I know you all were not missing the near-constant Octomom updates, and as much as I’d like to spare you the sight of her smug face, this story is precious.
Suleman tells RadarOnline.com that she still feels compelled to use her fame for the good of her children.
“What’s going on now is I feel obligated — almost compelled — to earn a living to take care of my kids,” she says. “I was kind of catapulted into this, oblivious to my choices. Do I like attention — the inordinate attention that’s not even warranted because I’m not a celebrity, a ‘pseudo-celebrity?’ I don’t. I absolutely don’t. But I have to do what I have to do to take care of them.”
Wow! She feels “almost compelled” to get a job to support her eight new babies. I guess she never had that lightbulb moment eons ago when she had only six babies. It must have taken those what-hath-God-wrought fertility treatments to illuminate the truth: To be a good parent, you have to be able to support your family.
But then, that lightbulb snapped off:
“I would never even accept a tummy tuck even if it were offered because I don’t need it,” Suleman told RadarOnline.com. “I’m actually shocked myself at my own body. My goal is to do things as naturally as possible.”
Letting nature run its course? What a change in pace for her!
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All I can say is *facepalm*
She feels “obligated” and “compelled” to earn a living to support her kids???? Will wonders never cease? And here I was, earning a living to support my son and my self, along with my husband who also works for the same reason! Man, are we chumps or what?
It’s the whole “entitlement” attitude. She was “entitled” to more children, and after she had them she was “entitled” to state aid, etc.
I volunteer to give it a head transplant. I have some German steel that would do the trick. In replacing that fugly melon, I plan on using a fava bean or some sort of squash. Anybody got a better idea?
Who wants to bet she gets a tummy tuck in the next six months?
I’ve thought the words “oblivious” and “catapulted” about this woman since she became famous, but not quite in the same context she uses.
Man, I feel compelled to work because I have my own tummy (and that of my dog) to fill (with FOOD thankyouverymuch)
It’s a shame that people are trying to guilt her into something she doesn’t want to do. Can’t they see how authentic she is? She doesn’t WANT a tummy tuck – even if it were offered (subtext: somebody please offer!).
And now the cognitive dissonance has hit my brain. She feels “obligated, almost compelled’ to support her kids (which to me implies getting a job) yet at the same time she tried to have us believe she’s not getting any government help . . . . ow, I think I sprained something.
I feel compelled to kick her in the teeth.
I wish California CPS felt as compelled to look out for her kids as she does to cram her stupid face into every available camera. And doesn’t state aid cover bras? Because, damn. Usually the term “four-eyes” applies to someone wearing glasses.
So, she feels “obligated” and “compelled” to SUPPORT HER OWN FRUIT OF THE WOMB. I guess that makes the rest of us part of some overcrowded pantheon of moral righteousness, then, right? Because lots and lots and LOTS of us work, whether from home or outside it, to support our own children and those of others. This she-dolt has a lot of catching up to do if she wants her own statue or holiday or something.
momma’s got some big ole tittys
I say that she’s already had the tummytuck, hense, she doesn’t need to get one now, so she won’t. The way her bare belly looked in that pic right before birth, she should have a skin apron by now. They probably did it when they sewed her up after the birth. So there, Octopus-mom, we’re on to you. :-p
Is it too much to ask that she wear a frigin bra?! I suppose it’s useful if an emergency feeding has to happen or something. You know if she was a hamster she would have eaten some of those kids. Who’s to say she didn’t? What other secrets are they keeping from us? I think someone needs to find ou- whoops too late I lost interest.
Pasta, I always count on you to be funny, and you never let me down.
And I know this has been copiously noted before, but: WHY are the kids–ANY of them–never with her? Caesar’s ghost, people–I only have two, and they go everywhere with me. You’d think she’d be lugging at least a few somewhere.
When Octomom said she was going to breast feed the whole octet, I thought, “No way.” But after seeing the photo on this post, I think, “Yes way.”.
