Bad news, everyone: The Gosselin divorce just got pulled into a much larger galaxy of suck. Michael Lohan succeeded in getting his greasy paws on the story as Jon’s new “business manager,” even spending the weekend with Jon at the beach. So now you know this already-made-for-the-tabloids story is about to go nuclear to the point where you can’t stand the sight of any of them anymore.
Luckily, someone came forward to call Michael out for being a terrible role model for Jon Gosselin to turn to:
As Michael Lohan emerges as a new advisor to Jon Gosselin on personal matters – and increasingly, on professional matters, too – sources tell PEOPLE that the Lohans wish he’d focus on his own family.
“It’s embarrassing, he’s embarrassing,” says a Lohan insider, suggesting Michael pay attention to his own responsibilities, not those of Jon Gosselin. “He’s trying to get deals for Jon. Maybe Jon can tell Michael to pay [ex-wife] Dina child support. He’s now six months behind.”
A second Lohan source tells PEOPLE that Michael owes Dina money: “Michael is six months behind in child support. Over $12,000 is due, and it’s in the hands of collections now.” (While Lindsay, 23, and her brother Michael, 21, are legally adults, Ali, 15, and Dakota, 13, are minors.) …
And in regards to Michael offering marital advice to the Gosselins, another source, says, laughing, “Michael’s giving advice about marriage, and about parenting? It’s absurd.”
The only way this could get more Deceiver-perfect is if Spencer Pratt showed up in the Hamptons next weekend.
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I finally saw some of the “old” John and Kate shows and they actually looked happy. She wasn’t so shrill.
Maybe this (Lohan and John) is what she has been dealing with behind the cameras and the reason for her attitude change.
Worlds are colliding.
People Magazine had it right. It’s beginning to look like Kate Gosselin was the brains of this operation.
FTR, Lohan isn’t Jon’s business manager, that link merely says that Lohan should not be acting as such.
When did Disney re-cast Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum with these two idiots? Then rename them Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber?
Oh. My. God. This is the perfect bromance. A match made in heaven. In the sleaziest, most diabolical way, of course.
I don’t know, Michael. If that picture’s any sign, it looks like Jon’s just not that into you.
I sense a new reality series on the way starring these two dummies. I believe sentiments towards Kate – the former Mrs Gosselein, not the one he is or isn’t dating (according to Radar) – will be shifting in her favour. But still,those poor,poor kids. That show needs to be canned and that family needs to get their priorities straight.
There’s not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean again, after seeing that picture.
This means that its only a matter of time before Dina shows up at Kate’s doorstep with the proposition of turning the oldest kids into the next Disney singing sensation.
I just threw up a bit in my mouth.
Yeah, Minnow, I was just going to post that Jon seems to be asking to see Lohan’s immunization records before there’s any physical contact.
This is a good example of stupid gravitating towards stupid.
In other freaky reality TV news (and yes, I feel dirty knowing this), Octomom’s kids now have a court appointed financial guardian to keep them from being too exploited. Her lawyer tried to argue that having the kids’ reality show payments scrutinized by an unbiased third party would invade the family’s privacy. Because, you know, the reality show doesn’t invade the family’s privacy…
jon and michael.. the famewhore tag team. i’m sure their 2 faces will be on the front of all the celeb weeklies at the end of this week.. how sickening. and really, all we need is the stupid ass pratts and satan’s new clan would be complete!
Gag – choke.