We’re less than 24 hours out from MJ’s death and already the hangers-on are coming out of the woodwork. Today’s Very Special Sychophant is Brian Oxman, the self-styled Jackson family attorney and spokesman, who spent all last night running around L.A. giving extremely controversial interviews.
“I don’t know what caused Michael’s death, and I don’t want to speculate as to what the causes are,” Oxmon tells Usmagazine.com.
But let me guess: You’re going to do it anyway?
“I only know that I warned them there was the misuse of prescription medications by people who were enabling him; his handlers, folks who should never have been permitted to allow him to use those medications in the manner I observed.”
“So is that the cause of it? I don’t know,” he continues. “People die from various and sundry causes – they have congenital malformations of the heart, they have difficulty with various infections. I don’t know what Michael Jackson’s death is a result of.”
Is there ever a right time to say “I told you so” to a grieving family? Even if there is, do you really think the day of his death is it?
Guys like Brian Oxman make me retch. Not because I’m the biggest MJ fan — I mean, I liked some of his music but I thought it was ultimately overshadowed by his sordid life — but because if you don’t want to speculate? Then don’t. Otherwise you come across like Princess Diana’s butler.
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He was on Fox and Friends this morning and I agree, that it is too soon to talk about speculation. However, we are talking about tragedy and people want in on it, just like Anna Nicole.
Oh, will someone PLEASE for the love of tart refreshing Tang just please put this guy in a small box with Al Sharpton? And then let them eat each other alive?
For those who thought the circus surrounding Anna Nicole’s death was over the top, well, we ain’t seen NOTHIN’ yet. I can’t imagine who all will come out of the woodwork on this one. I wonder what will happen to his poor little children. They’re the ones who will suffer the most from this feeding frenzy. Poor little guys:^(
I fearfully agree Bubbasmom, I think that this will be more huge and drawn out coverage than we saw even with JFK Jr’s death. Unless some kind of coverup is necessary by those on the inside, and then we might get some relief if the enquiring minds are shut out. But that would probably only happen in an alternate universe.
Lets hope for those kids of his, that MJ’s dad is not involved in their upbringing.
This has just begun. For me his legacy will be the freak show that was Michael Jackson. The surgeries, the molestation trial, dangling a baby from a balcony. Jackson’s death will take the spotlight off of Iran and off of an even more tragic death – Neda’s.
Here we go; we are set for MJTV. All Michael Jackson, all the time. You will see fights over the inheritance, speculation over his death, skeletons crawling out of the pantry and nothing else in the news for the next 72 hrs.
I mean, okay he was a superstar but we wouldn’t have cared less two days ago, right?
Michael Jackson: Dies.
“Media”: Michael Jackson died today, blah, blah, blah….
Me. Wow to bad. I always hated his music. Oh well can I get back to work now?
Please stop the madness NOW.
Thousands of children will no longer be under the threat of molestation. Yippee!
I have read Jenn’s post and I can only wonder: do this is an Iranian plot to make us forgot about the Iranian crisis? This is a valid possibility…
Toubrouk – Maybe Ahmidenijad is drinking a pepsi and doing the moonwalk?
Oh you know it is going to be grabbed by the media and run like hell with. That way, all their rubbish on the recession getting better will be forgotten.
All kinds of people everywhere will be struck with sudden onset ADD. Watch and see.
Jenn – Let’s hope Ahmidenijad got his hairs set on fire by a badly placed pyrotechnic piece. He deserves nothing better.
Nah, he just had to upstage Farrah.
Beige
I like your idea, just throw in two rusty spoons lol!
Michael Jackson is not dead. He staged it all in order to escape his massive debt. He’s taking the money they gave him from signing on to all those shows in London and has fled to parts unknown. If you see a horrible ghostly trollish creature hanging around your local playground, its probably Michael Jackson.
I think Lisa Marie did it to get a shot at the Beatles song rights. Maybe now they’ll show up on iTunes.
Rabbi Schmuley wrote a very touching and no nonsense article on his thoughts about MJ, who he counseled for some time.
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Good link, Jannah. The rabbi said it very well.
You can’t “fix” people. They have to do it for themselves. And if you know someone who confuses attention with love, well, its VERY hard to get them to untangle the 2 and realize that the one is most definitely not the other.
Many celebs can’t differentiate between the 2.
I have just heard on the news that the Jackson family is asking for an independent autopsy. Yup, the circus is already starting.
Ok, here goes (heard this in the 80’s – more of a slam against RFers than MJ) :
What do Michael Jackson and (insert unfavorite baseball right fielder’s name here) have in common?
They both wear a glove on their left hand for no apparent reason.
(that’s “one” hand …”one” hand…dangit)
My favotire joke so far …
“Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.”
Bruce…LMAO
And Karl Malden just died. This brings our Celebrity Death Toll to 7. You KNOW everybody just glanced skyward and took a few steps back from Britney and Lilo. Courtney Love can’t take a nap these days without someone crossing her arms and putting lilies on her chest.
No kidding, Beige. Seven?
Somebody really should tell Whitney Houston that Sherwin-Williams’ Sacrificial Lambsblood Sunset No. 3814 isn’t exactly a kosher substitute.
She’s painting her door posts as we speak…
Seriously. Somebody is cleaning house, y’all. Obviously not working from MY list, but still.
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