Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a “sassy and irreverent” book of relationship advice. I’m sure it will win a Pulitzer:
In The Day I Shot Cupid (to hit stores March 2010), the Ghost Whisperer star, 30, “reveals a surprisingly wicked sense of humor as she explores the new landscape of modern dating and offers up a wide range of practical tips, from text-flirting and IM-ing to what men and women really want, and how to start over after a breakup,” according to a release.
Says Ellen Archer, president and publisher of Hyperion and VOICE, the company releasing the novel: “We were instantly sold on Hewitt’s sassy and irreverent take on modern love and felt that her own confidence would be inspirational to women of all ages.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt does have a lot of experience with relationships, I’ll give her that much. Just two weeks ago she emasculated her comedian boyfriend Jamie Kennedy on the radio, threatening “a situation” if he doesn’t propose within the next year. The girl wastes no time: Five months back she broke off her engagement to actor Ross McCall.
And then there was the time she dated John Mayer, which really tells you all you need to know. Wikipedia also lists flings with “talk show host Carson Daly, actor/model Kip Pardue, writer Chris Benson, singer-songwriter Rich Cronin, actor and singer Joey Lawrence, professional kayaker Brad Ludden, actor Will Friedle, and singer Enrique Iglesias.”
So I suppose if you covet JLH’s string of broken hearts and failed trysts with D-list celebrities (who may or may not have dated her for her boobs), this is the self-help book for you!
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I guess it had better be “sassy and irreverent” given that she sucks so bad at forming lasting, meaningful relationships and sounds like a total harpy.
Nonetheless, I’m sure Jrod would still hit it.
I respect her for spreading her “love” around. Wish she’d spread some down my way…….
*snicker*
Enrique Iglesias? Carson Daly?
Eek. And who the hell is Kip Pardue? Who names their kid Kip Pardue?
I would love to share some of my love with her….let it ooze all over her…
(in a deep baritone voice) oh yeah!
Wow. I think when Mayer wrote “Your Body Is A Wonderland”, he was (reputedly) writing about her. I mean, lots of unsanitary, overcrowded amusement parks are called “Wonderland”.
i wish i had her rack
I’ve been looking for a way to hop from guy to guy to guy ever since the bar method started to fail for me!
Kip Pardue is hot! Loved him in “Remember the Titans”.
I’d date her for her boobs. And her money. But mostly her boobs.
Oh, relax! It’s not like she’ll actually be writing the book. (And probably won’t read it, either.)
Ironically, “Sassy” and “Irreverent” is what she named them.
Joey F-ing Lawrence? The guy from Blossom? Crap!
I just lost a bet I made in the 90’s. Pretty sure he topped my list of ‘celebrities who will have ODed in an alley by the new millennium’. Ledger dies and this douche will probably live forever – if there was a God, he’s apparently taking a vacation.
Not only that Scott F. but in April he co-starred with Melissa Joan Hart (of “Clarissa Explains It All” fame) on an ABC movie that got decent ratings. Serious blast from the past there. I bet even Clarissa couldn’t explain that.
Wow, these comments are the tops. Congratulations to everyone, very well done.
Beige
I’d stand in line all day to ride her…wait, this isn’t Gutfelt’s site.
I hope a JLH datepack includes hand-sanitizer.
It gets better, Scott. Will Friedle is Ron Stoppable.
Who the heck admits to dating Ron Stoppable?????
it seems like these starlets get passed around a lot.
Uck…all of you guys that want to hit what has been around everywhere had better find a full body condom.
Uch. My mind is all a-churn with “Party of Five Hundred” and “Slut Whisperer” cracks. It’s hard to deal with the concept of someone who’s a Petri dish with cleavage. Choice paralysis, and all.
