The more I learn about Kirstie Alley, the more I realize how freaking unhinged she is. According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy), she feels she’s been denied the opportunity to have her own Oprah-branded talk show because of her much-publicized weight gain:
Now Kirstie, whose own Oprah-sponsored talk show stalled, believes that Harpo productions is passing on her project because she’s packed on a huge amount of weight this year — some 83 pounds, according to a source close to Kirstie.
“Kirstie feels like she’s been kicked in the head!” the source confided.
“Last year she signed a deal with Oprah to do her own show. But nothing ever came to fruition and many speculated it was due to her weight gain.”
Clearly that’s not it. Talk show hosts who talk incessantly about their weight are par for the course. Ricki Lake, Tyra Banks, and Oprah herself — it’s all part and parcel of daytime talk shows.
So while she continues blaming her weight woes for why she doesn’t have her shiz together, I’d like to call attention to a source of much of my entertainment: Kirstie Alley’s Twitter account.
When she’s not making wild Scientologist claims that treating postpartum depression with prescription drugs is like “BABIES HAVING PROZAC squirted in there [sic] eyes at birth to prevent depression later on,” she’s going on obscene rants attacking her followers. Some of her posts so far today:
DAMN..WE are feisty today and phylisophical and LOUD and well…WE ALL GOTTEN F—IN GOIN ON!!!
5 minutes ago from webYelling does not mean ANGER. It means ALIVE.. and ..well..the sounds I make when Jamie..SHAGS MY BRAINS OUT!! WHOOOOOHOOOOOOO
about 1 hour ago from webCOME ON PEEPS no need to whisper..that’s for school and church..and at a funeral!!LET ME HEAR YOU MOTHER F———-!! HOLLA BACK LOUD!!
about 1 hour ago from web
I’ve known sailors with cleaner mouths and better spelling. She seems to take every possible opportunity to get into Twitter wars with anyone who wants to scrap with her, whether it’s Perez Hilton or some random critic. Just what you want in a talk show host: Someone who acts like a guest on Jerry Springer every day of her life.
Like Jessica Biel, Kirstie Alley is just another celebrity blaming her looks for her lack of success. Take your eyes off the mirror, girls, and turn them toward your navels. You just might find a clue there.
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Well that picture just did it. I’m gay. Fellas, call me.
Fight it Stan! That’s just her using her L. Ron Hubbard witchcraft!
Sheesh, she’s totally starved for attention (Lookeemee! I’m over here!). And her lack of attention is all her own “feisty” (read: annoying) fault. And, that picture. :-O
That’s funny. I just got straighter than ever before. My husband better come home early today.
And while I’m up: I think I know why Pluto is no longer considered a planet. Kirstie Alley ATE IT. And followed it with a niacin chaser. Now she’s got her own gravitational field.
I do not like her. I just read an article on her in People magazine and she is trying to use the sympathy factor. I use to like her when she was on “Cheers” but now she is just weird, strange and talks worse then the Army guys I know. Jamie Fox? Really? She wants to get with him?
I would think that it would hyprocrital of Oprah to not have her do her show if it was because she gained weight. Of course, this is Oprah we are talking about here, so it could be possible.
Seriously Beige. That picture cured me of any thoughts– past, present or future– of switching teams.
I need some eye bleach, stat!
flirt. I got your eyes covered if you will bleach mine. Any thoughts I may or may not have had in regards to women, went out the window with just one look. Deceiver gang, you never cease to amaze at the pictures you are able to find.
There’s only one Jamie in the world? Huh.
I bet that guns usually filled with mayonnaise .
Oh.My.Gawd. That’s all I got.
Looks like she ate the whole Bridge To Total Freedom.
So is she
“The Blob That Ate Pluto”
OhDearGod.
It’s the chin that wouldn’t die!
Remember when she was brunette and so pretty in It Takes Two with the Olsen twins? Whoa. . .
that picture scares the crap out of me! she’s 58 years old.. she needs to grow up.
Maybe …nope got nothing.
Whooooa, that chin seems to be running things in her life, now. Especially, “tweeting.”
Yuck.
I always liked Kirstie Alley. She was (and actually still is) very pretty, and she always seemed very witty and sweet in interviews. Her weight problems have turned her into a nutjob, though. If she actually concentrated on her acting career and stopped talking about her weight, she might even be likable again.
I’ve never understood this highschool mentality of documenting your minute-by-minute activities online (e.g., walking the dog, eating a tuna sandwich, taking a dump, etc., etc.) via Twitter and/or Facebook. Who gives a shit about your domestic life, just die already. I have an ex girlfriend that does this, so this is proof that it’s stupid.
Maybe Tom Cruise will turn her lesbo like Mimi Rogers and Kelly McGillis.
Chronic, I think it’s not so much the weight problem as her affiliation with a certain church that has turned her into a nutjob. I know plenty of women who struggle with their weight and none of them sound this batsh*t crazy.
I’d like to sink the Johnson in her. She’s an awesome chubber.