Ugh, these people. Heidi and Spencer appeared as guests on Alex Jones’s radio show in Texas on Monday and shared Jones’s rather radical conspiracy theories about the government and the end times that are upon us.
The whole interview is a Twilight Zone level of crazy-making. But unlike the WTF moments of “9/11 was definitely an inside job” and claiming that birth control makes women suicidal, this segment was unintentionally hilarious and is worth repeating:
Jones also brings up the idea of human microchip implantation to erase the need for credit cards or identification. Heidi is troubled by the idea.
“This is very serious. It says in the Bible this is the mark of the beast, and that is a sign of worshipping the Devil. So over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body,” she says. “My body belongs to Jesus Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus, and I will speak out to Christians….this chip is the end of humanity.”
For those of you playing along at home: microchip implants, bad; breast implants, Jesus approved. And I’m also pretty sure Spencer’s flesh beard is the true mark of the beast, if you want to get technical about it.
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Ruh-roh, if Speidi is against birth control does that mean that soon…..sweet lord no!!!
Heidi should wonder if maybe breast implants are the mark of the beast.
I sure wish that she would stop using Jesus’ name in vain…..that is, in the name of her own vanity. X-p
I an starting to wonder if, now go with me here, when the doctors did the breast implants they decided to remove her brain under the guise of “how long can a person live without a brain and society not notice.
Man this is nothing. I used to listen to that show when it was “Coast to Coast With Art Bell”. You ain’t heard crazy until you listen to that. Or maybe it still is I didn’t click the link. What am I a guy that clicks links? I got better things to do, like eat these Doritos.
Anyway it’s usually on AM radio at like 11:30pm or something. It’s a riot. You’d almost think it wasn’t real. But I always kinda wonder, what if THEY’RE the ones that are right?
Hey. Who are those guys in the black suits?
GGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
I’m pretty sure even Jesus Christ himself would approve of that augmentation.
I didn’t think it was possible to hate these two dumbasses anymore than I already do, but I was wrong. The 9/11 conspiracy crap is disgusting — it’s vile nonsense that dishonors the victims of 9/11 and mocks the pain of their families. It’s deeply offensive that these two pieces of crap are promoting this nonsense in their latest bout of attention whoring.
“My body belongs to Jesus Christ.”
Yeah, and I’m sure that Jesus is just fine with you “sharing” your body in Playboy.
Great, I was hoping that we would not have to have them back here on Deceiver and ruin my 4th of July weekend. Can they get anymore ridiculous then they already are? I think they talk just to hear themselves.
9/11 was not an inside job and it is a terrible thing to say when that day heros emerged from the shawdows.
Pasta, Coast-To-Coast isn’t what it used to be. Art Bell has retired, and apparently all his kooky guests and callers did with him. Now the show is corporate-owned, and George Noory mostly talks politics. Believe me, the kooks were more interesting. :-p
Back on topic though, how does this boring conjoined couple get onto shows without paying huge sums of money in payoff?! Is it like a circus-freak thing? Well, Spencer does look like a beared lady.
X-D
I could care less what those two have to say… they’re saying shocking statements because they KNOW people would talk about it. Just a ploy to keep their names around.
Birth control makes women homicidal? Hahaha I’ll say without my pills, I am HOMICIDAL! It’s kind of like this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/10234/saturday-night-live-annuale#s-p4-st-i2
Maybe I should forgo mine for a couple months and meet up with those two
As much as I DO believe that the current government really is out to destroy us, I think it would be fantastic to get these two ‘chipped. That way, when/if there’s a sufficiently accurate targeting system, we can pinpoint them and nuke them from orbit. (It’s the only way to be sure.)
psssttttt…
which one of y’all wants to be the first to tell Heidi that each of her breast implants are identity coded and logged into a vast database?
Hee. Minnow, given that she’s probably named them Jeremiah and Obadiah, and talks to them every night, and argues with them at least once a month (and loses, usually to Obadiah)…
Minnow — right on. The microchippers should co-op that data. Then maybe someday she can buy groceries with them.
Art Bell was awesome! I used to work the graveyard shift and loved the talk about the shadow people!
The GRAVEYARD shift? I wonder what were you up to?? Harvesting organs for some rich cabal of people that needed organs I bet. Maybe, dare I say it? ALIEN ORGANS! Somebody get Art on the phone NOW!
D—’s got some ’splainin’ to do.
…..the sad part is, this isn’t the first time I’ve heard such a theory. I was raised in a Southern Baptist church. They firmly believe the same thing. Except they also mentioned something about Disney wanting to give people a tattoo so they could get into their parks without carrying passes around. Along with something about Troll dolls having demons in them. And Jumanji is bad to watch because it promotes mysticism.
Buying groceries with your chi-chis? That’s even more awesome than using them to predict the weather.
