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A Brief Ahhnold Timeline on Violence

schwarzeneggerOctober 2005: California Governator Ahhnold signs a bill making it illegal to sell “violent” videogames to minors. The targeted games included those “in which the range of options available to a player includes killing, maiming, dismembering, or sexually assaulting an image of a human being.”

December 2005: Before the law can take effect, a federal judge issues a temporary restraining order against it. Judge Ronald Whyte writes that “games are protected by the First Amendment and … plaintiffs are likely to prevail in their argument that the Act violates the First Amendment.”

August 2007: The same U.S. District Court judge officially strikes the law down, ruling that “the evidence does not establish that video games, because of their interactive nature or otherwise, are any more harmful than violent television, movies, Internet sites or other speech-related exposures.”

February 2009: Responding to an appeal filed by Gov. Schwarzenegger, a federal appeals court agrees with Judge Whyte and refuses to reinstate the law. The unanimous ruling finds that “the government may not restrict speech in order to control a minor’s thoughts.”

May 2009: Along with California’s Attorney General (the once-and-future Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown), Ahhnold petitions the U.S. Supreme Court to toss out the appeals court ruling and restore the 2005 law.

Arnold Schwarzenegger seems really, really intent on protecting society from the violent ravages of “Grand Theft Auto IV.” We should all applaud his persistence, if not his level of Constitutional literacy, right?

Right?

Am I forgetting anything? Ah, yes… Here’s the rest of the timeline

arnold1982: Conan the Barbarian

1984: Conan the Destroyer

1984: The Terminator

1985: Commando

1987: Predator

1987: The Running Man

1990: Total Recall

1991: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

1994: True Lies

1996: Eraser

1999: End of Days

2002: Collateral Damage

2003: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

2010 (in production): The Expendables

Hell, even “Kindergarten Cop” included a scene of little snowflakes attacking Ahnold.

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20 Responses to “A Brief Ahhnold Timeline on Violence”


  1. 1 Fortunate Son May 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Say what you like about Schwarzenegger, but he’s been predicting and actively trying to avoid California’s bankruptcy for at least four years.

    http://gov.ca.gov/press-release/1839/

  2. 2 Um May 23rd, 2009 at 12:48 am

    So seriously, what does a law concerning violent videogames have to do with the movies that Schwarzenegger made? No sarcasm meant, those movies may be violent, but they aren’t nearly as violent as some video games.

  3. 3 Rocko May 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Well if anyone knows about violence it’s the Running Man, I mean dude from Total Recall, oh wait, the man who fought the Predator. Oh, hold on, Terminator was non-violent right? What about the sequel?

    Let’s not count that new one. We all know Christian Bale is a violent misanthrope.

  4. 4 The Irish May 23rd, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Apparently Arnold doesn’t get any royalties from video games that bare his likeness. If someone tried to pass a similiar for Rated-R movies, I think he might be humming a different tune.

  5. 5 California Dave May 23rd, 2009 at 5:46 am

    Yes, but this is “for the children”. Everything gets a pass if it’s “for the children”…which usually also refers to the bill.

  6. 6 LN May 23rd, 2009 at 8:38 am

    Michigan has a law very similar to the attempted law in California. It is stupid. But most of all it is annoying. If I have decided that my offspring can play a “M” game, who is the government to tell me that I am wrong.

  7. 7 Master_E May 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Um, he’s also done voice-work for several videogames based upon those movies.

    And it doesn’t matter which is more violent… these laws wouldn’t discriminated between videogames that are more or less violent than an Ahnuld movie. Because children just can’t handle ANYTHING… according to politicians.

    In any case, the real hypocrisy is that he made he first made a career and name for himself out of bloody, violent movies with the same themes he’s condemning videogames for now.

  8. 8 Toubrouk May 23rd, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Typical pandering to the masses by a politician. Why I am not surprised?

  9. 9 California Dave May 23rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    And look at that huge blue-stoned ring! How gauche!

  10. 10 katie May 23rd, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    california dave – i was gonna say did anyone notice his ring? lol!

  11. 11 Josie May 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Ugh. I am so over this whole mentality that the government is somehow responsible for keeping things out of ickle kiddies hands if it’s not safe for them.

    If the parents decide it is a problem, then they should be actually parenting and stopping it. No video game yet can directly be given full responsiblity for any sociopathic action by a youth. Sure, it may be a trigger in some cases, but so can happy bunnies with sunshine daisies in their little paws skipping down the garden trail. You can’t predict what will cause someone to snap, no matter how much hot air Jack Thompson spews about Grand Theft or anything.

    I don’t like GTA simply because I’ve always found the concept boring. But I will be damned if some lazy parent (or political types, no matter how much I like them) is going to somehow try to justify this crap by saying it’s to protect the children. You have a beef with it, YOU parent. The government shouldn’t have to play babysitter.

  12. 12 Aleric May 24th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    The problems California need to focus on are a bloated budget, corrupt politicians and out of control spending for the last 10 years. Their only solutions has been to raise taxes and spend more. Now that it has come to the breaking point they want to try and keep violent games out of kids hands???? This only goes to prove that politicians need to be brought back to reality and term limits need to be set for ALL offices.

  13. 13 Beige May 25th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Isn’t this a little like Ron Jeremy campaigning against porn? Or Pammy Anderson opening a steakhouse?

    Oh. Never mind.

  14. 14 angry army wife May 26th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Beige – or Al Gore campaignig to save the Earth or John Edwards being paid to talk about poverty…..

  15. 15 Runolfr May 26th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Let’s not forget that many of Arnold’s movies have associated video games that include the destruction of human images.

  16. 16 db May 26th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Comes down to Viewing vs Doing it but violent tendencies must be figured out; if anything movies add the emotional component to help slake their lust.

  17. 17 MC Mom May 26th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Hey Oversneer, is that really Ahnuld in the photo? It looks like a mediocre SNL impersonation.

    Of course, it may be that my monitor (or my eyesight) is finally failing me.

  18. 18 Minnow May 27th, 2009 at 11:40 am

    It’s a look-alike, MC.

    Always look at the auricular folds of the ears. They’re unique to each person.

    Unfortunately, the ears are not clearly shown in the top photo.

    Too bad, because Ahnold has a very prominent anti-helix fold. Your helix is the outer rim of your ear, then you have a scaphal valley and then a raised anti-helix (working inwards). It’s not rare, but it is notable for an anti-helix ridge to stand proud of the helix ridge. In the second shot, you can clearly see Ahnold’s right side anti-helix (screen left).

    In the two photos, I see 3 differences Ahnold is unlikely to ever surgically alter:

    The model’s eyes are closer set.

    Ahnold has free earlobes, the model’s are attached.

    Ahnold has more prominent philtrum folds (the depression above the upper lip, running down from the nasal septum to the cupid’s bow).

    Plus, the model has a few furrows between his brows which I think Conan the Vain would have botoxed out long ago.

  19. 19 MC Mom May 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Minnow, that creaking sound you hear is my back as I bow down to you. I might have noticed the closer set eyes…eventually.

    And Ahnuld might never consider surgically altering the things you mentioned, but I’m betting dollars to doughnuts that *someone’s* had their ears done.

  20. 20 Minnow May 27th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Pinning could explain why his anti-helix is overly raised, MC.

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