It would be accurate to say that I’m a Lauren Conrad apologist and The Hills holds nothing for me now that Whitney and L.C. are both gone. Kristin: bitch. Audrina: vacant. Heidi: bobble-headed. Together, they form a black hole of unrelenting cattiness. And if I ever need my weekly dose of that, I can just call my soon-to-be mother-in-law.
However, I take secret pleasure in this:
Lauren Conrad is getting something off her chest…
And that’s Heidi Montag’s over exposed bosom.
The Hills star has slammed Heidi’s recent Playboy shoot in the rather more upmarket Harper’s Bazaar mag.
When Loz was asked why Heidi chose to bare all for Playboy she said of Heid’s boobs: “They’re not going to pay for themselves.”
Strike one.
The 23-year-old reality star remains firmly on her high horse as she moans about the Pratts: “I don’t call magazines and let them know about things so they can write stories.”
Unfortunately, as much as I like Lauren, I can’t let that last comment slide. This interview takes place in Harper’s Bazaar, after all, as part of Lauren’s summer press tour to prove she has a life after The Hills. She will next appear on the cover of Shape in August and was Cosmopolitan’s cover girl this month as well.
I’m not sure the argument can be made that Cosmo is morally superior to Playboy. But more importantly, you don’t get three magazine features in two months with nothing in particular to promote without your publicist getting on her knees.
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It just goes to show that the less celebrities talk during interviews in regards to other people’s public image, the better their own public image will be as a result.
I suppose the same can be said for Lauren.
Who are these people?
I suddenly find myself needing to go to the store and buy a ginormous box of I Care…oh wait, the need has passed.
The phrase “famous for being famous” comes to mind.
exactly MM.. i used to like watching the hills when it first started but as it went on it got to be way too much. you know if we didn’t have lauren conrad we wouldn’t have heidi and spencer.. talk about a nice thought!
First let me say that the wig is awful. Second T.I., you have hit the nail on the head. The less they speak during an interview the better it would be, for all involved.
I keep telling y’all: There is a vast, untapped market for donor organs here. Not brain tissue, but the other stuff. Well, not livers either, presumably, but…
Crap. Never mind.
I second Beige on this. So many people in hospitals right now needs kidneys and lungs.
I have said it before and I will say it again; What a waste of perfectly good organs.
Isn’t this just another rich girl complaining about how tough life is? If so, I so do not care. She can go away like Speidi
I don’t really have much to add, but I haven’t said anything in a while, and I need everyone’s attention on me so there ya go.
Pasta, have you ever considered a career in the entertainment industry? I hear Kate Gosselin has an opening. As it were.
$20 says Lauren will be gracing the pages of Playboy in the next 8 months.
Today is the anniverary of John Edwards getting caught hiding from the Press in the basement bathroom of the Beverly Hilton hotel.
That’s right, exactly one year ago, John Edwards was still Obama’s top pick for US Attorney General.
I’m feeling some Schaudenfreude. Very nice.
Damn, it’s a good thing I ignore most prime-time shows. Now I know I’m not missing much.