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Heidi & Spencer Pull Major Diva Act in Costa Rica

heidi_montag_makeupfreeThe Hills celebutards Heidi and Spencer Pratt faced inhumane treatment in Costa Rica on the very first day of filming NBC reality show I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!, which premieres today.

Apparently Heidi was denied extensions and eyeliner.

“They wanted to be treated like stars,” a high-level source on the series tells E! News’ Ryan Seacrest. “[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.”

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.

“I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed,” groused Montag, per the network insider.

K-Fed trumps The World’s First Supermodel? In what universe?

This display of entitled delusion really makes me believe the Pratts have no concept of how to keep it real. Man of the people my behind. Btw, have you all seen Spencer’s music video for his ear-splitting rap song named after I’m A Celebrity…? Do yourself a favor and don’t click here.

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32 Responses to “Heidi & Spencer Pull Major Diva Act in Costa Rica”


  1. 1 LN Jun 1st, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Will someone tell me what these 2 have done besides being in the press all the time – for some explicable reason?

  2. 2 Koka Jun 1st, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    What a pair of total morons.

  3. 3 archgeek Jun 1st, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Given that Janice came in 2nd in the British ‘I’m a Celeb…’ last year, they face stiff competition. She was the best part of that show, no contest. And she did it without make-up. While looking hot as hell. Yeah, Heidi had better just leave now…

  4. 4 Beige Jun 1st, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    I am so gratified to see, yet again, confirmation that without truckloads of artifice, craptacular losers like her look just like the rest of us, only worse. HA! What a complete ‘tard. You really can’t even parody her, because there’s no caricaturing someone who lives her life as a cartoon.

  5. 5 Anagram Jun 1st, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    hot damn she looks horrible without makeup! i’m going to have nightmares.

  6. 6 MG Casey Jun 1st, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Does anyone actually like them?? I caught this show tonite and this was the first I’ve seen of the two. I don’t think they could be any more unappealing and unlikeable.

    My favorite exchange:

    Lou: You guys are leaving again?? You represent two different charities, correct?
    Heidi/Spence: Yeah…
    Lou: So two different charities are going to miss out because you’re leaving?
    Heidi/Spence: No, see that’s why we picked the biggest charities!
    Lou: Ah, because they don’t need the money. Gotcha.

  7. 7 flirt Jun 1st, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    I can’t stop laughing at that picture. I cried my eyeliner off.
    Fortunately for me, I have access to more!

  8. 8 Commander PopTart Jun 1st, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    I’m praying twit and twat get a major case of diarrhea and have to leave the show.

  9. 9 Meg 2.0 Jun 1st, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    Twit (or Twat, can’t tell them apart) are looking a little like Angelique/Frenchy from “Rock of Love 2″ in that picture.

    Oh god, I hate myself for saying that.

  10. 10 The Irish Jun 2nd, 2009 at 12:56 am

    Why did I click on the “don’t click here” link?! Ahhhh! I’m pretty sure my eyes are trying to collapse in on themselves in a desperate act of self-preservation!

  11. 11 Koka Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 am

    ROFL….K-Fed is a REAL celebrity?? I missed that the first time I read it earlier…..

    Too bad they didn’t fall into piranha infested water and spare us the agony of them living in the same universe as the rest of us.

  12. 12 California Dave Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Just when you think celebrities can’t get any frickin’ dumber…they open their mouths and prove you wrong – again.

  13. 13 Fortunate_Son Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:27 am

    Emmy-award winning Cryptkeeper Candice Bergen on Rielle Hunter:

    “We all know the type, they make your hair go all weird and your teeth chatter. They are
    utterly amoral, without a shred of conscience and tough as tacks…(Elizabeth) is a remarkable woman, and I am very sorry she has had so much to endure…a husband who is dumb enough to be sucked in by an ambitious (expletive)”

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/candice_bergen_says_rielle_hunter_utterly_amoral_carnal_knowledge/celebrity/66762

  14. 14 katie Jun 2nd, 2009 at 6:34 am

    my god! i seriously went “holy shit!” when i saw this picture. amazing what a ton of makeup and fake hair can do.. she looks terrible. gross! and LN.. i can honestly tell you these people are 2 no talent hacks. they do nothingggg except whore themselves out.. they’re sickening. whenever they come around for another one of their staged “photo shoots” the paparazzi should just put the cameras down. stop paying attention to them.. they need to go away. their 15 mins was up SO long ago!

