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Hayden Panettiere May Come to Regret This One

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Hypocrisy? Maybe not until she gets it removed, but this tattoo typo is ironic as all get out:

The tattoo on Hayden Panettiere’s left side is apparently spelled incorrectly.

Her tattoo reads “Vivere senza rimipianti” (”Live without regrets” in Italian) but there’s one too many i’s!

The 19-year-old Heroes starlet’s tattoo says “rimipianti”, but it’s spelled “rimpianti”.

Perhaps I just have a soft spot for gossip about this smug midget, but seriously, she can’t pay someone to proofread her ink?

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37 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere May Come to Regret This One”


  1. 1 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg May 26th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Vivere senza rimpianti?

    Sure, why not screw some diseased hobos while you’re at it? And is that a bottle of mouthwash?!? Let’s get hammered!

  2. 2 MC Mom May 26th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Call me crazy, but this is just stupidity, not hypocrisy, no?

    Hope she lives by her new body motto, because I hear tattoo removal is pretty darn painful.

  3. 3 Holly Won't May 26th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Yeah, I acknowledge that it’s borderline. But undeniably hilarious.

  4. 4 LN May 26th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Did she ever claim she was a good at spelling? Why is she even popular? She is about as good an “actor” as Denise Richards. How in the heck do these people get cast for anything?

  5. 5 angry army wife May 26th, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Awww guys come on. She saves the whales and dolphins from the fishermen. You cannot expect her to spell or understand what that tattoo will look like when she gets old and frumpy.

  6. 6 Meg 2.0 May 26th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    This is why my tattoos are not words from languages I don’t speak.

    To paraphrase Seth Macfarlane from the 2006 Harvard commencement speech, “Don’t get a tattoo of a foreign phrase that you don’t understand. Tattoo removal services are making a killing of people’s stupidity because Little Miss Individuality walks into a tattoo parlor getting an Asian character that she thinks means “spiritual woman” but instead reads “sugar substitute.”

  7. 7 Aleric May 26th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Can they tattoo white out??

  8. 8 TheIrish May 26th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    I would like to point out that this, besides showing how moronic she is, is blatantly hypocritical. Where does tattoo ink come from? One source can be from members of the cephalopods (octopuses, squids, ect.) So while Hayden has dedicated her life to making a ruckus about saving the cute animals that are harvested from the sea, she really has no qualms with supporting an industry that milks other animals of their inks and pigaments as she gets to have some “edgy” yet “sophisticated” body art.

  9. 9 Andrew May 26th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Dude. This is what gives your life meaning? proofreading celebrity tattoos? Go shoot yourself.

  10. 10 LN May 26th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Don’t be mean Andrew.

  11. 11 Disco Stu May 26th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Hayden still won’t have sex with you, Andrew.

  12. 12 Koka May 26th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Eh, she’s young and dumb……and in a couple decades the nursing homes will be full of old coots that have tats that will be all saggy and they’ll look like they’ve had some old fart orgy in a big pot of fingerpaint.

  13. 13 Rocko May 26th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    So what does rimipianti mean?

    And Andrew, this gives your life meaning? Commenting on blogs that proofread celebrity tattoos? I’d say go shoot yourself but you probably wouldn’t know how so go jump off a bridge.

  14. 14 Andrew May 26th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    Attention all passengers, The “B” Ark is now loading.

  15. 15 Meg 2.0 May 26th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    I think Mensa has lost their resident village idiot.

  16. 16 Menace May 26th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    I’d say that getting a tat in itself would be a potential regret, but that’s just me. Oh, and statistics :D

    Least it wasn’t her boyfriend’s name or a tramp stamp.

  17. 17 Beige May 26th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    I think what makes this so hilarious is that Panettiere IS of Italian descent (“Panettiere” is Italian for “baker”, IIRC) so you’d think she–or SOMEONE–would consider it a priority to make sure a bit of permanent portable graffiti was spelled correctly. I loathe the air Seth McFarlane breathes, but he’s right on this one. Stupid whorelet.

  18. 18 Patrick of Atlantis May 26th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    The funniest tattoo I’ve seen was on a parolee from state prison.It was of two pigs copulating.

    But I expect that in twenty or thirty years there will be lots of hilarious tattoos on a lot

    of leatherand wrinkly skinned old women.

  19. 19 Pastafarian May 26th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    I can only think of one time when this could actually be read and I probably wouldn’t be paying attention.

  20. 20 Mr. Anderson May 26th, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    I can only think of one time when this could actually be read and I probably wouldn’t be paying attention.

    As you were roasting her on a spit?

  21. 21 k May 26th, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Is it bad that I find this hilarious?

  22. 22 Meg 2.0 May 26th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    k – No, it’s not bad. I got quite a chuckle from this gem of a story.

  23. 23 Mich May 26th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    you guys are probably jumping the gun with this.
    it’s only hypocritical when one day, boom! it’s gone.

  24. 24 Shikatehead May 26th, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    Yes…if you get a tattoo in some foreign language, you are sophisticated and will be regarded as a deep person. What a pointless, miserable-looking, magic-marker-esque tattoo.

  25. 25 Disco Stu May 27th, 2009 at 2:32 am

    Well, Andrew, I suppose I should leave you you with this:

    A tattoo is just a mullet you can never cut.

  26. 26 katie May 27th, 2009 at 8:36 am

    “smug midget” hahahaha! nothing has made me laugh like that at 5:36 AM before lol

  27. 27 katie May 27th, 2009 at 8:37 am

    *nothing has made me laugh like that at such an early time like 5:36 am before. obviously i need to go back to bed!

  28. 28 jenn May 27th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Dumb dah dumb dumb

  29. 29 Elle May 27th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    I still laughed, it’s the equivilent of getting a tattoo that said ‘live without ragrets’. Italian isn’t an unknown or lost language – no excuse.

    and thanks on not posting the pap whoring pictures from Cannes, I don’t want to see her pre pubuscent body again :/

  30. 30 MC Mom May 27th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    I so totally heart you, Disco Stu. Thanks for being the wind beneath my wings today.

  31. 31 California Dave May 27th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Funny, but obscure. If the only words you know in Italian are food items, you probably won’t get it.

    How about this one? http://failblog.org/2008/06/26/tatoo-fail/

  32. 32 RockitQueen May 27th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    She IS a deciever…she is, she is! Observe:

    http://deceiver.com/page/3/?s=hayden

    Read more, smug midget!

  33. 33 katie May 28th, 2009 at 6:48 am

    california dave – LOL! some poor fool thinks they’re hardcore then they end up with that. what about this one?? http://wtfurls.com/daily/images/57.jpg

    hilarious.

  34. 34 Beige May 28th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Disco Stu, are you the same guy who posts at Cracked? Because sometimes I love Cracked. And also, I am nine. ;)

  35. 35 Maxwell Oct 25th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    I don’t see an “i” after the p…it looks like an a. This is latin by the way and it’s spelled correctly. and tattoo ink does not come from whales. it’s crude based like everything else in this world. Good old fossil fuel.

  36. 36 Bailey Nov 15th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    Maybe she got it spelled wrong on purpose. It is supposed to say live with no regrets. right? well maybe she is saying everyine makes mistakes. Just a suggestion.

  1. 1 Hayden Panettiere Regrets Her ‘Live Without Reigrets’ Tattoo | Deceiver.com Pingback on Jul 6th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

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