It pisses me off how many celebrities get to be “writers” simply because of their celebrity. Especially considering all of the real writers competing to get book deals.
just thought i’d say i LOVE clarissa explains it all. i have some of the DVDs
and minnow after seeing your comment i googled this -> http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=will%20friedle%20boy%20meets%20world&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
sad lol
The rack IS awesome(!), but she has been ridden more than the village bicycle. You’d need a lifetime Valtrex prescription after you hit that. Sounds like she’ll be available soon though. Jamie Kennedy is not going to propose after her radio fun, I’m thinking.
She reminds me of my ex. She was “sassy and irreverent” too: meaning, she wasted no time, either; a real go-getter; knew what she wanted, akin to a leech knowing what it wants. Glad I’m not the pussified slave that ended up with her. Hewitt’s is a lot prettier, though, and her boobies are, admittedly, more “sassy and irreverent”. Fcuk, I hate women like this.
Here’s to real women.
Minnow: Kim Poss-i-ble, of course – after all, they did become boyfriend/girlfriend.
The show had really good writing.
Love that theme song : Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me. If you wanna page me that’s okay.
Kinda dates the day’s technology, but so what.
FYI: I have a daughter who grad’d high school in 2007, so that’s why the show was initially on in our house, though I did get to liking it anyway. She’s now in the Army, and stationed just north of Seoul — yee haw. Thank God for technology like oovoo and Skype: Skype me, oovoo me, if you wanna see me …
Just talked to her tonight, in fact. Our whole family (except her) was in Seoul in 1982-1984, so that tour came in real handy to prepare her for hers. The circle is now complete. Now we just hope and pray Kim Jong Il is all talk and no action.
Les, please thank your daughter for us and give her our regards.
Yeah Les – give your daughter our best and know that we’re praying for her. If it makes you feel any better, I get the feeling the Chi-Coms will yank the leash pretty soon and get Kim’s ass back in line before we have to feed it to him for breakfast.
Then again, that might just be wishful thinking on my part. If he is as stupid as he looks, I get the feeling my inactive reserve status will become active again very quickly.
Beige and Scott (and I know there are others also. I wasn’t expecting a reply on that, so thank you very much — and to our atheist/agnostic friends here, we gladly except good luck wishes too, of course).
Some analysts say, and I tend to agree, that Kim will get more mileage just making waves and generally being a pest, instead of actually attacking anyone/anything. Surely even he, because he is “older” (as compared to his youthful newly-appointed successor son), knows his aura of immortality is waning. He knows there’ll be consequences, such as his swimming pool vanishing. Not sure how the rest of the world would respond to our retaliating, but oh well.
I normally wouldn’t wish a fatal heart attack on anyone, and the Christian in me says pray to God for your enemies – okay, “God, please take him out of power – I’ll leave the method up to you.” Then we’ll see what his son brings – being more wordly-educated, maybe he bring some sense to the table. I’ve not read about his leanings.
Although becoming fewer in number, there are still many relatives on both sides who would love to see each other again, and a unified Korea (with Seoul being the capital, not Pyong Yang) has to be best thing that could happen to the peninsula. It’s a weird situation – the south already has invested and assisted in businesses in the north, to the north’s benefit, of course, but to see levels of cooperation existing on one hand, and simultaneous military posturing by the north on the other — it’s like two parallel universes there.
And another thing: Is “sassy” the new black? I currently own several “sassy” handbags, now have a “sassy” haircut, and my neighbor described my most recently-purchased blouse as “sassy”. Just who are these items supposed to be sassing? Who does JLH think she’s “sassing” with this book, and in regards to whom exactly is she being “irreverent”? Is there an actual church of relationship advice, during whose services Hewitt picks her nose insouciantly, or what?
Les, I think we all hope for a unified Korea with Seoul as capital and South Korean democracy winning the day. China is the big wild card in that situation. Best wishes to your daughter – I’m praying for her too.
Beige, I was going to whine at you for re-visting JLH when we were all having such a good conversation about North Korea but how can I complain when you say things like “during whose services Hewitt picks her nose insouciantly”? I can’t.
Story of Love that make me upset it’ll be go out from my mind now on and i’ll stop think aout him any more…
Jennifer Love Hewitt esta MUY BUENA y BIEN RICA.