have the cash to do that diet. So it’s pretty much becoming pointless to put him on it at all. Did you ever consider Birth to Three services? Or special needs pre-K? That’s where my little boy goes, and he got B-3 services. I was lucky enough to catch it really early.
Jess – right on, darlin’! These celebridiots seem to think that it’s impossible to live on less than a hundred grand a month while we “normal folk” have to live on less than a thousand to two thousand every month! And we have the same problems that they do. I always said that if I ever won the lottery, I’d get my family out of debt, get my parents and siblings out of debt, put money back for my son, niece, and nephew for college, and donate a lot to autism charities. What Jackass gets per month would nearly wipe out my debt. It would DEFINITELY wipe out my hubby’s debt. I hate people like this – they have it so good and all they can do it whine and moan. Let them try living our lives for one week – they’d all die.
Lilly -
Pardon my ignorance, but what is GFCF?
Gluten Free, Casein Free
No wheat, no milk products.
geezus.. i’d love to have that money. maybe he needs to cut back on a few things. juuust a few.
oh and ALL those people live with him? what the hell for? how about some pay rent?!
Sorry, but unless those kids are being fed a special diet of white truffles and Kobe beef, I’m not buying it.
I hate this guy, but when Britney went all batpoop insane, I had to give him some respect for stepping up and taking care of the kids, which was unexpected my opinion of him is that low.All that respect is gone now, because you know that whatever money doesn’t go into the kids’ care is going toward stocking his kitchen with Doritos and Cheez Whiz to take care of the serious case of munchies he’s getting each night from toking up with some fine Jamaican. And toast. He must be eating a lot of toast at three in the morning while watching the Doppler radar on the Weather Channel. Because really, does anyone actually party with him anymore?
Sorry! I should have explained the GFCF stuff – yes, it means no wheat, no oats (to be safe), no dairy of ANY kind – no milk, yogurt, cheese, butter, etc. It is VERY hard to find this stuff in my area, and it’s REALLY expensive, as in $6.00 for a loaf of gluten free bread.
Allow me to clarify my previous statement, in case anyone was offended. In no way was I referring to special needs children when I mentioned morons feeding toddlers whatever they want. Lilly and BetC, my apologies.
Didn’t she also pay for him to rent a house out when she was on tour so that he would bring the kids along? What more does he want? since the divorce he has done nothing to earn that money. And I agree, maybe he needs to cut back on the eating and drinking, not to mention the constant partying in Vegas with his live in girlfriend. Try ditching the nanny and be a real parent there K-Fat. Nice way of bringing up the kids there.
I just can’t believe that photo. Whatever happened to him, it wasn’t Slimfast.
Fort Housewife – perfectly fine, dearie. No offense taken on my end.
Lilly, my daughter was diagnosed after 2 and she’s 4-1/2 now. She’s been in early intervention programs and is now in the public school system in the Preschool Program for Children w/ Disabilities. She does that every morning and has a speech and occupational therapist. She’s doing really well lately.
Fort Houswife – None taken as well. We have different kids and we know they don’t fall into that catergory most of the time. One good thing is my daughter cannot stand Ketchup or sodas. I am greatful for that.
But BetC, ketchup is nutritious because it’s a vegetable!
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