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Mischa Barton Is An Expert On Natural Beauty

mischa_barton_drunkBritain’s Female First magazine inexplicably asked brainless party twit Mischa Barton for her top beauty secrets. Mischa shared these groundbreaking tips:

As well as having a fondness for make-up, the 23-year-old star — who has her own range of handbags and hairbands — believes in taking good care of her skin.

Mischa tries to stay out of the sun unless she is on holiday, and enjoys treating herself to a pampering session when she’s feeling tired.

She explained: “I’m happy being pale. I think it looks great on women and it’s good for your skin. I like real tan or no tan at all. I’m not a fan of fake tan.

“I like old-fashioned relaxing too. I always take baths with some kind of oil. I like to buy natural products, but I’m not obsessive. It’s just nice to use things that don’t have tons of bad things in them.”

Ironically, the same day that interview was published, HollywoodRag.com ran these photos of Mischa exiting party-central Bungalow 8 in London at 5 a.m. I’m sure she didn’t use any “things that have tons of bad things in them” while getting wasted until dawn. On a Tuesday.

Does she still have that Neutrogena contract? Because she’s aging about as well as Lindsay Lohan.

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9 Responses to “Mischa Barton Is An Expert On Natural Beauty”


  1. 1 aleric Jul 6th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Isn’t alcohol a natural product?? And most of the other drugs are produced from plants refined down, so she could still be sticking to things that are “good” for her pale little body…lol.

  2. 2 LN Jul 6th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Boy, “child stars” in hollywood really seem to be chewed up, spit out and left with terrible habits.

  3. 3 Bruce Jul 6th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    When they tell me Mischa is a fashion expert I think … sometimes.

    When they tell me Michelle is a fashion expert I think … raaaalpppphhhhhhhhhhh.

    http://www.examiner.com/x-5610-DC-Budget-Style-Examiner~y2009m7d6-Fashion-Blunders-for-Michelle-Obama

  4. 4 Hurricane Jul 6th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    To paraphrase from the late, great, Rick James: Meth is a hell of a drug.

  5. 5 Jrod Jul 6th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    I’d still probably hit it…

  6. 6 manda Jul 6th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    What is the deal in London? I thought they stopped serving at like 10 pm, but then there are clubs, too? How does it work?

    Oh yeah, and who CARES what mischa barton says? She was on a crappy tv show, YEARS AGO, and that’s it. She has horrible fashion sense and charges $150 for one of her headbands. I just don’t get it at all

  7. 7 Jannah Jul 7th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Keeping the heroin-chic look alive.

  8. 8 Pinandpuller Jul 8th, 2009 at 6:08 am

    You don’t tan if you sleep all day-unless you are George Hamilton.

  9. 9 Ferd Jul 8th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Ewww, Jrod. I wouldn’t hit that with your weiner. Think of all the skeezy dudes she’s been around the block with.

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