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09
Jul

Prince Charles Makes a Royal Ass…ertion

By now we’re all used to the hypocrisy of the Prince of Wales, what with his gallivanting all over the world in luxurious style to tell the rest of us to take the bus and stop using light bulbs that actually enable us to see stuff. He’s kind of like Al Gore with even less of a resume. And he’s still at it!

According to The Independent:

Capitalism and consumerism have brought the world to the brink of economic and environmental collapse, the Prince of Wales has warned in a grandstand speech which set out his concerns for the future of the planet.

The heir to the throne told an audience of industrialists and environmentalists at St James’s Palace last night that he had calculated that we have just 96 months left to save the world.

And in a searing indictment on capitalist society, Charles said we can no longer afford consumerism and that the “age of convenience” was over.

The Prince, who has spoken passionately about the environment before, said that if the world failed to heed his warnings then we all faced the “nightmare that for so many of us now looms on the horizon”…

Despite his attack on the materialism of the modern age, the Prince has been criticised for his own indulgences, including dozens of staff to run his homes and hundreds of thousands of pounds spent travelling around the world. While his private estates on the Duchy of Cornwall generate record profits his tax bill was lower than the year before.

Well, he’s being consistent, at least. Last March he was saying we had 100 months before it’s too late, so he does know how to count. Er, I mean calculate! Yes, he’s performed the calculations, hasn’t he? And just like a calculator, he has limited problem-solving ability and is increasingly obsolete.

Sorry, Chuck, that you’re so bored because you don’t really do anything, and that your ego is taking a pounding because everybody knows you’re a useless anachronism. Tell you what: You start living the way you want me to live, and maybe I’ll start listening to you. Give away all your worldly possessions, stop flying around in private jets, get a real job if you have any sort of actual job skills, etc. Then we’ll talk.

Or you could just shut up and enjoy your ridiculously charmed life. Either one.

P.S. He really is like Al Gore! “Prince Charles: Climate change fight is like war against Nazis”

09
Jul

Race Expert Brings the Heat to Bill O’Reilly on MJ Coverage

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Hoo boy. Bill O’Reilly really got into it with a Columbia professor for criticizing Michael Jackson on the day of his memorial service.

First, O’Reilly blasted the media for holding up MJ as a black icon:

And why are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton making this a racial deal? Jackson bleached his own skin and then chose white men to provide existence for his in vitro children. I mean, give me a break with all this. To hear Sharpton speak today, you’d think Mr. Jackson was Martin Luther King Jr.

O’Reilly went on to speculate about the pedophilia accusations and tabloid-style antics. Then he had race-relations expert Marc Lamont Hill on the program to provide the counterbalance. And well, he did:

Hill: No one is saying that the media should not have drawn attention to Michael Jackson for those behaviors. The component is now he has passed away. About a year or two ago when Jerry Falwell died, you and I debated this very point. You said, “Give the man three days to a week and let the people mourn him before you start talking about his racist politics.” You said that yourself. So why are we giving Jerry Falwell something that we won’t even give Michael Jackson? … You critiqued me for calling him a racist after his funeral. You said that’s inappropriate behavior, that it’s insensitive and that it’s disrespectful to his legacy to do so. Not because you didn’t agree with me, but because you said, “That’s not what you do to a celebrity after they die.”

O’Reilly: It’s apples and oranges. Look look look. It is.

The Falwell interaction in question can be viewed here:

Hill: Many people are really celebrating the death of his movement and celebrating the death of his ideologies which had a vicious effect on people in America. Not so much him the father or him the husband. That’s a very different thing. But I think at some point it does come over the line.

O’Reilly: Well I mean, you can celebrate whatever you want to celebrate two weeks from now. But there is decency, doctor. And decency was crossed over the line by all of those newspapers.

So speaking ill of the dead on the day of their funeral is in bad taste only when O’Reilly doesn’t have a problem with the guy. This seems like pretty clear cut apples and apples to me.

09
Jul

Michelle Obama Wears Alligator, PETA Keeps Its Mouth Shut

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We all know that PETA hates Presidential Fly Swatting and they never seem to shut up about fur wearers, but when the FLOTUS decided to rock a luxury alligator clutch while strolling through the Russian woods earlier this week (price tag right around $6K- but I won’t go there), we heard crickets.

I guess PETA’s silence on the issue means that they are A-OK with the First Lady’s fashion choices. I mean, the bag is really cute.

But aren’t alligators people animals, too?  Sure, they’re not quite as cute and cuddly as house flies or those baby seals PETA people seem so obsessed with, but I’m sure they’re just as valuable to society or the ecosystem or whatever it is animal-rights crazies care about.

I’m guessing the PETA people have actually used their brains (another first) to figure out that it is far easier to throw paint on a fur-wearer than a leather-wearer. Sure, messing with an old lady in a fur coat seems easy enough, but I don’t think throwing paint on leather wearing Hell’s Angels or Harley Davidson crews would be very well received.

Maybe it is wise that PETA isn’t attacking Michelle for her choice in handbags. I’m pretty sure with her jacked arms she could rip them a new one.

UPDATE:

So it turns out the designers of the bag misidentified Michelle’s clutch as the alligator version when in fact it is the patent leather version.  But my point still stands, patent leather is made from cows.  I have no idea why PETA isn’t having one.




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