THO happening here. Major THO. And she wants to do things “naturally?” Really? Kindof like how she had her 14 kids? She must have had to take out the dictionary to find the words to talk.
I raise your bet on her getting a tummy tuck. Seeing how she “never” had injections for her lips or lip before. Nah, she would never decieve us. This is Octomom after all. All she wants to do is love her kids and that love will provide for them.
M’eh, I don’t care if she puts her kids in monkey costumes and walks around grinding an organ as long as they’re enjoying it and she’s not on living off of taxpayer funding.
I’d actually enjoy that. She should try it. Did I mention I hate kids?
Apparently Octomom does too, Pasta, or (as Beige points out) she’d take a few with her when she goes places. Like the rest of us do.
And now I’m wondering what “THO” means.
Senility is going to be a fairly seamless transition for me, I think. In fact, I’ll probably make MORE sense.
I have to believe she is wearing a bra or those things would look like a couple of watermelons in tube socks.
Beige,
THO= titty hard on. Her nips are practically poking you in the eyes.
I did a thing for Facebook called “five things you never leave without”. Number one was my kid. This bitch’s number one priority is her sunglasses. Or maybe the paparazzi.
If you can’t take your kids with you then you must be going somewhere they don’t need to be………like to the plastic surgeon’s office for a consultation or three.
If the nitwits who are calling this brainless twit would quit calling her for interviews then she just MIGHT go away. Who gives a flying F what her opinions are on anything?? She sure ain’t gonna get Mother Of The Year awards…………so why is she still around? Ignore her and she will fade away. I am so damn tired of seeing her frog lips everywhere.
That thing on the bottom right edge of the picture is either a midget or a kid. Who knows, it might even be one of hers.
Thanks, Jess. And just as I thought I would be, I’m sorry I asked.
Of course she has some tig ol bitties – she had a litter of pups not too long ago! *lol*
And again, I *facepalm*
Funny how she had surgery on uterine tumors and will be in the hospital for two weeks… http://www.usmagazine.com/news/octomom-still-in-hospital-to-remove-uterine-tumors-2009145
“”They tried to do surgery to remove the fibroids, but she was bleeding excessively, so they stopped,” Angela told Us Thursday. “They are going to try again Monday.”
Angela — who added that Suleman might be hospitalized for more than two weeks — has not been to visit.”
I’ll let everyone draw their own conclusions. I smell a rat, however. She claims no tummy tuck needed yet WHAM a few days later has this surgery? Yea…
is she breastfeeding?! can someone buy her a bra? please??
I had read that they have to remove a portion of her uterus so she will not be able to have any more kids. PRetty please doctors? Could you help us with that and just take it all away while you are in there?
Sorry Beige for the abbreviation.
If she lived in Chicago… Oh I would SURELY be compelled and obligated to beat her in alleyway. She disgusts me on every level.
What’s with the “bralessness” and the Hollister all the time? Seriously hoe you are NOT 16 anymore. No one wants that vajayjay.
Eh, it’s okay. I’ve moved on now, to not understanding what a “Hollister” is. It sucks being Amish.
It is a city in California known for motorcycle related events
If Octomom can’t use her funds wisely, I wish she’d at least invest in bras that did a better job of covering her rack. Just sayin’.
DANGIT, C. Serves me right for not reading the comments. ]:
tummy tuck for octomom?
She was “oblivious to [her] choices” to have eight kids? What was she…unconscious at the time?
Yes, that doctor and his entire staff sneaked (snuck?) up on her not once, but twice, in the dark of night, after she finished with reading to blind orphaned polar bear cubs and donating plasma, and knocked her up completely without her knowledge.
She’s “oblivious”, all right, but it’s to what the rest of us refer to as reality.
One thing that becomes abundantly clear in reading Octomom’s comments is that she’s oblivious to the correct usage of ‘oblivious.’