On Tuesday, Miss California Carrie Prejean was allowed to keep her crown, even though she agrees with the voters of her own state and the President of the U.S. about gay marriage. This has prompted Miss California USA pageant co-director Shanna Moakler to resign from the organization:
“Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization,” Moakler tells Usmagazine.com.
“I cannot with a clear conscious [sic] move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she continues. “I want to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.”
Leading by example, that’s what Shanna Moakler is all about. It’s heartening that someone in such a prominent position is standing up for dignity and–

Um. As I was saying, kudos to Moakler for defending the principles upon which the Miss Universe–

Er. See, the thing of it is, Moakler is a role model. How are young women supposed to fulfill their dreams when somebody like Carrie Prejean is allowed to–

Hey. Look. Everybody does things they’re–

You know what? Fine. Never mind.
Update: Hat tip to Mark Daugherty in the comments for pointing out yet another good example Moakler has set for young women. When Travis Barker divorced her in 2006, she celebrated with a “divorce party” in Vegas:
The highlight of the evening came at dinner, when the Ballagio’s Fix restaurant brought out a “divorce cake” for Moakler. The three-tiered cake featured a miniature knife-wielding blonde in a wedding dress on top, with a trail of blood leading to a tiny groom sprawled at the bottom.

Try outclassing that, Carrie Prejean!
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Well these are *classy* photos you see. Not like those skanky photos Miss CA took.
Oh, and don’t forget her famous, errr, infamous divorce cake.
“The highlight of the evening came at dinner, when the Ballagio’s Fix restaurant brought out a “divorce cake” for Moakler. The three-tiered cake featured a miniature knife-wielding blonde in a wedding dress on top, with a trail blood leading to a tiny groom sprawled at the bottom. ”
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,26334,1554913,00.html
http://13gb.com/media.php?media_id=2161
Quite the role model for your kids, eh Shanna??
Oh, Simon…EVERY woman cleans a bathroom wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and a pair of gloves. Those cleaners with bleach in them are harsh, man! Just look what damage it did to her hair; imagine if it got on her clothes.
The photo with her holding a toilet plunger pretty much sums up this whole affair: Skank plumber meets Miss America Runner-Up.
I guess Playboy lowered it’s standards on how good looking a woman has to be to be Playmate of the Month.
Now I understand why Ms. Moakler is so upset but I’m not sayin’
Hint: It’s because Miss California is better looking than she is.
Somehow I do not seemed surprised by this. All I know about this overperoxied blond is how she rushed to her ex-husband after the plane crash. Never knew anything about her until the recent events with blowhole Mario. I guess now there is a reason for that. And I bet she said that she took THOSE photos AFTER she became Miss America or Miss USA. See, that makes it right. Doing things AFTER you are crowned as a role model.
This is more publicity than Shanna has had in ages. She’s eating all this up just like everyone involved has been doing.
The point everyone is missing is that it’s ok to pose nude or semi-nude as long as you exactly agree with all the other people that typically pose nude or semi-nude. I’m pretty sure I learned that lesson on Pacific Blue.
I just don’t get it. The state voted, the people spoke, Ms. California agreed with what the majority of Californian’s said and Moakler feels this is wrong? What part of this whole incident is not good for the youth of this country?
I guess Moakler wants people who do not speak their own mind.
LN, why should other people speak what she doesn’t HAVE?
You know, it really does crack me up when human trampolines like this one act like they really think they’re unique. There are lists of LISTS of women who look like her, or better, and are younger than she is, so I really hope she’s saving up for the day when nobody wants to see anything she wants to display. And all her high-flown (or fly-blown, whatever) rhetoric about being a “role model”? PLEASE tell me she’s trying to be funny.
Chronic nailed it………Miz Moakler’s not had this much publicity since she and Travis had their own reality show several years ago. Then he got burnt here a while back so she saw her chance then and grabbed. The notoriety died down…and here she is back again.
And I don’t know who she is trying to convince that she is a role model…..a role model for what? For potential attention whores?
Yes, everything about Travis Barker’s ex-wife (I’m not going to mention her name because when someone tries to stand in the light that shines on Travis, I try not to feed it) says class.
