Cameron Diaz has a lot of opinions about child bearing in the new issue of Cosmopolitan, all of which are guaranteed to offend somebody. First, the 37-year-old feels that there are too many kids in the world and childless people are doing the planet a favor:
“I think women are afraid to say that they don’t want children because they’re going to get shunned.
“But I think that’s changing too now. I have more girlfriends who don’t have kids than those that do.
“And honestly? We don’t need any more kids. We have plenty of people on this planet.”
And in the very next breath, says she’s not opposed to Nadya Suleman–style fertility treatments:
“I never say never. I don’t know what’s going to happen. I could end up adopting half a dozen kids, or I could end up being the next ‘Octomom.’”
This is your chance, guys. I’m sure many of you would be happy to help Diaz if she needs a sperm donor.
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Up close she has very bad skin, but I’m still going to agree with J-rod on this one.
Diaz has so many public statements about not having children I think its likely to be overcompensation for some medical inability to reproduce.
I, for one, am grateful that this self-righteous, annoying dingbat can’t/won’t reproduce.
Before Ms. Diaz carves those opinions into the stone which is her brain, she may want to talk to some barren women in their 50s and 60s and see if they regret not having children. I think most of them have that regret and would probably advise her to rethink the matter.
Gads, Baba Yaga–I’m with you. I wish Diaz’s parents had felt this way. Maybe we could have been spared quite a few agonizing movies and idiotic, uninformed opinions, if they had.
Dear Lord
Please protect us by not allowing Cameron Diaz to procreate. Lord, if you can’t fulfill this request, please at least have her consummate her act of procreation in St. Lucia with Amy Winehouse as her nanny since this is already going to be one screwed up kid – you might as well throw Amy in the mix so the remainder of us mortals can have some amusement.
Amen,
Commander Poptart
Holly, that’s funny that you grouped Cameron in the “Activist, Crazy People” category.
She may be psycho, but the only way I’d kick her out of bed is that there is more room to wrassel on the floor. Yes, I lust her!
Cameron Diaz reproducing would just be perpetuating mediocrity.
I don’t believe she can have kids. Assuming she still “works” down there the baby would have a hell of a time geting past the syphilis and giant crabs armed with chlamydia.
Hey whatever keeps celebrity types from breeding is just fine with me.
And yes I’d hit it. WITH A SHOVEL. gnomesayin?
Isn’t she the one who was on such strong acne medication she can’t have kids? I think I remember hearing about an actress who had too many medical toxins in her body to reproduce.
Baba Yaga took the words out of my mouth.
And thanks, Hurricane, now I’m just going to have the mental image of thousands of crabs marching like the N. Korean army armed with chlamydia inflamed uteruses.
ummm…nice outfit? Modesty is so overrated.
She bought that outfit at “Sluts R Us”. Oops, I forgot I cannot use that word since she is a liberal.
Who cares? Really……….so long as there won’t be any Mini-Me Diaz on the ground, I don’t care. But we all know how likely it will be when La Diaz hits, ummmm say somewhere around 50ish, she’ll hear her bio clock just a-bongin’ away in her empty head and she’ll suddenly get the urge to go thru fertility treatments, then we’ll hear about a surrogacy agreement, talk of adoption……yada yada yada……….
Pasta got it right. Hit it with a shovel and bury it.
No shame here – I’d hit it and make a “donation”, as long as I didn’t have to listen to her spout her ridiculousness.
Oh, and I’ve had what Jeff Foxworthy calls the “little snip”, so there would be no danger of her reproducing.
Does she realize how blonde she sounds.
Gossip several years ago pointed to La Diaz as the inspiration for the blonde bimbo played by Anna Faris in Lost in Translation. Based on her comments above, I believe it.
Lost in Translation was an underrated movie, I might add. I give it 8 stars.
I so enjoy listening to actors spout their ridiculous thoughts and theories about the world and life.
Patrick of Atlantis… not every woman who chooses to go child-free regrets it. I knew one in her mid-70’s and she was childless by choice and never regretted her decision. She and her husband had tons of nieces and nephews to spoil, and they were able to live their life the way they wanted to. They were hardly selfish people.
That said “I think women are afraid to say that they don’t want children because they’re going to get shunned.” No, it’s because we get sick and flipping tired of hearing the “Oh, you’ll change your mind when you find the right person” or “Oh, it’s different when it’s your own”. I get sick and tired of people judging me for my choice to refrain from having children, I don’t judge them for HAVING kids.
I would have to agree that the planet is better off with Cameron Diaz not having kids.
I’ve never understood her sexual appeal. She has a strangely-structured face, big mouth, gangly limbs, and the feminine curves of a 12-year-old boy.
I think I’ve seen 12-year-old boys with more feminine curves… Yes, I’ll admit it, I’m not a Diaz fan.
Where’s the official Jrod declaration???
Ms. Diaz I would gladly donate my sperm … right down your throat.
Fortunate Son, Lost in Translation is definitely in my Top 10. As a former consultant, I’ve spent too much time on the road not to appreciate the completely bizarre relationships that spring up when you’re away from home and out of your element.
I never met Ms. Diaz or somone like her on my travels, though…thankfully, it seems.
Would Jrod really hit it? I’m not sure he likes the 12-year-old boy thing.
Ani: He said barren women – as in, infertile. Not ones who just chose not to have children.
“She may be psycho, but the only way I’d kick her out of bed is that there is more room to wrassel on the floor. Yes, I lust her!”
Too skinny.
Good to hear. There are already way to many celeb babies… The worst kind.
Some pictures of her smiling gives me the willies. She has a decidedly wolf-like smile… a little like Jack Nicholson. She scares me, and i’m really glad she won’t have kids. Let’s just leave the kids to pretty people like Brangelina and Jennifer Garner.
Okay, she was HOT in the 90’s, especially in “the Mask”…It seems as if she left her good looks in the 90’s – when I saw her in Charlie’s Angels in 2000, my heart broke. What happened to you, Tina Carlyle?
I’ve noticed that while all the “Overpopulation OMG we gonna die oh noes” crowd is usually eager to mouth off, none of them are out offing themselves for Gaia’s sake. Well, not enough to make a difference, anyway.
Cameron, honey, this is your chance to lead. Won’t someone please think of the compost? (Sniff…)
I’d hit it!!!! It’s Official!
Are these comments for real? What an unbelievably small minded and judgemental group of people lol. Are there seriously this many people that STILL believe our only purpose as women is to be pregnant and barefoot? I feel like I’ve time warped to a bible study from the 50’s. You’re beautiful Cameron! Live your life! Be happy! Ignore all this ancient era crap.
OMG reallY? lOL rofl! You seriously read all these comments and got the impression that anyone here has the opinion of “there seriously this many people that STILL believe our only purpose as women is to be pregnant and barefoot?” OMG! LOL LOLOLOLOL!
I don’t think anyone has used the phrase “time warped”, unironically, since 1975, so nice work with that, O Timely and Progressive One.
I think anybody who thinks the world is too overpopulated should kill themselves instantly!
We’re waiting Cameron!