Sometimes, like monkeys on keyboards working on Hamlet, the ladies who co-host The View get it right.
Spencer and Heidi Pratt stopped by the show during their post-I’m A Celebrity press tour this morning. I liked when Whoopi Goldberg told them they were going to end up homeless if they keep up their shenanigans, but I loved when Joy Behar hinted she may just read Deceiver.
Joy: I have a question for Heidi because I read a quote that you said your goal is to be a true disciple of Jesus, the aforementioned Lord, and of Mother Teresa, helping the poor and the hungry. Now, I also heard you’re posing for Playboy. Do you think Mother Teresa would have done that?
Heidi: Um, I’m more of a modern version.
Joy: Of Mother Teresa? A modern version of Mother Teresa?
Heidi: I can’t confirm that but you know, it is a very reputable magazine. Many people have done it.
True, but Mother Teresa sure as heck hasn’t.
Besides, does she even realize that Mother Teresa was a 20th century missionary? How much more modern can you get? And the closest Heidi ever got to fulfilling her pledge of humanitarian work in Africa was, well, the NBC-infested jungles of Costa Rica. Where they couldn’t stick it out for more than two days, even in the name of charity. You two are the salt of the earth.
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HOW do these people still have any popularity?? Seriously no one in the right mind can still get a kick out of them or aspire to be like them.
Al Rocker already trashed their less than tarnished reputation. These folks are on minute 13 of there last 15 minutes. We in South Texas call it turdpolishing. You can scrub it, buff it, put as much Armor All on it that you want – you can’t make a turd very pretty (eventhough the Mythbusters did).
I call twat (heidi) and spud (spencer + pud) toilet waste products. They have outreached their useful life.
The violence of the toilet water excites me.
First Roker and now Behar. That’s some pretty hard hitting journalism. Let’s hope Speidi goes away now. They are ridiculous.
Never did figure out what these 2 were good at, because it certainly isn’t acting. However, it does seem that even the msm is tiring of them and maybe there is hope we will not hear from them again.
I cannot stand the ladies at the View, but I have to give them credit for calling them out. And Heidi, how far ago did you think Mother Teresa lived? And, if you really cared about people you would have sucked it up and stuck it out there for your charities instead of whining about how mean people are.
I have to say that Holly, her sister is nothing like Heidi on the show. At least one of them turned out semi human.
To be fair, I think Heidi may have been thinking of the wrong Teresa.
I looked it up and there’s quite a few saints banging around with that name.
Perhaps she meant:
Teresa de los Andes: Patron Saint of Altitude Sickness
Teresa Margaret Redi: Patron Saint of Repetitive Questions
Teresa of Portugal: Patron Saint of Consanguineous Marriage
Therese of Lisieux: Patron Saint of the Staycation
Teresa of Avila: Patron Saint of Headaches
Teresa Fantou: Patron Saint of the Guillotine
Teresa Kim Im: Patron Saint of Bludgeoning
Comparisons don’t get any more apt than that one. And of all their potential targets, Heidi is the one I’d be most likely to pick right now. Actually, considering that their combined brainpower is almost enough to soften butter, I’d say the View crones did a fair job, here.
Minnow–any idea what the medallions for those Saint Theresas look like? ‘Cause I’ve got a birthday coming up, and my husband needs ideas. I’m leaning toward the bludgeoning one.
I wish that their fifteen minutes is almost up, but unfortunately I think the source of their popularity is simply the fact that they are just really horrible people. The public and “journalists” both like to have them around to hate on them.
The fabric of all space and time was in danger of ripping open when so many stupid people, like these women, get in the same room at the same time. There ought to be a law!
That snake could easily suffocate that guy and there would be absolutely nothing that girl could do about it but stand by and watch. Just throwin’ that out there animal kingdom, you know in case there’s a second chance.
As far as her posing for a magazine, I personally think no one should be able to look at someone else’s unclothed daughter without the parent’s (and my wife’s) permission (IOW, girlie magazine’s are a bad thing). Doesn’t seem right. Now, I am a guy, and a naked lady can be a beautiful thing, and if a blind person suddenly receives right, I can’t think of a better image to behold than a beautiful woman (birds, flowers, those really pretty fish, are pretty neat too, as well as a 1958 Chevy convertible).
And I’m not saying I don’t have the desire to see revealing pictures, but as a Christian, I’m supposed to be able to curb my “immoral” desires, lest they lead to somewhere I shouldn’t be going. I have a friend who gave a party while his young wife and 2 kids were away, and things got out of hand, and now he’s in prison for a few years. That was the last thing he thought would ever happen. Now, having said that, if God had intended us to be naked, we would’ve been born naked. Ummm, wait a second…
Oh man, you guys are great to read in the morning! X-D
While I almost said, “Attaboy” to Joy, I have to wonder if she only had a care about Heidi’s religious hypocrisy merely because Joy Behar lives to “out” all Christians as hypocrites, and wouldn’t miss a chance to knock one down no matter who it is (or if they really are a Christian which I highly question in Heidi’s case). :-p
And while there are many Saint Theresa’s, as far as I know there’s only one Mother Theresa. I doubt that Heidi really even knows who she is or anything about her. Where/who are these peoples’ parents?! Arg.
Jannah, if I were Spencer or Heidi’s mom, you couldn’t pay me enough to admit it. If the parents had any modicum of self-respect, they would be scarcer than Speidi’s acting skills.
I doubt Heidi meant she was a modern version of *that* Mother Theresa because M.T. had wrinkles and stuff, and no access to the Chanel counter over there in Calcutta.
Beige, I’d go with the bludgeoning or guillotine medallions…St. Therese of the staycation doesn’t seem quite the thing for you these days.
