As Holly told you last week, the famous-for-being-famous famewhores Heidi and Spencer Pratt were dependably spoiled divas on the Costa Rican set of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!, undoubtedly the finest program ever to appear on American television. They even entered the torture debate by claiming that NBC’s treatment of them qualified as such.
Not so, sayeth Us Magazine:
In the wake of Internet reports that Heidi and Spencer Pratt were “tortured” on the set of NBC’s I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, leading to Heidi’s hospitalization Saturday, an on-set source tells Usmagazine.com all allegations are false.
“Any accusations that Spencer and Heidi were harmed are untrue,” the source confirms, adding that while the couple spent approximately 14 hours in the Costa Rican jungle’s “Lost Chamber” awaiting their fate in the series, rations were indeed provided…
“There was no danger, no life-threatening situations — in fact, they were actually protected from the elements, unlike the other contestants,” the source adds. “When they came out, they were happy and in good spirits.”
We are through the looking glass here, people. If we can’t trust Heidi & Spencer, who can we trust? And least we can still count on Jon & Kate and OctoMom. Thank you for being there for us, Reality TV.
(By the way, I know we don’t really have presses. That’s an old saying from back when newspapers made money.)
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There’s a shocker.
It speaks volumes when you make Lou Diamond Phillips look like a wise sage.
As much as I may despise certain individuals, I rarely wish them harm. In the case of these two, however, I wish they’d contract a highly contagious ugly rash. Nothing that would kill them or cause any particular discomfort. Just something that would cause them to have to be quarantined for a long period of time with oozing pustules on their face and body.
I was basing today’s good mood on the belief that they HAD, in fact, been tortured, and that Heidi at least was near death. Now I gotta be pissed off. Won’t someone please think of the children?
Let’s see if I pulled off that “italicize” bit right this time. Hey, if I can do it, maybe Bill O’Reilly can take hope.
The good thing out of all this is that because of this show, everyone can see S&H’s true personalities, raw, mean, and unscripted (mostly). And it’s on tape. And being replayed over, and over, and over. Heehee.
Hey, Lou’s not so bad! At least he hasn’t done anything celebrity-weird that I’ve ever seen.
These two are so terrible – but boy oh boy do I love that picture of her.
It’s just editting to make them look bad. They were saints on The Hills, saints I tell you (I learned this in the 0 minutes I’ve watched of that show). You all are just of their awesome joint nickname, natural blond hair and ability to vote for Obama and McCain!
My oh my, could you imagine if these two reproduced? Even worse, if they reproduced with each other.
“Hey, Lou’s not so bad! At least he hasn’t done anything celebrity-weird that I’ve ever seen.”
Jannah, ever seen “Wolf Lake”? Well, come to think of it, neither has anyone else, so I guess you’re technically on the money there.
Heheh, yes I have seen “Wolf Lake”. Point taken. X-D
He’s good for some great laughs on the commentary of “Young Guns” though, I tell ya.
I must admit that Heidi’s experience does sound more like torture than 3 hots, a cot, and daily art lessons in Guantanamo…
If you heard her singing last night, I bet the other castmates were wondering if they were in Gitmo. Even Janice told her that she sounded like a cat drowning. Which was true, but people defended Heidi. It was horrible!
i’ve never watched a minute of this show and i don’t plan on it. it’s bad enough i’ve watched the crapfest the hills. her and spencer just can’t go past that.. please. those 2 make me sick and i cannot wait until they go away. whenever that will be, they’ve extended their 15 minutes wayyyy too many times now. reality TV has ruined everything!
I’m telling y’all, somewhere out there is an organ recipient with Speidi’s name on him. Only reason to keep them alive, really.