It’s hard to even type this because I haven’t gotten a wink of sleep since last week, when Nadya Suleman blasted Kate Gosselin for popping out a bunch of kids, having plastic surgery, and being a total attention whore. Which is like Perez Hilton putting down, well, anybody for doing anything. But still, I hate to see my two least-favorite girls fight.
Apparently the World’s Greatest Mom has realized she doesn’t have a uterus to stand on, because she’s really sorry about all that:
Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman says she regrets ripping up bikini photos of reality tv mom Kate Gosselin. In a recent story only on RadarOnline.com, Suleman openly criticized the star of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 for posing in a bright orange bikini while vacationing in Bald Head Island off North Carolina, saying she appeared “desperate for attention.” She also accused Kate of relying on plastic surgery to get her body bikini ready.
“I felt really guilty.” Nadya says in an exclusive new interview only on RadarOnline.com. “I, of all people should understand the public scrutiny and being condemned and judged. I feel genuine regret.”
Peace in our time!
You know, if OctoMom can pretend to be sorry for acting like such a miserable psycho, why can’t, say, Iran and North Korea? If our past and future reality TV stars want to do something good for the world, they should volunteer to go to hotspots around the globe and show our enemies what real crazy is all about. Can you imagine Kim Jong-il being forced to live in a house with OctoMom? How many hours could he last before he’d give up those nukes and Al Gore’s employees and anything else we asked for? Or how about Ahmadinejad & Kate Plus Eight? It’s pretty tough to kill all the Jews while you’re slitting your wrists, Mahmoud.
It’s just too bad Heidi & Spencer couldn’t hack it in South America. They totally failed their mission to infiltrate the Hugo Chavez regime and annoy him to death.
Update: Celebitchy, skeptical about OctoMom’s sincerity, asked a “truth expert” to watch her face so you don’t have to.
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These two can be the US weapons of mass destruction. Let’s send them (and some others I can think of but am too lazy type out their names) to our enemies and in a week there will be world peace.
Put these two in a house together – that is a reality show I might watch.
Put these two on an island with Speidi and Janice Dickenson.
LOL!! If any of those reality shows ever got made, I might just start watching TV again. Ahmadinejad & Kate Plus Eight… epic!
If you could harness the full power of my loathing for both these women, you could light up North America 24/7. And it’s enviro-friendly!
Come on now RockitQueen, at least Janice did have an actual career and has always said she is a pain in the you know what. I don’t think any of those other humans..and I use the term human lightly here..ever actually worked for a living.
I’m with bigmama and Simon…why waste their powers by destroying each other on a reality show when you could unleash them on Chavez, Mahmoud and Kim Jong Il with far greater results for mankind?
The double negative they present cancels each other out. Make them both go away!!
I don’t know why I don’t feel the hate for Jon and Kate. Must be all those cute little ones running around. And again, who could blame him if he cheated on her? Probably not even her.
Oh I know…I’d just love to see Janice give them one of her infamous verbal beatdowns.
Given the fact that Janice sides with Patti Blago and Spencer and Heidi makes me think that she is not all there.
I’d google Janice Dickenson, but honestly, do I really need to know?
Nah.
Smart move, Minnow. I’ve only seen her on an episode or two of ANTM and in a few Fug Girls entries and already feel like it’s TMI.
At least Chavez had a military career…We, as it appears, have got ourselves a civilian socialist gov’t…wait, which socialist gov’t is worse? Military or civilian? I think the latter is more prone to suffer a complete break with reality…Anyway, I never understood why it’s not required for the POTUS to have at least some sort of military experience…
Might be nice for the Chief Executive to have some sort executive experience too.
And figureheading a campaign staff doesn’t count.
I had to watch the infamous 2004 Democratic Convention speech today in my public speaking class. It is interesting to watch knowing what is going on now. Here is a hint: Talk and walk do NOT match.
I suppose I should give Octomom credit for saying sorry. I actually am grateful to her for doing so. If she hadn’t, I never would have been blessed with the gem “Ahmadinejad & Kate Plus Eight”.
Frankly, Nati, if I had to choose between a military socialist and a civilian one, I’d really prefer that our side be the one who knew which end of the gun was the shooty/bangy part. If Chris Matthews is the big cannon in their arsenal (hee, “arse”nal) I just can’t muster up too many quivering moments of fear. Giggles, yes, but no fear.
…Did Chronic Malanga send us a Dear John letter, and I just missed it, or did she want to see other blogs, or what? Haven’t seen her in a long time.
*sigh* I miss Chronic too
And also, I’ve been web-surfing…look what I found…awww…
http://commieobama.com/images.html