Lindsay Lohan must have inherited her dad’s lack of self-awareness, because I can’t otherwise explain why she’s appointing herself a charter member of Celebrities Against Drunk Driving (CADD).
How else can you interpret this Tweet she posted around midnight last night:
note to all: FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE
about 8 hours ago from web
What about snorting coke and driving? Do her friends let her do that?
I can’t help but wonder if this is an abdication of responsibility — “my friends didn’t stop me!” — because this isn’t the first time she’s advised against drunk driving.
Obviously the most credible advocate for why drunk driving is bad is someone who does it every Saturday morning. I mean, how else is she supposed to get home from H.Wood? In a cab? Ew.
Footnote: The accompanying photograph was taken at LiLo’s 23rd birthday party in Vegas over the weekend. Twenty-three, you guys.
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Ew. That picture. Ew. Ew. Ew.
This photo makes me really sad.
You know the worst part about that picture? Those shoes.
They might look good on a porn star though!
**hint hint!**
Ew is right. It looks like someone took a head of a (very old looking) 60-yr old and attached it to a 12-yr old’s body.
Has she ever NOT looked like a rode-hard, put-away-wet lot lizard? Probably had to stub out a smoke seconds before her first baby photo, and I’d be willing to bet that there’s documentation somewhere of her tooling around drunk on a Big Wheel at age four.
Here we go; the end of the line…
How old is she? She looks about 50 years old? And what is she wearing. Where’s this girl’s mom? Oh wait… she’s part of the problem.
Wait…how come she celebrated her b’day already? She was born in July – I know because we almost share a b’day…almost
So she’s not technically 23 yet. Double-ew. And it’s actually a very bad luck to celebrate your b’day or accept any b’day gifts before your actual b’day…and yes, I believe in all that superstitious crap.
Her eyes are almost as spooky as Pammie’s at the top of the page … but not quite. Ach du Liebe.
I can smell the rank B.O. just looking at that photo.
Nati, five celebrities have bought the farm in the past three weeks. Lilo is probably #1 with a bullet (heh) on EVERYBODY’s Dead Celebrity Pool. She’s probably scared to wait for her actual birthday.
She really is a lost soul. But she now has her next excuse, they didn’t stop me and it’s not my respobsibility.
Her 15 minutes were up a long time ago. Pretty sad too because she did a great job in the Disney movies.
Beige, sadly, I think you are right – I won’t be surprised if her life ends in tragedy of some sort. Which would be really sad. I used to be quite a fan of hers, actually…a long, long time ago…AAW, I agree – she was pretty good in Disney movies, especially, Freaky Friday.
I feel sorry for her and I wonder if she has real family and or friends who care about her. Im actually surprised she’s made it to 23. I wont be surprised to hear that she’s died of an overdose or car wreck from driving (snorting) while intoxicated. I think being an alcholic before you even reach your 21st birthday ages you considerably. I agree she looks way older than 23 and sadly if you took away the hooker makeup and clothes (and shoes) she’d STILL look older than 23. Very sad.
It’s sad when anyone dies, because everybody has at least one person who cares about him or her, with the possible exception of Perez Hilton. But when someone essentially spends years killing herself in the slowest, most publicly degrading way possible, dying for real only after she’s managed to shred any semblance of self-respect or human dignity, it’s hard to know exactly when to don the black armbands.
I refer, of course, to Kate Gosselin.
Lilo is a trainwreck too, though.
She looks preggos. I guess it’s just the way her belly’s sticking out… Like an optical illusion… I hope.
Maybe she was just leaving herself a “reminder”.
(Inside joke: “Homer, you had it set on ‘Whore’!”)
Two words for that Photo:
AMY WINEHOUSE.
The stomach makes me think of those starving children you can sponsor for three cents a day.
….which probably is a very bad sign as far as health is concerned. I mean, she doesn’t look as thin as she has in other photos, but with a stomach like that, I’d be seriously concerned about her health.
The shoes bother me more than anything else. If Herman Munster hired a hooker, those are the shoes she’d be wearing. At his request.
Egads! What happened? This chick used to be a chick I’d use as a wallpaper. What happened?
This is so disturbing. The girl is in her early 20’s and has more lines on her face and on her forehead than some people 2x her age do. Thing is, no amount of surgery in the world can remove hard living from someone’s face.
This girl needs to get in touch with Drew Barrymore. She was also a child actress who went off the deep end, went through Hell, and came back and has done very well for herself. She needs to get away from her parasitic family.
Know what, I’ll go to Hell-A, kidnap her and get appointed her guardian, force her to enter some strict college in the midwest on a limited budget and maybe she could start doing something with her life. Did she even graduate high school? What can I say, I like a challenge… maybe I can consider that my clinical internship during my doctoral studies
Beige -
Make it six. Fred Travalena is gone.
http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2009_06_29.html#017364
Fortunate-Son…Simpsons reference FTW.
I used to make fun of Lohan because she kept doing stupid things and acting like a spoiled brat. But seeing this picture and looking at her family, I just want to give this girl a hug and a cup of tea.
Nati – my 21st isn’t until December…does that mean the booze I have received from friends recently is bad luck! Ohs noes…
Why didn’t somebody tell me they were making another Addams Family sequel?
She looks more like a meth addict than a coke whore. Meth ages you quickly and her behavior is certainly similar. Beige, she or Amy Winehouse are my bets for the next “train-wreck” death.
Remember how cute and sweet-looking she was in the remake of The Parent Trap and Mean Girls?
Now I doubt even Jrod would hit it. *sigh*
And why is she so purposely posing (and failing hideously at it)? Her body is in an awkward what-I’m-I-supposed-to-do-now? pose. I gotta stop looking at that picture, but she is a train wreck.
I’ve driven a million miles while nursing a beer. I’m going to stop doing that now, thanks to that picture.
What she says is “Friends don’t let friends drink and drive” but what she means is “friends encourage friends to drink and drive.” Really, read between the tweets.
…I just realized that she is wearing a cape.
That’s the awkward pose, guys. She’s trying to look like a superhero wearing a black version of those shoes from the “If U Seek Amy” video. Nobody can look sexy in those.
She needs to call Edna Mode.
That’s no cape, Pearce.
That’s the Shadow of Death.
*sound of juice being spit at monitor after reading Minnow’s post*
I gotta stop drinking and surfing, especially on this site – it’s doing all kinds of damage to my computer accessories.
Don’t worry, Meg, if there *is* an exception to that “premature b’day gifts equal bad luck” superstition, it OUGHT to be the booze (given as a b’day gift). In fact, there should be a law of some sort: “B’day booze could and should be given and received all year long regardless of the recipient’s actual DOB…unless, of course, that recipient is Lindsay Lohan”.