Shanna is ugly, inside and out. Maybe her conscious should tell her THAT.
Did this ho used to be a porn star? I’m gonna risk sounding like a crotchety old lady and assert that accepting porn stars into the Hollywood mainstream has done untold damage to this country. They should send porn back where it belongs – behind brown paper and at shady websites in Ukraine and Nigeria.
The Anti-Prejean will not change my interpretation of the natural law of the universe.
Maybe she’s thinking the Donald will hold a news conference begging her to stay. Not.
These photos of Moakler are nothing. She did full blown legs spread beaver shots in her pictorial. But, remember, she’s a role model for….er…wanna be skanks.
If Chloe Kardashian got fired by Trump over a DUI thing, then it’s highly unlikely he would ask Moakler to stay if she did split beaver shots.
Naaaaaaaaaaaasty girl…….because of her I’m going to go use the mind bleach now.
I was waiting for this. My first thoughts I had when I heard this was Didn’t she do Playboy? She’s still in the organization? Who cares?
She has such a weird body shape…look at the second photo…she has no waist, and what’s with her back and arms? There’s no muscle, no definition…She should probably work out…or just cover up.
Eww, Nati, I just noticed that too. I am not fussed about the lack of back muscle definition, but her waist is way out of proportion somehow. Everything about that picture suggests an overly large and flabby, eggplant shaped butt.
KLASSY. how many times has she gone back to travis barker after the divorce party alone? and i was thinking the other day, didn’t she pose for playboy? thanks for answering my question deceiver!
PS – travis is the father of her kids. i don’t know squat about those 2 people (nor do i care to) but i can tell you i’d be embarrassed if my mom (who is semi famous i guess) had a “divorce party”.
Does the cake bother anyone else, or is it just me? I mean, if we saw a photo of Travis beaming at a cake like that, with a stabbed-to-death BRIDE at the bottom, there’d be some furor, right? Right. Thought so.
Beige, I thought the same thing. That cake implied murder, not just a divorce. I guess that is one more thing that her kids can tell to Dr. Phil one day. “Mommy wanted Daddy dead and even had the cake to prove it”. Pot meet kettle on the whole morals thing.
But seriously, Beige and AAW, the cake is shocking and revolting, but are we surprised? It’s not like everything else she’s done has reeked of class and dignity.
Except maybe that picture with the toilet plunger. That one’s five-star.
Not surprised, especailly when she is just another wannabe telling other people how they are suppose to live, but yet do not follow their own advice. Kind of like our government right now. Do as I say, not as I do.
When all the brouhaha about Prejean’s photos was going on, I remember thinking, didn’t this Moakler whore pose for *Playboy*? This skank and Pigez need to STFU and STFD. And as much as I can’t stand The Donald, I’m glad he stood up for free speech and freedom of religion and thought. I’m also glad that he pointed out that Prejean’s position on gay marriage is no different than our President’s. I noticed that Pigez, Moakler and their supporters are still studiously ignoring that fact.
And don’t forget Shanna’s homemade sex tape with Travis Barker! The gift that keeps on giving…
http://idontwantyourlife.com/?p=1401
Shannon Who? Seriously.
When did OJ start designing cakes?
“When did OJ start designing cakes?”
Well, it was either that or get his cosmetology license.
Did anyone see the reality show…i may have watched being young and stupid at the time, one moment stands out is when she stayed in bed for most of the day the kids and Travis kept going in and trying to wake her
There is a serious lack or real role models for young women and girls if she could possibly consider herself one. Is the bar really that low?
Well, apparently skank is only skank if you don’t get paid for it! If you do it on purpose, that’s great, but if some jerk leaks it behind your back, tsk tsk.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Miss Moakler a Miss Teen U.S.A. at one time?
There we go – true blue hypocrisy, finally. It’s a shame though because I really think she quit her position for the right reasons. One might argue she’s in a slightly different boat than Miss Prejean because those playboy pics were taken after her winning the title and passing on the crown to a new winner but that’s semantics.
The cake–with the cute little murdered ex-husband, presumably rendered in fondant–probably seems rilly, rilly adorable. Until you consider what the uproar would have been like had TRAVIS posed for photos with a cake that depicted a man, happy to be out of a bad marriage, standing over the slashed body of his little teensy fondant ex-wife. Like OJ. We all remember how precious and sweet THAT was, I bet.