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Jul

Nudity-Phobic Mary Louise Parker Goes Topless in Esquire

marylouiseparker_toplessA good rule of thumb on Deceiver is that naked chicks mean lots of clicks (are you listening, Carrie Prejean?). I’m thinking that will hold true for Mary Louise Parker, who plays pot-dealing MILF Nancy Botwin on Showtime’s Weeds.

Mary Louise Parker bared her breasts as Nancy in two episodes last season, most notably in the season finale during a revealing conversation with her brother-in-law Andy (played awesomely by Justin Kirk).

But in last month’s issue of More magazine, MLP claimed she was “goaded” into the unnecessary nudity:

She’d been fine with the series’ wildly erotic sex scenes, she says, but the shot in the bathtub in which the camera lingered on her breasts seemed intended to titillate. “I didn’t think I needed to be naked, and I fought with the director about it, and now I’m bitter,” she says. “I knew it was going to be on the Internet: ‘Mary Louise shows off her big nipples.’ I wish I hadn’t done that. I was goaded into it.”

What a difference a month makes.

Go ahead and click here for NSFW photos of her baking a pie in the August issue of Esquire. (This isn’t her first strip down the block either.) In my inexpert opinion, she doesn’t look like she had to be asked twice.

10
Jul

Al Sharpton Defends Michael Jackson. Sometimes.

There’s been no more staunch defender of Michael Jackson’s corpse than the Rev. Al Sharpton. Here he is performing at Jackson’s final concert, I mean first funeral:

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“There was nothing strange about your daddy. It was strange what your daddy had to deal with, but he dealt with it.” A noble stance! Sharpton reminded us how much he respected and admired Michael Jackson and his amazing achievements.

Too bad he waited until Jackson was safely dead before expressing it. Us Magazine has dug up this Sharpton nugget from last September, on something called the GO Fish Radio Network:

“Well, just remember: You quoted Michael. I didn’t.” Ha ha ha! See, Sharpton didn’t want to be associated with Jackson because he was… well, strange.

Michael Jackson left Al Sharpton the greatest gift of all: the world’s attention. No wonder Sharpton found it in his heart the empty space in his chest that would normally contain a heart to forgive him.

P.S. Who really killed Michael Jackson? Sharpton is open to all theories.




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