Not gonna lie: I covet the celebrity lifestyle, especially if I could be Sarah Jessica Parker for a day or two. (Just think of the shoes and bags she must get by the truckload from suck-up designers!)
Except apparently it’s not always fun and glamour, because this is all kinds of wrong:
Two Ohio police chiefs are under investigation for a plot involving the surrogate carrying the twins of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick.
The peace officers allegedly masterminded a break-in of the surrogate’s home in a bid to dig up dirt they hoped to sell to the tabloids.
Harrison County prosecutor Shawn Hervey tells E! News that he has been appointed to oversee a probe in the town of Martins Ferry. But he declined to say whether it concerned the surrogate plot since he has yet to receive any paperwork.
But a law enforcement source says that the Bureau of Criminal Investigation will look into allegations that Martins Ferry Police Chief Barry Carpenter and Bridgeport Chief Chad DoJack orchestrated the home-invasion scheme for a private windfall.
That is just crazyville, no? Whatever happened with “to serve and protect”? I’m not usually one to defend certain celebrities‘ rights to privacy, but when police chiefs are plotting to break into your surrogate’s home to sniff your dirty laundry, the line has officially been crossed.
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Haha – gotta love Ohio
(I live in Ohio, so I totes have rights to laugh at this)
Yes, Holly, I, too covet the shoes, clothes and bags she must get. Not the husband or the nose though.
Those damn Ohioans. What a bunch of nuts!
(And yes, I too am a Buckeye)
How much possible money could they have made?
That’s just awful. And this is not the first time that woman is being harrassed:
http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=410065
I positively loathe the very air surrounding SJP and Broderick. That said, this is a scary, evil situation. Only a surgeon with a propensity for roofie rape would be scarier. It’s an utter betrayal of public trust.
I have a feeling, however, that such is in store for all of us within the next few years.
Ohio’s just not like the rest of the world (make that three of us from here). If that’s the worst thing our law enforcement did, I’d take it… sadly it’s not. In fact, I give them credit for thinking outside the box
That isn’t just crossing the line. That’s lighting the line on fire and pissing on the ashes.
When some people from Ohio get bored, they build airplanes, run for president, invent the cash register, perfect the lightbulb, or figure out how to go to the moon… others, meanwhile, do stupid stuff like this. We simply have too much free time up here
And Ani, now NCR is pulling out of Dayton after 125 years here. Why? Cause we have a stupid Governor and idiot for Mayor who somehow thought raising taxes would allow them to stay here.
Yeah for Neil Armstrong, Wilber and Orville Wright!!! Booooooooo to our leaders that are in place right now. They are full of nuts.
This action is just SO bizarre. Obviously no one thought about how this kind of stress might affect the babies, oh no. The Brodericks should just put her up in Switzerland or some obscure off-States place until the babies are born, they can afford it. Kinda makes you wonder why she and the babies aren’t in NYC with them though. Hmm.
But yes, kudos to Ohio for putting us in the air and on the moon!
P.S. Army Wife, that sounds like what Cuomo did to NY State, driving away all the businesses with astronomical taxes. :-p
Don’t complain about the Ohio business tax until you try the Michigan Plan:
1. Tax the hell out of businesses until you slide into a one state depression and voters threaten mutiny.
2. Make sure to write the new tax legislation immediately after you enact term limits, because you don’t want things like experience or knowledge of tax codes getting in the way of your “brand new era in government”.
3. Let your new tax rates shift from month to month as you perfect it. All new improvements should be dependant upon the wind, planetary alignment, or menstrual cycles of the state legislature.
Oh yeah, and write the code nice and vague, because businesses love spinning the wheel of fortune every quarter.
Shoot, we’re not just driving away existing business here in the big Mitten, we’ve actually put up quarantine signs at the state border to keep the fresh money out.
Minnow,
Don’t forget – you can take our businesses and in return we will take your trash.
Graholm and Cherry are hoping to get a Constitutional Congress approved at the ‘10 election. At the cost of 40 million – guess who pays for that.
What do they want to do you may ask….Well they want to change the income tax from a flat rate to a sliding scale. The more you make, the greater your tax rate is. Great news isn’t it? I mean lets be honest, if you make more, you pay more. Even when the tax rate base is the same percentage for everyone. Way to keep Michigan residents in Michigan.
Don’t worry, Minnow, we’re trying. A study just came out that almost 80% of Ohio college students want out of the state the minute they graduate. Their solution? Handing them money to stay. No businesses are here that require a degree (other than a business one) because they’re all taxed to death and leaving for Indiana. It took me 8 months to find a job after I graduated last year, and it was the first job I’d applied for that I wasn’t overly qualified for. Just ridiculous. (sorry, off-topic rant)
As for these two, I really do agree that it’s horrible. I’m sure everywhere has these problems, but we seem partiularly bad here (I agree, we get bored). I just hope they actually hold these guys accountable, unlike our local sheriff’s office where a deputy sleeps with a 14-year-old after her family is murdered and gets paid $135,000 because he was “wrongly fired” after judges dismissed every felony charge against him. Thanks, Ohio. Thankfully, we voted a new sheriff in.
Excellent site. You obviously put much time and effort into this endeavor. So crazy, ironic, this world we live in . . . just when you think you’ve got it figured, it sneaks up and bites you—yes, right there. Good luck with this, Randall
” A study just came out that almost 80% of Ohio college students want out of the state the minute they graduate”
*waves hand* I’m among them!! However, no amount of money can convince me to stay here. I’ve been here long enough, I’m not cut out for the winters up here! I need my mild winters and insanely humid summers of the South back!
Ani, let me be the first to invite you to southwest Georgia, which is where people are referring to when they say a given situation has “gone south”. It’s like spending 7 months of the year duct-taped, facedown, in Deion Sanders’ armpit. I’d say this is hell, but I have a sneaking suspicion that hell has better management and more of a work ethic than this place.
Our cops–make that “cops”–don’t bother taking down descriptions of assailants or burglars, because they can’t read or write above a first-grade level, and it’s likely that the miscreant is a friend of theirs anyway. A guy recently attempted armed robbery here, and got away from da police. ON A BICYCLE. Retards? We’re soaking in ‘em.
LOL Beige, I was actually looking at relocating to Savannah if I make my way to Georgia! That’s another thing…. I have to be close to the water, too. If I lived where you live, chances are I’d freak out from all the dumb people, blow stuff up, and probably elude the police on a set of stilts
Ani, if you need Southern heat and water proximity, might I suggest Norfolk, VA? The people are friendly and the real estate sort of affordable (unlike up the road in No VA, where I grew up). You might get confused about your excise taxes and how they work, but what the hey.