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Jun
09

Kate Gosselin vs. Octomom: Catfight!

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This video of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman lashing out at Kate Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus Eight turned my world upside down this morning. I don’t know which way is up, what year it is, or what I had for breakfast — the supernova of hypocrisy and judgment between these two attention-seeking megamommies has so blinded me.

Just to recap: A few months ago, Dr. Phil asked Kate Gosselin what she thought of the Octomom situation. Kate replied at least she had a loving, committed partner to help her with the care of their sextuplets (an opinion that has evidently shifted in the meantime).

Nadya Suleman then watched this clip on YouTube while RadarOnline.com filmed her reactions, which ranged from eye rolling to calling Kate uneducated. I transcribed her best rant:

“I’m not going to wallow in ‘Oh I made a mistake and I’m going to live with this for the rest of my life.’ It’s done. I’ve moved past my mistake. She has her own obvious issues, internal issues. She needs to stop harshly making judgments towards me. She doesn’t even know me, so. That’s human nature. It tends to happen to people who are less educated.”

Coming from a woman who spent her student loans on fertility treatments. Right. Regarding Kate’s comments about Octomom not being married:

“Oh she’s the expert, huh? [singsong voice] Histrionic! What was the question? Histrionic! Histrionic! Okay, mom. That’s all I have to say.”

I’d never heard of postpartum insanity, but I am officially terrified. And yet strangely curious of what would happen if you locked them both in a room.

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17 Responses to “Kate Gosselin vs. Octomom: Catfight!”


  1. 1 TheIrish Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    If you locked them in a room, they would somehow find a way to have a baby together.

    I believe that baby is mentioned in Revelations chapter 6.

  2. 2 angry army wife Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    Pot meet kettle. Kettle meet pot. Now, this made my day. However, it is true, at least Kate was in a married, committed relationship prior to getting knocked up. Ocotmom keeps changing the daddy’s name on her kids birth certificates.

    And uneducated? Really? Let’s see how your education helped you out there Octomom!

  3. 3 Swede0319 Jun 2nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    And in the blond corner, weighing in at 125 lbs, crazy haired bitch. Fighting out of the blowfish lips corner, clown car uteris bitch.
    What a GREAT pay per view event! My money is on the crazy haired bitch at 20-1 odds.

  4. 4 CO of Fort Housewife Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    You don’t know what would happen if someone locked these 2 in a room? Get on the capitalism bus, girl! Someone would be making beucoup money selling tickets. I’d buy one.

    Also, was Suleman high in that video, or what was the deal?

  5. 5 Anonymous Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Huh. I’d probably put my money on Kate. She’s like biting on tinfoil.

  6. 6 flirt Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    I’d put my money on Kate. She’s like biting on tinfoil.

  7. 7 Anna Jun 2nd, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    KATE > OCTOCRAZY any day. At least Kate didn’t have her six kids just to make money. Octocrazy needs to take a slice of the shut the fuck up pie.

  8. 8 Beige Jun 2nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    And yet ANOTHER event in the “I Hate Them Both” Olympics. Isn’t Gosselin a nurse, or wasn’t she, before she decided to breed like a poodle? Octomom needs to put a sock in it, but if she knew how to barricade anything at all, she wouldn’t be Octomom. Gosselin’s a shrieking vicious harpy; Suleman is an irresponsible, grasping idiot. Neither seems concerned with their children’s wellbeing. Put ‘em in a phonebooth, weld it shut, and let ‘em eat each other.

  9. 9 MC Mom Jun 2nd, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    How can we get these two to go away? I take being a mother more seriously than anything else I do (look at my freakin’ login name, fer pete’s sake), and they’re making the rest of us look bad.

  10. 10 Nati Jun 2nd, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    and once again, lmao@Kate’s hair, nice to know that she doesn’t just sound like a peacock, she looks like one, too.

    And my money would be on Octomom, just look how she wedged that key between her fingers…she’ll fight dirty.

  11. 11 Koka Jun 2nd, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    WOOHOO!!!!

    Trailer trash bitch fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 12 KFC Lover Jun 2nd, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Maybe Kate would give Octomom hair tips while Octomom would give her the name of the cosmetic surgeon she has never seen

  13. 13 Sue Jun 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    “Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may be inappropriately sexually provocative, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and be easily influenced by others.”

  14. 14 mattiesmom Jun 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Sue you took the words out of my mouth. Not saying that Kate isn’t flipping crazy, but I didn’t see Kate rolling her eyes and getting easily upset (another Histrionic personality trait). I didn’t see Kate getting plastic surgery to make herself look famous. Kate also didn’t breed 14 children so that she can have love in her life and be worshipped by her own little army of illegits. Seeing as Octomom wants to become a therapist you would think that she would at least get her diagnosis right, as she is criticizing Kate’s education. Maybe if she had not spent her student loans on breeding eight additional tax burdens, and actually went to college she may have been a little closer on her diagnosis.

  15. 15 Fortunate Son Jun 3rd, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Octomom has been spending a lot of money on Botox and Restylane lately.

    Possibly a body dysmorphic disorder sufferer?

  16. 16 angry army wife Jun 3rd, 2009 at 10:52 am

    The pics of her taken yesterday show extra large lips. Good thing she knows how to spend taxpayers money. Diapers? Maybe. Botox, definitely.

  17. 17 Beige Jun 5th, 2009 at 11:05 am

    You know, EVERY TIME I think there’s just no good reason for burqas, I get ambushed with photos of these two. And then I have to reconsider the burqa thing.

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