Comments on: Chris Brown Not a Monster, Says Chris Brown

By: Chris Brown Pissed Retailers Aren’t Stocking His Album at Deceiver.com

Chris Brown Pissed Retailers Aren’t Stocking His Album at Deceiver.com — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:56:18 +0000

[...] because complaining on YouTube didn’t go over so well last time, he resorted to Twittering his [...]

By: Chris Brown Avoids Becoming Chris Orange-Jumpsuit | Deceiver.com

Chris Brown Avoids Becoming Chris Orange-Jumpsuit | Deceiver.com — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:48:08 +0000

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Chris Brown, Meet Brown Trousers | Deceiver.com — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:51:36 +0000

[...] last we heard from pugilistic troubadour Chris Brown, he had just taken to Youtube to announce his new album. At least I think that’s what he was announcing: Yeah, I’m tellin’ you. We not, we not. [...]

By: Beige

Beige — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:10:56 +0000

We needs to stock up on ammo, is what we needs.

By: Pearce

Pearce — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:32:08 +0000

That’s it, I’m going after them with my walker. Geez, can you believe we still don’t think, to quote some of the more eloquent reactions I’ve heard, “dat bitch dun had it comin?”

We need to get with the times. Or get more cats.

By: Beige

Beige — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:25:35 +0000

LOOK at you kids, with your tight pants and your disco, over there smoking the pot. Get a haircut!

By: Pearce

Pearce — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:05:42 +0000

Beige, help me get these kids off my lawn.

By: Beige

Beige — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:52:53 +0000

See, I can stand being a hater. What I can’t stand is dealing with beaters. An’ yo, U cn step 2 it if U pleez. Or get jiggy wit it, or some other hip thing you kids say these days.

By: Jannah

Jannah — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:26:39 +0000

Heheh, the minute I heard this on the news, I knew it was destined for a Deceiver post! X-D

Sure Chris, a hater calling other people haters, heehee.

By: Nati

Nati — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:20:01 +0000

’sup, Beige, wut it do? Wut’s gud? Wut u b talkin bout diggin ur eyeballz out, gurl? Plz done be talkin bout no diggin no one’s eyeballz wit no grapefruit spoon – u b givin me the mental image I ain’t gone forget, u no? Yeah, I’m tellin u. I ain’t, I ain’t…U no wut I’m sayin, u no, u no?

@McMom

But the sheer stupidity of Kanye’s lyrics…”How could you be so Dr. Evil?” Really, Kanye? That’s the best you could come up with? What amazes me about Kanye is how such talentless vapid douche managed to develop such an enormous ego…What reason does he have to think as highly of himself as he does? I loved the way South Park pwnt him – that ownage was long overdue.