When last we heard from pugilistic troubadour Chris Brown, he had just taken to Youtube to announce his new album. At least I think that’s what he was announcing:
Yeah, I’m tellin’ you. We not, we not. And I don’t do all this talkin’ on the thing, this just some new stuff I’m doin’, I wanna say what up. ‘Cause I ain’t been out there in a minute. But. New album gonna be comin’ soon. We workin’ on that right now. It’s called Graffiti, got everything on it, know what I’m sayin’? So y’all be ready for that. I’m about to drop a single this summer for y’all, so. We ain’t goin’ nowhere. Everybody that hate us, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love y’all. I ain’t a monster.
But now it turns out Brown is worried about yet another kind of hit. Give us the relevant information, Chicago Sun-Times:
Seems the music superstar has been targeted with death threats the authorities believe are actually legit.
In recent months, Brown has rarely been seen without a minimum of three very visible bodyguards — of the humongous variety — whenever he’s stepped outside his home.
On top of that, there reportedly are always three or four others who are “in cognito,” said a longtime Los Angeles Police Department insider — stressing at least one or two have been women, “but who are easily as tough as any man.”
According to the source, Brown’s threats have been coming from a “group” (though authorities think it could easily be just a single person) calling itself the “Women’s Protection Action League”…
Brown is said to be “totally paranoid” about the threats on his life and has become obsessed with his security.
Nobody here at Deceiver condones stalking, of course. Death threats? Not cool! But do you think maybe Brown could take some of the pressure off himself if he didn’t keep blaming everybody else for what he did? While it may be true that, in his own inimitable words, “Everybody that hate us, they just been haters,” it wasn’t everybody that hate him that put his fists in his girlfriend’s face.
Maybe having female bodyguards will be a valuable experience for him, though. If they’re easily as tough as any man, it seems unlikely that his usual methods of persuasion will work out the way he expects. Why, he might have to start using his words. All 7 of them.
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He’s the coward, otherwise he’d never have lifted is hand to a woman, he’s afraid a bunch of women will corner him one day and bitchslap him back to wherever he came from…and oh yeah…ebonics are alive and well. No wonder its difficult for black males to be taken as educated individuals when they talk like that.
To be fair, I don’t think anyone would include Chris Brown in the subset of “educated black males.”
Geez, has he even openly taken responsibility for hitting a woman yet?
I would pay money to see someone beat him like he beat her.
My daughter was singing along with her iPod yesterday, “no air, no air, can’t live and can’t breathe with no air…”
Kinda takes on a new meaning, what with all.
Not that I haven’t thought about throttling Jordan Sparks myself…
This isn’t a nice thing to say, as a woman, but I seriously doubt that any woman is “easily as tough as any man”, given the simple facts of biology (vastly superior upper-body strength, for one thing). Sure, some women are tougher than some men, but overall, a man is going to win a straight-up fight. (This is one reason I strongly support handgun training and concealed-carry permits. Handguns, in the hands of trained, responsible owners, are one way to level the playing field when a woman’s life is in danger.)
That said, I do believe a pu$$y like Brown is exactly the type who couldn’t take on a woman in a straight fight and win. Kid can’t bring the smart, can’t bring the tough, and can’t bring the English. It’s a matter of time before he steps in it badly enough to land his cowardly ass in jail, and I hope he finds out there just what it feels like to be an abused girlfriend.
Beige, can you adopt me?
Honey, if you don’t mind living in Bleeding Polyp, Georgia, pack up and come on.
LOL..yup, Beige, a .38 is a great equalizer. Men can physically overpower most of us women, we have to be smarter then they are when in a straight-up fight with one.
Yikes, that Chris Brown quote is just painful to read. Does he have the brain cells to understand what tasty karma this is? An abuser of women forced to live in fear of violence: it’s like a punishment out of classical mythology, or at least a Twilight Zone episode.
Maybe he hired some American Gladiator women.
But honestly, yes. For the most part, in an all-out fight, a man will beat a woman. But we women will probably go Wolverine berzerker a whole lot more quickly because we’re aware that we’re generally not as strong (but usually more balanced/flexible).
I would also like to add to the Beige-luv.
Aw, I luv y’all too.
A cop I knew once told me that an armed (and REALLY upset) woman was a lot more dangerous than a guy with a gun, because guys tend to fire one or two rounds, then figure the job is done. In contrast, a ferociously pissed-off woman will fire until nothing’s left of either her ammo or her target. As a woman who is ferociously pissed-off as a lifestyle choice, I have no trouble believing this.