Britain’s Female First magazine inexplicably asked brainless party twit Mischa Barton for her top beauty secrets. Mischa shared these groundbreaking tips:
As well as having a fondness for make-up, the 23-year-old star — who has her own range of handbags and hairbands — believes in taking good care of her skin.
Mischa tries to stay out of the sun unless she is on holiday, and enjoys treating herself to a pampering session when she’s feeling tired.
She explained: “I’m happy being pale. I think it looks great on women and it’s good for your skin. I like real tan or no tan at all. I’m not a fan of fake tan.
“I like old-fashioned relaxing too. I always take baths with some kind of oil. I like to buy natural products, but I’m not obsessive. It’s just nice to use things that don’t have tons of bad things in them.”
Ironically, the same day that interview was published, HollywoodRag.com ran these photos of Mischa exiting party-central Bungalow 8 in London at 5 a.m. I’m sure she didn’t use any “things that have tons of bad things in them” while getting wasted until dawn. On a Tuesday.
Does she still have that Neutrogena contract? Because she’s aging about as well as Lindsay Lohan.
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Isn’t alcohol a natural product?? And most of the other drugs are produced from plants refined down, so she could still be sticking to things that are “good” for her pale little body…lol.
Boy, “child stars” in hollywood really seem to be chewed up, spit out and left with terrible habits.
When they tell me Mischa is a fashion expert I think … sometimes.
When they tell me Michelle is a fashion expert I think … raaaalpppphhhhhhhhhhh.
http://www.examiner.com/x-5610-DC-Budget-Style-Examiner~y2009m7d6-Fashion-Blunders-for-Michelle-Obama
To paraphrase from the late, great, Rick James: Meth is a hell of a drug.
I’d still probably hit it…
What is the deal in London? I thought they stopped serving at like 10 pm, but then there are clubs, too? How does it work?
Oh yeah, and who CARES what mischa barton says? She was on a crappy tv show, YEARS AGO, and that’s it. She has horrible fashion sense and charges $150 for one of her headbands. I just don’t get it at all
Keeping the heroin-chic look alive.
You don’t tan if you sleep all day-unless you are George Hamilton.
Ewww, Jrod. I wouldn’t hit that with your weiner. Think of all the skeezy dudes she’s been around the block with.