“I’m also pretty sure Spencer’s flesh beard is the true mark of the beast, if you want to get technical about it.”
Remarks like this make my frown turn upside down, on an otherwise very poor day. Thanks, Holly.
Ah yes, that forgottten fouteenth disciple, Heidi, the moron for Jesus!
Oh my gosh, won’t they just shut up for a minute? They give everything they represent a bad name: Christians, Americans, actors, models, facial hair…
I was raised Penticostal, and yes, people believe this stuff about microchipping humans. When I was a teenager, I went to a church where we went door-to-door speading the message, had movie nights in apartment complexes, even record burnings!!! People believe so much stuff about the “RAPTURE” and God just going “poof” and taking people to Heaven, and leaving the sinners here to rot!
Needless to say, I finally got out of that “church” after my boyfriend ended up getting married to a girl the pastor picked out for him!!!
Minnow-
You beat me to it on the implant database but then I guess Heidi’s not researching to get on CSI.
I wonder if she sets off the alarm everytime she leaves Wal Mart?
The only reason I know anything about them at all is from watching Joe McHale.
Pearce, I wouldn’t say we firmly believe that chips are the mark of the beast… simply that they could be. For a while it was the big thing for individuals in the church with no hobbies or lives to flip out and think they were, but that has calmed down. Thanks for re-bringing it up, Heidi. I’m not sure what special Pratt version she has, but none of my Bibles say anything that specific about the end times. I can only hope to someday reach her enlightened state. Amen.
Wow, I missed the bit about microchips in the bible.
These 2, combined, have about the total brain power of a 4 watt light bulb. Like they could even figure out a conspiracy if it was happening right in front of their eyes. We need to make sure that there is a GPS in their microchips (i.e. plastic boobs) so we will be able to AVOID them at all costs. Or the chips could, like 2 opposite sides of a magnet, repel them when they come near a reporter or camera. Now, THAT I would pay to see. (Just the visual of these 2 trying to crawl in front of a camera while being magnetically repelled has me ROFLMAO!)
I have to admit, the idea of having a microchip in me kind of freaks me out. Not because it’s evil or the government will spy on me. I figure some enterprising criminal is a lot more likely to try to rip off my personal information so that they can clean out my bank account or something. Does this make me a conspiracy theorist??
On the other hand, I did microchip my dog, so I can’t be THAT against it.
As I’ve come to understand it, the whole microchip conspiracy comes from Revelation 13:16-17, “He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.”
Then when scientists started talking about implanting chips in people to act as a permanent ID/credit card that can be easily scanned and never physically lost or stolen, end times scholars put two and two together and decided that the “mark” might actually be this new technology. There was also something about the digital code adding up to 666 or something ironic, I don’t completely remember.
Yes, that is where it comes from, and I personally believe that it means what it says, but the people saying for sure that it is a microchip are what bug me. Just makes the rest of us look as crazy as they are.
Love this site. Glad you’re bashing Heidi and Spencer. Found this satire of them, thought you might enjoy:
http://thetalkingmirror.com/2009/06/heidi-and-spencer-pratt-go-to-bible-study-a-transcript/
What else could it be? The world is sick enough right now that the end might just be as near as some people think it is. It’s not that far fetched, and believe you me I would not receive that microchip even if I then couldn’t buy or sell anything. It just feels very wrong. As for her being a diciple? Well… I don’t think so, but who am I to judge. The bible says don’t judge…
Trojan Princess
I think that it was once speculated that a bar code could be tattood on people to scan-before chips became widely known or in common usage. “Enemy of the State” and “Idiocracy” have played off of this.
Cash means privacy-which is certainly an enemy of the state-and if the government had a way of shutting down the underground economy and bringing in all of those dollars(credits?) to be taxed it would be a dream come true(for them).
For authoritarians/totalitarians it would be even better. Why they could control whether you bought or sold anything (outside of barter)which sounds an awful lot like what John the Revelator wrote 2,000 years ago. I guess all that proves is that human nature hasn’t changed much.
I do read over at Alex Jones/Prison Planet. I totally disagree with the 9/11 truther stuff and I don’t understand the animosity towards Israel. I do think there is interesting information presented on Homeland Security and the Federal Reserve.
I don’t have a creepy, flesh colored beard.
Noela
If I were Heidi I’d be buying guns, ammo and freeze-dried food, but I suppose she could find a Capri-Sun straw somewhere and tap her artificial resources.
Tastes of baby.
heidi’s fake jugs look like they hurt.. gross. and i’m sure jesus is ok with you showing your T&A in playboy? right? riiiiight.
Pinandpuller, from what I’ve heard from a religious nut friend of mine, the whole thing with Israel is something to do with Jesus’ second coming. Apparently there needs to be an utterly devastating war in the Holy Land so extremely evangelist Christians are dabbling in Israeli/Palestinian affairs trying to encourage the conflict.