  15. 15 katie Jun 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 am

    oh and for the whole diva act thing.. give me a break. who does these idiots think they are, CELEBRITIES? pleeeease.

  16. 16 angry army wife Jun 2nd, 2009 at 8:08 am

    I actually watched this show cause I was bored. I finally saw these two in action and laughed my butt off. Espeically when Spencer went off on the phone to the exec about how much they are celebrities and are rich so they do not need to be here. Especially with has beens and nobody’s. The more I watched, the more I wished they would get lost in the jungle and never come back. Heidi is a big blubber mouth who cries about people being mean to her and Spencer is just an ass.

    And what is this about Blago’s wife being on there? Seriously? I turned the station when she started talking about how innocent her husband is. I lost respect for Janice for defending her.

  17. 17 Les Paul Jun 2nd, 2009 at 8:24 am

    This pair has fooled you all — they’re great at acting…”acting” like they don’t want to be there. They sure make it look real. Just look at her! Have you ever seen anyone pretend to be so pitiful? Man, she’s good!

  18. 18 Pastafarian Jun 2nd, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Whatever. Can they just leave them there? All of them? I hope they all get infected by Botflies. Why anyone would live in a place that’s mostly jungle is beyond me. Except me because animals do what I say. I’m like that “Beast Master” guy. Just less gay looking.

  19. 19 Pearce Jun 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 am

    OW OW OW OW! MY BRAIN! I CLICKED THE LINK!

    What did I do that?!

    …I can’t figure out if he thinks he’s going to be taken seriously…or….if he’s deliberately being a douche with cheesy, painful video effects.

  20. 20 Emma Jun 2nd, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Though the title is a misnomer, but even Sanjaya is tougher than Twit & Twat. Those 2 are already getting their butts kicked.

  21. 21 Beige Jun 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    When you have enough money to hire stylists, choreographers, producers, agents, bumwipers, and makeup artists, and you STILL come out looking as intellectually bereft as they both do in that soul-destroying video, it’s time to jump into a bonfire for the sake of humanity. I hereby volunteer to chop wood.

  22. 22 angry army wife Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Beige, I will strike the match for you

  23. 23 Minnow Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    You know, PeTA should set up a fund for abused music video pythons.

    That’s a cause I could totally get behind.

  24. 24 Pastafarian Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    I read somewhere they already quit.

  25. 25 angry army wife Jun 2nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Spencer: “I am not a Reality Star”

    Just for you….

    http://www.tmz.com/

  26. 26 MC Mom Jun 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I’ve taken a lesson from your comments and will not click that video link, in an effort to save on eye bleach and memory wipes.

    Is it wrong that I feel a bit gleeful over how pitiful Heidi looks in this picture? Maybe I should go pray to be a better person.

  27. 27 Nati Jun 2nd, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Aw, come on, his video is not that bad…it’s very original, I’ve never seen anyone “rap” dressed as a colonist before…and the lyrics are pure genius, I think all musicians should aspire to Pratt’s level of song-writing…and the beats…oh, those cheesy beats will haunt my dreams forever.

    P.S. msn says they quit the show

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/speidi-quits-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-after-the-first-episode-1515815.story/?gt1=28135

  28. 28 katie Jun 3rd, 2009 at 3:37 am

    ah, the 2 no talent hacks couldn’t hack it. hilarious!

  29. 29 angry army wife Jun 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 am

    I feel bad for their charities. Red Cross is defininitely upset and wants nothing to do with the show now. 2 selfish, self centered people just ruined their charities chances of getting some money. I guess since Spencer said they picked “big charities” so it does not matter if they quit, really have not been reading or watching the news lately.

  30. 30 Nati Jun 4th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    The only thing that’s missing from that video is the ever so fashionable auto-tune…what an indispensable addition to the music industry…how did we live without it all these years? No wonder I’ve been feeling that something was missing in my life…

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