Jesus must have saved Heidi Pratt from her I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!–induced ulcer, because People is reporting she posed for the September issue of Playboy:
Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.
Nothing Heidi Pratt does is tasteful, so I doubt that very much. I just wish she could figure out what her niche is: I-read-the-Bible-every-night good girl or take-it-all-off Playboy bunny.
In fact, I would not be at all surprised if Heidi wondered aloud “What Would Jesus Do?” and Spencer Pratt convinced her “show tits in nudie magazine” would have been on His divine short list.
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For once in my life, I have zero desire to look at nekkid women after reading this story.
I doubt that even JRod would hit! Even with someone else’s schwantz!
*sigh* I wish she give it up. The real Christians don’t care about her or realize she’s full of #*@$. So did she pose after being in the jungle? That can’t look good.
Those boobs look painful.
Geezlooweez. This is like how Jessica Hahn said that God approved of her posing naked because it made her feel more like a woman. Blech. I’m sick of these quasi-religious celebs making sincerely religious people look bad because of their phoniness.
Whatever she paid for those, it was worth it.
In clicking on the “Bible” link, it goes to a post on Heidi MONTAG. Is that her singing name, or is there an error somewhere here?
@Gamereg: Montag was her maiden name.
Normally I try to avoid attacking a woman’s looks when it’s her character that’s being brought into question, but dang – those are some fake looking bobies
Gamereg, Heidi Pratt is the new incarnation of Heidi Montag. Another link for you to read.
She should have just changed her name to Montague, and walked around wearing a monocle. At least then people might think she’s smart.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put another post up before the weekend. Have you no mercy?
Welcome to my special brand of torture, LN.
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LOL…they used her brain tissue to make her boobs. ‘Cause its evident that they are big and her head is empty.
Another reason I don’t buy Playboy any longer.
Go and spin no more…
those boobs do look painful and they look like a water damaged ceiling. how sad that playboy took her. i guess hugh hefner IS going senile!
Make. it. stop.
Guess she didn’t make the hate f*ck list.
Hooray for porn boobs! Too bad there isn’t brain augmentation, as well.
Why is it that when celebrities (or pseudo-celebrities) pose for nudie mags, it’s always ‘tasteful’? Is there really such a thing when you’re talking about posing nekkid for guys to drool over?
I am sure Heidi is saying that “Jesus spoke to her and told her that it was okay.” I watched the Celebrity show and she kept saying that whatever Jesus wants her to do is why she is here.
Wow. I’d hit it. then I’d run over Spencer with a truck.
Jesus would want me to hit it, I promise!
And this is one more reason I SHOULD be getting playboy…hmm…
I have learned to have patience in my life & I sincerely await the day when these two are living in a two room apartment in Van Nuys crying about their wrongful treatment & not understanding why anyone would dislike “the most famous people in the world”. Talk about narcissist egomaniacs! They’ll get theirs and it can’t come soon enough. I am excitedly waiting fot this train wreck to happen & it should be SOOOOO fun to watch! Take heart!
You know, there’s never a lightning bolt around when you really need one. Or two.
Apparently Heidi asked advice on posing from noted philosopher and religious advisor Kim Kardashian:
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1614055/20090616/story.jhtml