(Hopefully you all know I meant “…receives sight…” – stupid keyboard)
I think that as others have mentioned, there’s only one Mother Teresa. And as for alternative saints named Teresa, Mother Teresa herself hasn’t yet been canonized as a saint. Only beatified. Although I suppose with how canonization works, she could still very well be a saint, just not recognized yet since canonization declares that a person is and already was a saint rather than makes them one. Also, I think Teresa of Portugal was also only beatified. Unless there’s another one of Portugal, though the one I know would still make sense for consanguineous marriage since she was wed to her cousin until they found out they were cousins to each other.
Geeze Hmmmm.
Way to go, trodging all over the humor. Wanna come back and spit on it too?
Sheesh.
I told ya’ll that they used her brain tissue to increase her bust size!
I get the uncontrollable giggles every time those 2 morons say something because it is nowhere near intelligent conversation that comes out of their mouths.
I’m with Jannah on this one. The only reason the View ladies felt it was okay to call Speidi out was because they somehow perceive them to be from “the right,” and as we all know, it’s okay to insult and humiliate conservatives. Did anybody hear Spencer say “Pratt/Palen in 2015!” or whatever it was he said? The more those two keep trying to align themselves with conservatives and Christians (even though we don’t want them to!), the bolder journalists will be about pointing out their hypocrisy. If the Pratts came on with an Obama shirt and started pushing liberal causes, I wonder if the media would keep being so hard on them?
TrojanPrincess, I can assure you their doucheyness is bipartisan:
**heart attack**
Thanks, Holly. I stand corrected…and in need of something to rinse the bile taste out of my mouth.
NP. It’s part of their special brand of hypocrisy. They’ll say and do and support or bash anything and anyone as long as it extends their 15 minutes.
Can somebody please, PLEASE do something about those shorts. I’m seeing them everywhere and it has to stop. If you frayed the ends it would look like he was a shipwreck survivor or something.
Sorry, Minnow. I sometimes overdo it with looking at accuracies. I hope you won’t think you’re anything less than one of my favorites here though even if I do inadvertently happen to mess up jokes sometimes.
I know, Pastafarian. For his $100 G’s per club appearance, you’d think he could afford another pair of shorts.
…she said as she, who does not claim to get paid for club appearances, dug through her denim closet to find a nice pair of jeans for happy hour.
Koka, do you really think that she HAD that much brain matter to fill those chesticles with? Tissue the size of a walnut won’t stretch that far. *snicker* OK, now I’m just being mean.
I’m sure Speidi will wear whomever’s T-shirts will get them a photo-op. But I still think that Kill-Joy Behar was attacking what she perceived to be their Christianity. “Christian” equals The Enemy to her, as does Republican.
Well, here’s a Wiccan perspective on the religious thing: I think that they “got saved” merely to garner more scandalous ratings – because now the Playboy thing and any other “immoral” behavior will cause more gasps and more gossip about these talentless wastes of space. They found what amounts to them as a religion of convenience. Now, I’m not saying that ANY religion is truly convenient, but when it is merely for appearance sake and you make no real sacrifices that are inherent in all religions, then you’re just giving lip service and turning it into crap. No offense to anyone out there…except Speidi of course.
As for the rest of it – I hope that this idiocy will end soon. Otherwise I may just hole up in my apartment and start storing food for the end of society because this does not give me hope. But seeing everyone’s responses made me laugh. Thanks, y’all.
Very good points Lilly!
I’d like to live on some remote mountain in Montana myself. Sign me up for survival school too.
S’okay Hmmm.
On a geek note, I was under the impression that “Mother” referred to any tonsured nun. Given that several of my Teresii were long term order members, and that assumes a certain level of seniority, their contemporaries may indeed have called them “Mother”.
We have one “Mother Teresa” in mind today, but she’s certainly not the first, only, nor last.
Given Heidi Monta-pratt’s synapse count, I think we’re already speeking greek to her. Hell, she was most likely thinking of Teresa of the Illegal who sweeps floors over at that one salon, over off Grand. You know, the one who doesn’t have a cinnamon shaker at their mochachino bar and where they don’t stock champaigne pink #2?
And Hmmm, if you point out that there’s no Grand Street in LA, I swear that I’ll hunt you down and make you the patron saint of pincushions
Minnow,
Oho! That’s true. I guess I’m so used to hearing sister for nuns that I forgot mother can apply sometimes too. Though I suppose knowing that was no less geeky than me knowing Teresa of Portugal was only beatified (not that that’s saying much to alleviate the feeling of geekiness). Though speaking of that Teresa, I must admit that I’d be less concerned about the state of the collective gene pool if Heidi was instead married to a cousin (so long as the cousin was at least somewhat normal) and had a whole family of children than how ravaged the pool would be in the event of even a single child by Heidi and Spencer.
Also, I’m not sure I’m quite saintly enough to be the saint of pins, let alone pincushions, but thanks for your kind (albeit threatening) words
My feeling is that Speidi’s true religion is fame, as it seems to be the only thing they’ve got any consistency about.
The cult of fame whoredom is a serious threat to society and seems to be growing by the day. I think we should start kidnapping back the brainwash for deprogramming.
Daniel was correct on the show when he said that it seemed that their religion was religion of convenience.
You know, far be it from me to urge violence against anyone. But if–I’m just sayin’ here, IF–something happened to Speidi, there’d be a stampede to book parade floats and limos for whomever did it. Because in the realm of public service, that would count as equivalent to saving a boatload of blind orphans from a mad dog made entirely of flaming syphilis. With poison ivy and bird flu.