I have no idea if that’s remotely true, just what I’ve been told.
This is the part where I’m supposed to point out that most Christians are polite, hard-working, and decent, and that we shouldn’t judge them by a few bad apples.
See, I’ve always heard the exact opposite of the “let’s foment war in the Middle East to bring Jesus back” business; I’ve always heard that anyone who tries to exterminate the Jews will face a special, extra-dark flavor of God’s wrath.
I’m hard-working and decent, but hardly ever polite. For the record.
Guys… you know “they”, whoever that is, don’t need a microchip to track you. Been on the internet today? Use your cell phone? Buy something at the grocery store and use your value card thingie? Have you been to the ATM, or given your customer number to the desk guy when you walked into the gym this morning? Don’t some new cars have a “black box” type thing that records information about your car in the event of a crash (not sure about that one)? How about your fancy little GPS thing? “They” don’t need to go to all the extra bother to implant a microchip in your body. I mean that’s a lot a lot of work when you’ll happily track yourself.
I think the “mark of the beast” actually refers to an Obama sticker.
crass
LOL! Beige, much love for the Obama sticker crack.
Christians who think they can hurry up God are as crazy as the republicans who thought McCain would save the party…
Beige
So THAT’S how God knows which people to take during the rapture…
No hybrids on MY highway to Heaven.
Simon, I just heart you so much. Your comment made my afternoon.
If I have a Prius but no Obama sticker, can I still get a pass for the rapture?
And on the topic of implants and Revelations and all, what about all those folks with pacemakers/stents/artificial hips/etc.? I hope the mark of the beast doesn’t extend to medical devices…
Kristine – when I refer to Southern Baptists, it generally only refers to the church in which I was raised. I know the views differ from church to church. Where I grew up, various Southern Baptist churches (especially mine) seemed to have a contest as to who was THE MOST RIGHTEOUS and so forth. They’d caution us against even other SB churches and cite some random thing that that particular church did or taught.
I’m kind of tempted to go back and visit at some point to see if they still do that, but I could see it ending in a huge scene…caused by me.
@Pearce: Completely understand, and I hope I didn’t come off sounding snarky. That’s a perfect way to put it (contests for the most righteous church), and so annoying. I just want the world to know we’re not all that wacky… although being in Deceiver might not be the way to accomplish that
In general, I think at this point we should be more worried about what our government can do with such easy access to information through chips and stuff than picking sides for heaven and hell… something it seems a lot of the church doesn’t quite get, apparently including our favorite blonds.
Her body belongs to Jesus Christ? I think Jesus would be alright with that, if you know what I mean.
This is the same couple who wore Palin shirts until Obama won the election. Then they were photographed wearing Obama shirts. Let’s just crown them deceivers of the year and make them go away. Please? Tomorrow is my birthday and that is my birthday wish.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, AAW!
Yeah, I’m on board w/the crowning idea. Just lemme find those manhole covers.
I’d hit it. Then I’d Kick Spencer’s ass.
I don’t know about you, but the thought of having kids makes me suicidal.
Im with you Minnow, I wonder who will be the first to let her know tht little card she sent in with the bar codes and her name where to identify her and her implants. Oh man, that must mean she is infected or something, what is spence gong to do now?????? OMG these two are the most ridiculous excuse for entertainment i have ever seen. I mean harrased by AL ROKER>>>>>?????? REALLLLLLLYYYY Heidi? I don’t think so! These two need to go get chipped and stay home!
Anyone who has a basic understanding of physics can only conclude that the WTC one two and SEVEN where destroyed by explosives. Where was the largest defence network with the biggest budget in the history of the world for 1 and a half hours while 4 jets vanished from the radar screens and turned 180 degrees? America is America because you have the bill of rights and constitution. Giving up your liberty dies not give you security. It only gives you tyranny. That is why your constitution has been ripped apart by the phoney conservative GWB. He was only doing the bidding of his corporate masters. Homeland security, the PATRIOT act and FEMA are for you, The armed American people. You see if you are a cabal of Elite Globalist with your sights set on a dictatorial world government you cannot have a free republic nation of 300 million with a constitutional right to keep and bear arms. Keep living in denial ! There are no Fema camps ! posse comitatus hasn’t been trashed. There are no plans for a N.A.U and Amero. It’s All just a big “conspiracy”, the corporate media says so. Keep drinking your fluoridated water and eating your exiotoxins and watching your football games and soap operas and don’t worry . Everything will be fine. Keep paying your unconstitutional federal income tax to the private Federal Reserve and worshipping your messianic demagogue and submit to the total federalisation/militarisation of police. You UN AMERICAN IDIOTS ! You probably couldn’t even spell FREEDOM!
….well, I’ve now exceeded my quota of WTF for the day.
I…thought Art Bell died. Did I miss something?
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