Loyal readers of Maxim probably already know who Polish model Joanna Krupa is, but because I am not a 16-year-old boy, up until today I hadn’t heard of her. I feel like I’ve been missing out on one of the keenest intellects on the runways in nudie mags today.
In her cover story for the August issue of Maxim, the PETA poser came out swinging at dudes who wear fur:
So you’d never date a guy who wears fur?
Never. I think it’s the cheesiest sh*t on the planet for a man to wear fur. Look at Diddy — he looks like a ‘tard! If you think you look hot in a fur jacket, you have issues.
So what is the way to the lady’s heart?
Well, if you have a big leather couch in your bachelor pad, Joanna will drape herself right over it. In leather pants, no less. No ethical problems there.
Afterward you can take her out for sushi or a juicy steak — her favorite foods for staying in shape, as she wrote on her blog in January. And according to the dossier in Polish on the photo at right, her all-time favorite dish is ribs (“potrawa: żeberka”) — so Chili’s remains an option.
And you have to respect her work. Joanna knows the best way to sell Christian Louboutin’s thigh-high leather boots is to wear them with only a thong.
As a final note, I have yet to come across a single photo of Joanna Krupa where her underboob (at the very least) isn’t on prominent display. Next time, Joanna can star in the hotly anticipated “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Clothes” campaign by PETA, People Exposing Tits and Ass.
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Hey! I’m wearing a full length fur coat right now! Excuse me while I jump into my pink Eldorado, and crank some Shirley and Company so I can get home and watch Reggie Jackson hit three home runs in the World Series! It’s 1977 isn’t it?
Seriously. Guys still wear fur coats?
I’ve also noticed the only think Poland seems to produce are blonde models.
Oh and submarines with screen doors. Or so I’m told.
I guess Polish men like to wear fur. That is in line with the european men wearing speedo’s. And if they are English, they wear knee high dark dress socks with sandals, while wearing speedos. Just as long as they don’t combine the three fads.
Okay, I’m not seeing the hypocricy here. She didn’t say (from what was reported here, at least) that she has an ethical dilemma with using animals for clothing, she said she thinks men wearing fur is cheesy. I think there’s a big difference.
Maybe Polish men don’t wax?
I don’t know if she’s just against fur or just guys who wear fur. There is a difference. Guys do look stupid wearing fur like that. I think unless you kill it and eat it, guys can’t wear fur.
I guess I should have included this link:
http://www.furisdead.org/feat-joannakrupa.asp
AHA! Okay–THAT makes it all clear. Thanks Holly.
Okay. She’s a hypocrite.
Ahhh… ditto w/ Freak Show. I get it now.
Mmmmmm…..huh, what? She’s saying’something? All I hear is “Don’t get up, I’ll get you another beer?”
Well if my grandpa was right about Polish people, he did say a lot of jokes about them, she probably don’t know where leather actually comes from. If the interview is any indication, she’s probably not the smartest (or classiest) lady on the block.
Yep, my own beloved country strikes again. I was wondering when will something Polish come up on Deceiver.
@Pastafarian – Poland DOES produce quite a lot of stuff. However, 99% of it is not so camera-friendly as that dingbat. Yachts for example – Saudi bigwigs actually ordered several form Polish shipyards).
@Minnow – Sadly, Polish men do wax, only not where they should.
Frankly I’m just as offended as her use of the word “tard”. WTF? Who still uses that word anymore?
But her blatant PETA-esque hyprcrisy still offends me too, don’t worry.
Back in my day, there were just honest-to-goodness prostitutes. They messed up marriages, left a lot of hangup messages, and embarrassed Daddies at picnics, but they didn’t POSE IN MAGAZINES pretending to be deep thinkers or to have scruples about anything.
I’d hit it…
LOL…what a bubble head……….all boobs, no brain.
Only prepubescent 6th graders use the word “tard”…..does she not know just how much that “tard” Diddy is worth? And that he did that on his own?
Not that I think he is some sort of financial wizard, I’m just sayin’……
I should’ve taken Polish in college.
Nah, I heard “Austrian” was a better language from the Messiah himself!
Well she is right about Diddy looking like a ‘tard.
I am sorry Holly, I really did try to read the article. I am sure it was brilliant. I was just get to distracted….oh and thanks
I read the headline and thought “Who?” then looked at the picture and thought “Who?” then read the article and thought “Who?” then read the comments and thought “Diddy is polish?”
Pasta, they also sent a rocket to the sun once – at night.
yeah i have no idea who this chick is but she just seems like another PETA idiot. holly i loved your ‘people exposing tits and ass’ hahaha
I believe all women against the use of fur should run around naked just to make their case..whatdoyasay
Chuck, be careful what you wish for. Hysterical blindness is not covered by most insurance plans.
or bleaching of the eyes for that matter.