Kendra Wilkinson is best known for allowing a man older than her grandfather to do things to her private parts — or at least claim to — along with two other young women who lived with him at the time. So it’s only natural that she’s super-excited about being the Most Christianest Mom, Like, Ever!
While Hugh Hefner’s 23-year-old former flame has led a pretty wild life (besides being Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, the number of times she’s revealed her assets in public is well into the double digits), and said earlier this year that[Hank] Baskett was helping her find God for the first time, she is determined to be a strict religious mama.
“Our child will definitely be Christian,” Wilkinson told Tarts last week, with Baskett adding that they are going to be “very strict” yet still “spoil” their young ones at appropriate times.
“But they are going to have to earn it, we’re not just going to hand it to them. Most importantly, they have to keep good grades because school comes first and then everything else after that.”
So basically, she’s publicly repudiating everything that has made her who she is today. “That’s right, kids, you’d better stay in school and say your prayers and keep your clothes on, or you might end up rich and famous like me!” It’s tough enough getting your kids to listen to you in the first place, let alone when their friends have the complete Girls Next Door box set.
That’s assuming Kendra even understands what Christianity is. Hint: Yelling “Oh my God, you guys!” is not a prayer.
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I suspect her new husband is silently thinking “WTF is she thinking. She sounds like twat from twit and twat. Thank God she signed the prenup.”
Let me officially start the 15 minute countdown on her duration of celebrity fame.
At least she started getting her hair done professionally. At the beginning of the show it was terrible. Now if they could only fix what comes out of her mouth.
Too be fair, did Jesus ever say To not pose for Playboy? I went to the online bible and couldn;t cross reference Hef or Playboy, so I think she is in the clear!
yeah, I’d hit it.
I love the Christian Credit Card; It’s the ultimate “Wash Whiter than White” gimmick.
So, we all know the drill: Since she found God, we need to ignore her previous pictures of her genitals, her dubious relationships and her tendency of removing her clothes in public. This is the great moralistic cop-out. Now she can say “But it was before I had Christian Values! Now that I have found God, I know better!”.
I am just waiting for the relapse. This will be fun.
But the more important question in all of this is: What the hell exactly could she do for Hefner’s ancient, wrinkled, and ineffectual weiner? It must be like playing with beef jerky.
Obama kids endorse J-Crew?
http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0709/profiting_off_the_obamas_29066b65-8269-431d-93c7-98c4dcb777cf.html
At least triple digits.
As rich and famous as her? I’ll keep my clothes on and stay in school then. I would actually want people to know who I am.
Any known photos of her hanging out with Heidi Pratt? Because that would explain a few very, very stupid things.
People know who she is. Not that they should, but they do.
I would be none to happy if my son brought her home and told me they were engaged, and by the way she is pregnant.
Oy vey, how convenient. This is the modern stripper mentality: “I’m just going to sell my soul to get through college and then I’ll be Mother Theresa and buy it back.” And pray to God that you don’t die before you graduate and get to repent. :-p
Until she does a nude photo shoot, or goes out of her way to benefit from her GNS fame, I don’t think this is hypocritical. Who’s to say she’s not genuine about this? Sometimes people really do have religious conversions and change their lives. I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, though that’ll end if she ever goes all Bunny again.
I don’t know Tal. I think (cynically) that her sudden conversion has something to do with the fact that her new husband/baby daddy’s family is very conservative Christian. So it seems to me like she’s trying to blend in with the new crowd she’s surrounded by. And didn’t she give her father-in-law Playboy photos of herself on her tv show? Of course I hope it’s genuine but I’m not convinced.
This just sums up and answers all of the questions I have had about Christianity. So glad I finally understand it means that women should get boob jobs and sell themselves to any male willing to pay for their support. Let me turn my other cheek for a better camera angle and give thanks.
Is it just me, or does her nose look different in that pic? I thought her nose was thiner and in this picture she looks like Marsha after the football hit her.
Darla, I’m fairly certain this is not what Christianity is about. Although I may have breezed right by your sarcasm.
@BetC: “Mom always says, ‘Don’t play ball in the house.’”
Aw come on guys and gals, didnt the bible forgive Mary Magdeline(sp)who they claim was a prostitute? After all Kendra was basdically a prostitute, she was paid to sleep with Hef or at least appear to so if Mary can be forgiven I guess Kendra can as well. That is till she finds out that her new Christian life doesn’t pay as well as Playboy and then she will relapse into her old ways.
She didn’t say that she was born again or that jesus was her savior or anything along those lines, she said the child would be christian. She’s going to go to church. It’s not that big of a deal, I don’t think she’s planning on it having a huge role in her life. I mean, if she was, why would she have installed the stripper pole in her house after she got engaged? I don’t mind her, I feel like she is being herself on tv and she seems like a good-hearted person. I’d be way more likely to enjoy talking to her than awful heidi and spencer, I think they’re about equal in status. I think she’s lucky she got involved with hef, otherwise she’d be in porn.
“Aw come on guys and gals, didnt the bible forgive Mary Magdeline(sp)who they claim was a prostitute?”
It never says in the Bible that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.
I’ve heard the term, “knock the dust off of it,” since I was a kid but I really didn’t understand what it meant till I saw Hef’s ex-gal pals.
Will she be hung on a stripper pole upside down?
Will someone spit in the dirt and form the clay into pasties?
Don’t even ask what the “landing strip” looks like now (Dulce Maria!).
I’d never encountered that phrase until now, and now I can’t stop rocking in the corner and sucking my thumb. THANKS, PINANDPULLER!
Simon, was mentioning a “box set” of Girls Next Door a Freudian slip, or intentional? It cracked me up.
Anyway, I’d give her the benefit of the doubt on this one. If she’s trying to change her life, good for her. Time will tell if it is serious or if she jumps at the first speed bump.